Creamed Chimped Beast on Toast
Posted by:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 5 Mar 2005 06:33:33 -0800
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Serve chimped beast over toast.
INGREDIENTS:
· 1/4 cup butter or margarine
· 4 ounces dried chimp or ripped-up human face
· 2 tablespoons finely chopped onion
· 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
· 1 cup milk
· 1 cup sour cream
· 1 can (4 ounces) chopped mushrooms, drained
· 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
· 2 tablespoons chopped parsley (2 teaspoons dried parsley flakes)
· salt and pepper to taste
PREPARATION:
Melt butter in a saucepan over medium-low to medium heat. Cut beast
into thin strips, or use pieces of human face ripped off by crazed
chimps (just pluck off the eyebrow & eyelash hairs); add to melted
butter. Add onion and cook for 2 minutes; blend in flour. Gradually add
milk and continue to cook, stirring constantly, until thickened and
bubbling. Pour on bread & slurp it up like a chimp would eat cake.
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 11:01:30 -0500
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In article <1110033213.048230.285740@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
Doktor Dark wrote:
> Serve chimped beast over toast.
>
> INGREDIENTS:
> · 1/4 cup butter or margarine
> · 4 ounces dried chimp or ripped-up human face
> · 2 tablespoons finely chopped onion
> · 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
> · 1 cup milk
> · 1 cup sour cream
> · 1 can (4 ounces) chopped mushrooms, drained
> · 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
> · 2 tablespoons chopped parsley (2 teaspoons dried parsley flakes)
> · salt and pepper to taste
>
> PREPARATION:
> Melt butter in a saucepan over medium-low to medium heat. Cut beast
> into thin strips, or use pieces of human face ripped off by crazed
> chimps (just pluck off the eyebrow & eyelash hairs); add to melted
> butter. Add onion and cook for 2 minutes; blend in flour. Gradually add
> milk and continue to cook, stirring constantly, until thickened and
> bubbling. Pour on bread & slurp it up like a chimp would eat cake.
>
Ah! An open-face sandwich.
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Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 09:06:46 -0800
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On Sat, 05 Mar 2005 11:01:30 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>In article <1110033213.048230.285740@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
>Doktor Dark wrote:
>
>> Serve chimped beast over toast.
>>
>> INGREDIENTS:
>> · 1/4 cup butter or margarine
>> · 4 ounces dried chimp or ripped-up human face
>> · 2 tablespoons finely chopped onion
>> · 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
>> · 1 cup milk
>> · 1 cup sour cream
>> · 1 can (4 ounces) chopped mushrooms, drained
>> · 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
>> · 2 tablespoons chopped parsley (2 teaspoons dried parsley flakes)
>> · salt and pepper to taste
>>
>> PREPARATION:
>> Melt butter in a saucepan over medium-low to medium heat. Cut beast
>> into thin strips, or use pieces of human face ripped off by crazed
>> chimps (just pluck off the eyebrow & eyelash hairs); add to melted
>> butter. Add onion and cook for 2 minutes; blend in flour. Gradually add
>> milk and continue to cook, stirring constantly, until thickened and
>> bubbling. Pour on bread & slurp it up like a chimp would eat cake.
>>
>
>
>Ah! An open-face sandwich.
you're fired.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
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