Comics Recommendation
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 22:17:34 -0800
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Some of you dumb jerks ought to really enjoy WHAT'RE YOU LOOKIN' AT?!,
the collected Angry Youth Comix by Johnny Ryan. His fucking stories are
so god damn stupid and retarded you will croak. In this one story this
guy Loady McGee gets kicked out of his stupid ugly girlfriend Blubbina's
house so he goes to live with his friend Sinus O'Gynus who has these pet
lizards and things that crap all over everything and Loady McGee has to
sleep on a mattress that has lizard shit encrusted on it and he dreams
he is making out with a chick and wakes up and finds he has been making
out with one of the lizards and three years later Sinus O'Gynus tells
him he better find work or leave and so Loady McGee is watching his
favorite movie the Island of Dr. Moreau so he makes up this glop that he
injects into the pet lizards to make them evolve into hookers and he
makes a shitload of money and Sinus O'Gynus comes home and finds his
house is now a whorehouse but he doesn't know the whores are his pets
all evolved, but there is a lot of money so he quits his job but the
whores KEEP evolving into cannibal monsters and start biting the dicks
and balls off the customers and eating them and one bites off the nose
of Sinus O'Gynus and then the house gets on fire and Loady McGee goes
and hides out at the dump and finds Sinus O'Gynus under some trash with
his nose bitten off and so they watch some TV to relax and see that
Loady McGee's Stupid ugly ex girlfriend Blubbina is making a lot of
money with one of Loady McGee's stupid inventions and so Loady McGee
finds some guns in the dump and they go to Blubbina's apartment and find
out that she used the money she made from the invention to have plastic
surgery to fulfill her lifelong dream of looking exactly like TWEETY
BIRD and then even more stuff happens. You will shit and then fuck the
shit and then eat it and shit it again. It is some funny shit and stuff.
http://www.johnnyr.com/
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 12 Mar 2005 04:26:03 -0800
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I hope I don't have to read any further for a spoiler!!
My guess is he did this comic in the mid 1980's?
Rev. KrustyMADfaker
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 12 Mar 2005 07:32:41 -0800
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I prefer "Little Lulu"
She's so hot!
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 17:19:00 GMT
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You lying bastard, that's no comic strip, that's your life between the
ages of 20 and 22. We have 8mm film to prove it.
--
HellPope Huey
Former keyboardist for Bleeding Gums Murphy
Inside your head,
there's a record playing,
saying hold on
- Tom Waits, "Hold On"
"A monkey with a gun
would make a great TV show."
- "That 70s Show"
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 10:13:10 -0800
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On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 22:17:34 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>Some of you dumb jerks ought to really enjoy WHAT'RE YOU LOOKIN' AT?!,
>the collected Angry Youth Comix by Johnny Ryan. His fucking stories are
>so god damn stupid and retarded you will croak. In this one story this
>guy Loady McGee gets kicked out of his stupid ugly girlfriend Blubbina's
>house so he goes to live with his friend Sinus O'Gynus who has these pet
>lizards and things that crap all over everything and Loady McGee has to
>sleep on a mattress that has lizard shit encrusted on it and he dreams
>he is making out with a chick and wakes up and finds he has been making
>out with one of the lizards and three years later Sinus O'Gynus tells
>him he better find work or leave and so Loady McGee is watching his
>favorite movie the Island of Dr. Moreau so he makes up this glop that he
>injects into the pet lizards to make them evolve into hookers and he
>makes a shitload of money and Sinus O'Gynus comes home and finds his
>house is now a whorehouse but he doesn't know the whores are his pets
>all evolved, but there is a lot of money so he quits his job but the
>whores KEEP evolving into cannibal monsters and start biting the dicks
>and balls off the customers and eating them and one bites off the nose
>of Sinus O'Gynus and then the house gets on fire and Loady McGee goes
>and hides out at the dump and finds Sinus O'Gynus under some trash with
>his nose bitten off and so they watch some TV to relax and see that
>Loady McGee's Stupid ugly ex girlfriend Blubbina is making a lot of
>money with one of Loady McGee's stupid inventions and so Loady McGee
>finds some guns in the dump and they go to Blubbina's apartment and find
>out that she used the money she made from the invention to have plastic
>surgery to fulfill her lifelong dream of looking exactly like TWEETY
>BIRD and then even more stuff happens. You will shit and then fuck the
>shit and then eat it and shit it again. It is some funny shit and stuff.
>
>
>http://www.johnnyr.com/
that sounds like Sterno.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Coroners are not known for their bedside manner.