If you're happy and you know it! Clap your hands!
So. I'm out food-shopping (We were out of Lilly's morning wet food and
she was on the verge of MUTINY! Mr. Christians! MUTINY!). And I'm
wearing my Dobbshead t-shirt (from The Subgenius Foundation).
Anyway. I'm at the check-out line. And the cashier is talking to her
co-worker while running my stuffs through the SCANNER. And she's
talking about how she's going to be in CHINA. In a week or two.
"She's waiting there for me," she says. I believe she was referring to
her SISTER or something.
Anyway. She pauses and looks at me and then at my t-shirt. She smiles.
And says: "Hey, you look just like that guy on your shirt."
And. I'm at a Losfer Words. I can't think of anything remotely cool to
say. I manage to sputter: "All I need is a pipe then."
And she gives me this
YouReallyareSweetwhatwithbeingsoCluelessthatYouare look.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 24 Mar 2005 09:59:24 -0800
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The more you do shit like this the MORE *JEALOUS* you're going to make
nenslo. You crazy bastard.
Funny CHINESE/nenso story though!
Tuesday. I was at the clinic with my saucy West Coast Chinese Mommy
Doctor. And we were discussing Chinese mysticism (she was slightly
buggered when I first refered to it as occultism. I correct myself.
Because I have nothing but respect for her. She's like a goddamn saucy
little dictator. Turns me on like crazy.)
Anyway. I mentioned 'this guy' who I kindasorta perceived as a
RELATIVELY intelligent and logical person in many respects. Who was
UTTERLY spooked by the Chinese.
We both got a good chuckle out of this.
On nenslo's account.
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Posted by:: Baldin Pramer Date: Fri, 25 Mar 2005 10:16:46 -0700
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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> The more you do shit like this the MORE *JEALOUS* you're going to make
> nenslo. You crazy bastard.
>
> Funny CHINESE/nenso story though!
>
> Tuesday. I was at the clinic with my saucy West Coast Chinese Mommy
> Doctor. And we were discussing Chinese mysticism (she was slightly
> buggered when I first refered to it as occultism. I correct myself.
> Because I have nothing but respect for her. She's like a goddamn saucy
> little dictator. Turns me on like crazy.)
>
> Anyway. I mentioned 'this guy' who I kindasorta perceived as a
> RELATIVELY intelligent and logical person in many respects. Who was
> UTTERLY spooked by the Chinese.
>
> We both got a good chuckle out of this.
>
> On nenslo's account.
See, this is a reasonable post. No cursing, no anger, just good story
telling.
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Posted by:: "Priestess Pisces of the 99.44% anti-pure" Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 23:48:53 GMT
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Giles wrote:
> brt...@dangermedia.org wrote:
>
>
>>oh. I know. a -THING-
>>
>
>
> http://www.livejournal.com/users/brthrn/
>
> If you're happy and you know it! Clap your hands!
> So. I'm out food-shopping (We were out of Lilly's morning wet food and
> she was on the verge of MUTINY! Mr. Christians! MUTINY!). And I'm
> wearing my Dobbshead t-shirt (from The Subgenius Foundation).
>
> Anyway. I'm at the check-out line. And the cashier is talking to her
> co-worker while running my stuffs through the SCANNER. And she's
> talking about how she's going to be in CHINA. In a week or two.
>
> "She's waiting there for me," she says. I believe she was referring to
> her SISTER or something.
>
> Anyway. She pauses and looks at me and then at my t-shirt. She smiles.
> And says: "Hey, you look just like that guy on your shirt."
>
> And. I'm at a Losfer Words. I can't think of anything remotely cool to
> say. I manage to sputter: "All I need is a pipe then."
>
> And she gives me this
> YouReallyareSweetwhatwithbeingsoCluelessthatYouare look.
>
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/828044/261594
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 24 Mar 2005 20:41:45 -0800
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yah. That's me from 2000. When I lived in Pasadena.
I'll give ya my addie back then. Just for fenian the brthrn gay bitch
stalker. Maybe he can travel back in time and watch me perform my first
spooky noodle rituals.
181 S. Marengo Ave., #5
Pasadena, CA
oh. yeh. The Zipcode. Right.
91101
Funny ass shit. I think.
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Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 24 Mar 2005 20:43:07 -0800
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oh. Wait! I'm sorry! I moved in March of 2001. Silly me.
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Posted by:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 24 Mar 2005 21:52:46 -0800
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brt@dangernerdia sprayed on the wall:
>>SHIT YOUR PANTS! SHIT 'EM!
How can I do that when you are wearing my KRUSTIES??
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: "Giles" Date: 24 Mar 2005 22:57:22 -0800
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brthrn@dangermedia.org wrote:
> oh. Wait! I'm sorry! I moved in March of 2001. Silly me.
>
>
Well if you ever plan to motor west
Just take my way that's the highway that's the best
Get your kicks on Route 66
Well it winds from Chicago to L.A.
More than 2000 miles all the way
Get your kicks on Route 66
Well goes from St. Louie down to Missouri
Oklahoma City looks oh so pretty
You'll see Amarillo and Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona don't forget Winona
Kingman, BARSTOW, San Bernadino
Would you get hip to this kindly tip
And go take that California trip
Get your kicks on Route 66
Well goes from St. Louie down to Missouri
Oklahoma city looks oh so pretty
You'll see Amarillo and Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona don't forget Winona
Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino
Would you get hip to this kindly tip
And go take that California trip
Get your kicks on Route 66
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 25 Mar 2005 00:46:44 -0800
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Giles wrote:
>Well if you ever plan to motor west
Just take my way that's the highway that's the best
Get your kicks on >Route 66
>Well it winds from Chicago to L.A.
More than 2000 miles all the way
Get your kicks on >Route 66
>Well goes from St. Louie down to Missouri
Oklahoma City looks oh so pretty
You'll see Amarillo and Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona don't forget Winona
Kingman, BARSTOW, San >Bernadino
>Would you get hip to this kindly tip
And go take that California trip
Get your kicks on >Route 66
>Well goes from St. Louie down to Missouri
Oklahoma city looks oh so pretty
You'll see Amarillo and Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona don't forget Winona
Kingman, Barstow, >San Bernadino
>Would you get hip to this kindly tip
And go take that California trip
Get your kicks on >Route 66
Just don't tell dangerNERD.org that Route 66 is the sign on the Breasts
but Fun Bags still rock!!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"I nominate Quirk, who can crimp a steel pipe with his anus." -HellPope
Huey
"I nominate Legume, who can crimp Quirk with his steel anus." -HellPope
Huey Updated 2.0 version
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 25 Mar 2005 05:32:30 -0800
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Ever watch Kill Bill Vol.'s 1 & 2. A dego made them. Plus GODDAMN Sid
Haig is in volume 2. And he's a like a GOD walking this earth.