Catholic Church Condemns Book
First it was the DaVinci Code and now the Catholic Church has set it's
sights on one of the most successful Science Fiction Novels of all time, The
Lord of the Rings.
The book makes mockery of the Bible with it's alternative version of
Evolution according to Church leaders. Vatican SpokesMan, Cardinal Jacobs
was quoting as saying 'There is no room for Orcs and Elves in Gods plan and
don't even get me started on Ewoks..'. He went to to condemn the writer of
the Novel, Peter Jackson, for deliberately trying to undermine the teaching
of the Catholic Church.
"We are also frightened about the way itcondones black magic and makes a
hero out of the dark satanic charatcter, Gandalf' Jacobs went on to say. The
ewoks are also shown using a magic ring which in the story is obviously a
tool of the Devil.
'More Satanic image is used in the final book when Gandalf gets involved in
a hellish power struggle with a huge firey Demon on an underground bridge.'
Jacobs then continued with a warning to all Parents to ban their children
from reading such evil trash along with other novels like Harry Potter and
the Satanic Verses.
Posted by:: ert Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 13:52:52 GMT
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On 2005-03-18 07:36:28 -0600, "Rev Ferox13" said:
> http://homepage.ntlworld.com/fer0x13/news.htm
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> Catholic Church Condemns Book
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> 'More Satanic image is used in the final book when Gandalf gets involved in
> a hellish power struggle with a huge firey Demon on an underground bridge.'
> Jacobs then continued with a warning to all Parents to ban their children
> from reading such evil trash along with other novels like Harry Potter and
> the Satanic Verses.
Harry Potter and the Satanic Verses????
That would make a great band name.
Posted by:: nikolai kingsley Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 02:37:20 +1100
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> First it was the DaVinci Code and now the Catholic Church has set it's
> sights on one of the most successful Science Fiction Novels of all time, The
> Lord of the Rings.
so *you're* the fucktard who keeps putting all those unicorn fairy
Celtic elven runic books in the fucking science fiction section?
Posted by:: nenslo Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 15:36:12 -0800
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
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> > First it was the DaVinci Code and now the Catholic Church has set it's
> > sights on one of the most successful Science Fiction Novels of all time, The
> > Lord of the Rings.
>
> so *you're* the fucktard who keeps putting all those unicorn fairy
> Celtic elven runic books in the fucking science fiction section?
Yeah, and that book Invisible Man, that's about NEGROS. Wake up will you?
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 01:16:18 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
>nikolai kingsley wrote:
>>
>> > First it was the DaVinci Code and now the Catholic Church has set it's
>> > sights on one of the most successful Science Fiction Novels of all time, The
>> > Lord of the Rings.
>>
>> so *you're* the fucktard who keeps putting all those unicorn fairy
>> Celtic elven runic books in the fucking science fiction section?
>
>Yeah, and that book Invisible Man, that's about NEGROS. Wake up will you?
Oh, yeah! by Harlem Ellison or some such.
The first time I read it musta been thirty years ago.
I remember it quite well. Me and a couple of friends,
there were a few White Boys, 28 White kids going
to Howard University. One guy a psych major, one
a social psych major a really hep cat heroin junkie
who was a fourth generation Latvian furniture maker,
so good he could forge antiques! a sociologist who's
now running the Greater Baltimore Committee, and
a psychopharmachologist who was working for Sandoz
PharmCo and got us 200mcg tabs of the only legal acid!
So, yeah, Ellison's book, the first time I tried to read it,
I got to the part about page 68 where the guys were
boxing for a frat for money so they could go to school,
and money was thrown onto a carpet; but when they
went to pick up the money that they'd earned with their
blood and sweat, the ofays hit the switch and electrified
the rug just to watch the niggers jump! What a hoot!
Haaw-haaw! You had to be there, I guess.
Posted by:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 21:51:29 -0600
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:C3L_d.150448$Th1.25537@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> nenslo wrote:
>
> >Yeah, and that book Invisible Man, that's about NEGROS. Wake up will
you?
>
> Oh, yeah! by Harlem Ellison or some such.
>
> The first time I read it musta been thirty years ago.
> I remember it quite well. Me and a couple of friends,
> there were a few White Boys, 28 White kids going
> to Howard University. One guy a psych major, one
> a social psych major a really hep cat heroin junkie
> who was a fourth generation Latvian furniture maker,
> so good he could forge antiques! a sociologist who's
> now running the Greater Baltimore Committee, and
> a psychopharmachologist who was working for Sandoz
> PharmCo and got us 200mcg tabs of the only legal acid!
> So, yeah, Ellison's book, the first time I tried to read it,
> I got to the part about page 68 where the guys were
> boxing for a frat for money so they could go to school,
> and money was thrown onto a carpet; but when they
> went to pick up the money that they'd earned with their
> blood and sweat, the ofays hit the switch and electrified
> the rug just to watch the niggers jump! What a hoot!
> Haaw-haaw! You had to be there, I guess.
>
I *had* to read that one for a college Literature course, early 70's, same
as "The Mayor of Casterbridge". When you *have* to read a book, it kind of
takes the fun out of it, yanno?
With a title like that, I started out trying to put a sci-fi slant on it -
he's in a hole in the ground with all those lights - but no go. I do
remember the boxing scen with the electrified rug - you didn't mention the
nekkid blonde chick. Yeah, yeah, a lot of it is coming back to me now.
Paul
Posted by:: Zapanaz Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 08:49:36 -0800
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On Fri, 18 Mar 2005 13:36:28 GMT, "Rev Ferox13"
wrote:
>First it was the DaVinci Code and now the Catholic Church has set it's
>sights on one of the most successful Science Fiction Novels of all time, The
>Lord of the Rings.
> ... . He went to to condemn the writer of
>the Novel, Peter Jackson
please tell me they're kidding
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
If a Bob is pipeless, long-haired, non-Slack-emitting, quoteless, and
not trying to sell anything, we hardly consider that a proper "Bob."
Posted by:: "Wayneth" Date: 18 Mar 2005 13:48:22 -0800
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What exactly are the satanic verses? and where might i obtaina copy of
it/them?
Posted by:: Zapanaz Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 13:54:15 -0800
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On 18 Mar 2005 13:48:22 -0800, "Wayneth"
wrote:
>What exactly are the satanic verses? and where might i obtaina copy of
>it/them?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Anybody knocks on my door at 3AM is very likely to get ventilated with .40 inch holes
in a creative shot pattern. Maybe a Donald Duck head, for instance.
I would say "thanks for the coffee, friend" afterwards though, assuming it didn't get
spilled in the process. I wonder how you say that in dutch. "Danke urg grug cafee
amigo" or something. I guess if they're dead though you can treat them as
functionally bilingual.
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In article <1111182501.980136.36320@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Wayneth" wrote:
> What exactly are the satanic verses?
The fine print on any legal agreement.
--
HellPope Huey
The Holy Trinity:
Meds, chili dogs and boobs
"Read the Bible;
s**t starts goin' downhill about page 3."
- Dwayne Kennedy
"There should be just 3 levels of security:
"Jesus Christ!"
"Goddamnit!"
"Fuck ME!"
- Lewis Black
Posted by:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 21:55:16 -0600
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"Wayneth" wrote in message
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> What exactly are the satanic verses? and where might i obtaina copy of
> it/them?
>
It's actually an incomplete sentence. It refers to "The Satanic Versus the
Angelic". It's a new wrestling program that will be shown on the Christian
Broadcast Network.
"For God sayeth unto the faithful... 'SMACKDOWN!!!'"
Paul
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 18 Mar 2005 14:22:46 -0800
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Well that means the catholics can only read The Bible and Ann Coulter.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 18 Mar 2005 14:26:06 -0800
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I bet you'd pay goddamn money to jerk off to plastic dolls fucking. You
goddamn loser.
Posted by:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 17:51:34 -0600
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
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> Well that means the catholics can only read The Bible and Ann Coulter.
>
I'll bet blind Catholics are just itching to read *her*.
Paul
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 22:30:57 GMT
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