Chopin

Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 00:43:30 -0800

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Yeah you pathetic mewling fucking faceless soulless turtle fucking
pukes. I've got CHOPIN. What the fuck do YOU got?

I thought so.

I've got the NOZZLE OF FIGARO! I've got BEETHOVEN'S NINTH SYMPHONY!

I've got TURKISH TOBACCO and GRASS FROM GOVERNMENT LABS! I've got
SILK SHIRTS FROM CHINA and MAGIC SPELLS FROM ancient lands you have
never even heard of and I know how to MAKE THEM WORK!

I've done things you have only READ about in trashy magazines and you
didn't even BELIEVE really HAPPEN! I've violated morés you have never
even HEARD of! I've done things I can't even TALK about because the
STATUTES OF LIMITATIONS haven't run out! And what the fuck have YOU
got?

You've got JERRY SEINFELD! You've got FRIENDS! You've got SHIT!

YOU WILL DIE and never live out one single one of your fantasies. You
will FADE, quietly and OH EVER SO POLITELY, from the SURFACE OF THE
PLANET, and be forgotten, forgotten EASILY, because you have never
DONE motherfucking ANYTHING.

I've slept with models, women you will only ever FANTASIZE about.
I've been a VOODOO HIGH PRIEST. I've led ORGIES in religions you
haven't even HEARD OF. I've WRITTEN SYMPHONIES. I TALK TO THE SUN
and VISIT THE STARS. I've made YOUNG GIRLS SWOON and old fools THROW
IN THEIR BADGES, WEEPING. I walk in alien worlds.

I am a SU8GENIUS MINISTER! I have KNOWLEDGE OF "BOB" and I ride
FLYING SAUCERS! I've done things you damned fools can't even DREAM
of!

You're all a bunch of PATHETIC FUCKING IDIOTS. You have SOLD YOUR
SOULS, and FOR WHAT? For HELEN OF TROY, like Doctor Faustus? HELL
NO. You sold it for a MICROWAVE DINNER and CABLE TV and an SUV. You
let them take not just your WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE ... oh, you sold
that a long time ago, you didn't even get a PRICE for that ... you let
them take your CAPACITY TO DREAM. Let ALONE your ability to ACT THOSE
DREAMS OUT.

You pathetic useless faceless nonexistant motherfuckers you VOTED FOR
NIXON, AND YOU KILLED JESUS.

I'M BETTER THAN YOU, because my MISTAKES are better than your
SUCCESSES.

YOU AREN'T ALIVE, SO WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING JUST DIE?






Hope I'm not being a downer here or anything.


Go HIDE.

Go watch TV.





--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Pigs may be largely ignorant of the mechanics of flight, but if you push one off a
tall building it will make every effort to learn.



Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 5 Mar 2005 02:34:26 -0800

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Now this Rant is a Keeper!!!

"Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million
people
think you are?" -Frank Zappa



Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 14:35:11 -0800

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In article , Zapanaz
wrote:

> Yeah you pathetic mewling fucking faceless soulless turtle fucking
> pukes. I've got CHOPIN. What the fuck do YOU got?

Huge disappointment, is what. I thought this was about an axe murder.

pb


Posted by:: "Raktizer Omheit"
Date: Sun, 6 Mar 2005 10:48:23 +1100

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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:bkoi21tr58iqjdg4r8200asudv2ahhks18@4ax.com...
> Yeah you pathetic mewling fucking faceless soulless turtle fucking
> pukes. I've got CHOPIN. What the fuck do YOU got?
>
> I thought so.
>
> I've got the NOZZLE OF FIGARO! I've got BEETHOVEN'S NINTH SYMPHONY!
>
> I've got TURKISH TOBACCO and GRASS FROM GOVERNMENT LABS! I've got
> SILK SHIRTS FROM CHINA and MAGIC SPELLS FROM ancient lands you have
> never even heard of and I know how to MAKE THEM WORK!
>
> I've done things you have only READ about in trashy magazines and you
> didn't even BELIEVE really HAPPEN! I've violated morés you have never
> even HEARD of! I've done things I can't even TALK about because the
> STATUTES OF LIMITATIONS haven't run out! And what the fuck have YOU
> got?
>
> You've got JERRY SEINFELD! You've got FRIENDS! You've got SHIT!
>
> YOU WILL DIE and never live out one single one of your fantasies. You
> will FADE, quietly and OH EVER SO POLITELY, from the SURFACE OF THE
> PLANET, and be forgotten, forgotten EASILY, because you have never
> DONE motherfucking ANYTHING.
>
> I've slept with models, women you will only ever FANTASIZE about.
> I've been a VOODOO HIGH PRIEST. I've led ORGIES in religions you
> haven't even HEARD OF. I've WRITTEN SYMPHONIES. I TALK TO THE SUN
> and VISIT THE STARS. I've made YOUNG GIRLS SWOON and old fools THROW
> IN THEIR BADGES, WEEPING. I walk in alien worlds.
BUDDY, your few decades of pleasure will become a curse to you in the very
long time you will have to go through in your painful life review in the
afterlife. So count the clock as the seconds tick away ever nearer to your
judgement:
For the purpose of life reviews in near death experiences, see Impact of the
Near-Death Experience on Grief and Loss, by Bruce Horacek, Ph.D. and by
IANDS, in http://www.iands.org/grief_and_loss.html During near death
experience life reviews, survivors who have been resuscitated have reported
experiencing the feelings of the people they hurt one way or another
throughout life, and viewing their actions through the eyes of their
victims. Some Protestants might argue that this is Satan's trick to delude
people into believing that purgatory exists, but they would forget that
Satan tries to tempt people into going to eternal hell, and not in saving
their souls by means of purgatory. If purgatory does not exist, then it
could be argued that convicted criminals should not be imprisoned or
punished in any other way if they sincerely repent.
The synthetic telepathy operators working for the N.S.A, C.I.A, and F.B.I,
should read the minds of near-death experience survivors who have been
clinically dead for some time, that is, with no electrochemical brainwave
activity and no heartbeat. Some near-death experience survivors, who have
had the courage to confess and repent, have told of hellish or
hellish-purgatorial like experiences. There are thousands of such accounts
all around the world, and most of them have very close similarities. The
synthetic telepathy, U.S. federal government agency spies should read the
minds of such near-death experience survivors in order to see that hell, or
at best a very painful and very prolonged purgatory is a reality, or at
least a strong possibility, and therefore divine justice is also at least a
strong possibility. If the spies do not repent after reading the minds of
such people, then they are probably more addicted by genetic predisposition
towards sadism then I first took them for. Maybe Satan and his fallen angels
block the true thoughts of the near death experience survivors when the
synthetic telepathy spies try to read their thoughts, and in place of their
blocked thoughts they substitute false thoughts, thereby misleading the
synthetic telepathy spies into believing that the genuine near death
experience survivors are lying. Maybe some of the U.F.O.'s are Satan and his
fallen angels in disguise, when one takes into consideration Ezekiel
chapters one, nine, and ten, Revelation chapter four, Revelation 8:1-5, and
Isaiah chapter six. God does allow the Antichrist and Satan to deceive
people, according to St. Paul's Second Epistle to the Thessalonians, chapter
two. In II Thessalonians 2:11-12, this is what is written:

11 And for this reason God will send them strong delusion, that they should
believe the lie,

12 That they all may be condemned who did not believe the truth but had
pleasure in unrighteousness.

See this web site for the above mentioned scriptural reference:

Does God Send Delusions? Can a Person Harden Himself Beyond Hope? by Wayne
Jackson, in
http://www.christiancourier.com/questions/sendDelusionsQuestion.htm

Although God does not lie, He sometimes orders either Himself or by means of
one of His angels that certain revelations from heaven be suppressed, as for
example in Revelation 10:1-4. Before the Big Bang event created the universe
out of the nothingness of outer space, there was and always will be the
eternal God, with no beginning and no end. Even if there have been several
Big Bang events, and the cyclic crunch theory of the origin and fate of the
universe is correct, one still has to wonder when THE first Big Bang that
created the universe began, and if indeed there is no first Big Bang, but a
series of Big Bangs without a beginning or an end, that points to the
existence of the eternal God, who also has no beginning, and no end.
Aristotle's First Cause argument for the existence of God, even though first
propounded in pagan times, is still very much relevant today. See also The
Acts of the Apostles, ch.17:16-34.

There have been several medical doctors and scientists who have tried to
explain away the near death experience accounts of those who have been
resuscitated from clinical death [ i.e. no EEG or Electroencephalograph
brainwave activity, and no EKG/ECG or electrocardiograph heartbeat
activity ], as the result of string theory, photons, and quantum mechanics,
and therefore not as a result of supernatural or divine intervention, but I
am not convinced by this. Even if near death experiences were an example of
string theory and quantum theory in operation, this does not necessarily
have to mean that God does not exist. I also have heard that one day
scientists might discover in particle accelerators with sufficient energy
and speed subatomic particles called tachyons which can travel faster than
the speed - of - light, but even if this proves to be the case, I do not see
why this would necessarily rule out the existence of God. Jesus Christ did
say according to the Gospel of St. Mark, chapter ten, verse twenty seven,
that nothing is impossible with God. For all its worth, I have decided to
include a few web site links that explore the scientific explanations
offered for near death experiences. Here they are:

How could God be Omnipresent - A Scientific Explanation, by Frank Lee, in
http://www.web-books.com/GoodPost/Articles/Omnipresence.htm

The String Theory and the Resurrection of the Dead, by Frank Lee, in
http://www.web-books.com/GoodPost/Articles/Resurrection.htm

String Theory, in http://www.web-books.com/eLibrary/PhyString.htm

Looking for extra dimensions. Kaluza-Klein compactification,

in http://superstringtheory.com/experm/exper51.html

The Near Death Experience and the Resurrection of the Dead,

by Frank Lee, in http://www.web-books.com/GoodPost/Articles/NearDeath.htm

Dutch NDE Study Attracts Worldwide Attention by Jeffrey Long, MD & Paul
Bernstein, PhD, concerning the research of the Dutch cardiologist Pim van
Lommel, MD, in http://www.mikepettigrew.com/afterlife/html/dutch_study.html

Dead But Awake : Is It Possible?, by Daithi O hAnluain, in
http://www.wired.com/news/medtech/0,1286,55826,00.html

Consciousness Based on Wireless?, by Jeffrey Benner, concerning the
scientific theory for near death experiences as put forward by Johnjoe
McFadden, Professor of molecular genetics at the University of Surrey in
Great Britain, in http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,52674,00.html

What is Quantum Physics?, in
http://library.thinkquest.org/3487/qp.html?tqskip1=1&tqtime=1024






Posted by:: "Quirk"
Date: 7 Mar 2005 05:08:09 -0800

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Zapanaz wrote:

> Yeah you pathetic mewling fucking faceless soulless turtle fucking
> pukes. I've got CHOPIN. What the fuck do YOU got?

I'm happy you have an active dream life.

>From here it looks like you've got nothing, you do nothing, you know
nothing, and you've been nowhere.

Otherwise you wouldn't be so insecure.

You see real knowledge and experience should be embodied in what you
say, in what you are, in what you do.

Not just self-congratulating, shallow, puffery.

Regards.



Posted by:: c.dupont16@voila.fr (escargotte)
Date: 10 Mar 2005 07:08:30 -0800

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Zapanaz wrote in message news:...
> Yeah you pathetic mewling fucking faceless soulless turtle fucking
> pukes. I've got CHOPIN. What the fuck do YOU got?

Satie.


Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 19:11:50 -0700

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escargotte wrote:

> Zapanaz wrote in message news:...
>
>>Yeah you pathetic mewling fucking faceless soulless turtle fucking
>>pukes. I've got CHOPIN. What the fuck do YOU got?
>
>
> Satie.

Scriabin. Nyah nyah!

--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.


Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 02:21:40 GMT

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Baldin Pramer wrote:

>escargotte wrote:
>
>> Zapanaz wrote in message news:...
>>
>>>Yeah you pathetic mewling fucking faceless soulless turtle fucking
>>>pukes. I've got CHOPIN. What the fuck do YOU got?
>>
>>
>> Satie.
>
>Scriabin. Nyah nyah!

One neat thing I remember about Scriabin is that
way before the light shows, he had an organ with a
color screen at the World's Fair!

http://www.deadmedia.org/notes/41/416.html



Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005 18:34:22 -0800

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On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 19:11:50 -0700, Baldin Pramer
wrote:

>escargotte wrote:
>
>> Zapanaz wrote in message news:...
>>
>>>Yeah you pathetic mewling fucking faceless soulless turtle fucking
>>>pukes. I've got CHOPIN. What the fuck do YOU got?
>>
>>
>> Satie.
>
>Scriabin. Nyah nyah!

Niel Sedaka. Aooga!

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
pablo picasso well, some people try to pick up girls and they get called an asshole.
this never happened to pablo picasso. he could walk down your street and girls
could not resist his stare and pablo picasso never got called an asshole. the girls
would turn the colour of an avocado when he drove down their street in his eldorado.
he could drive down your street and girls could not resist his stare. pablo picasso
never got called the asshole. oh well be not schmuck, be not obnoxious, be not
bell-bottom bummer or asshole. this is the story of pablo picasso. he could walk
down your street and girls could not resist his stare, so pablo picasso never got
called an asshole. not like you. (j.richman)




Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 03:14:45 GMT

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In article <4230fe20$1@nntp.zianet.com>,
Baldin Pramer wrote:
> escargotte wrote:
> > Zapanaz wrote in message
> > news:...
> >
> >>Yeah you pathetic mewling fucking faceless soulless turtle fucking
> >>pukes. I've got CHOPIN. What the fuck do YOU got?
> >
> > Satie.
>
> Scriabin. Nyah nyah!

I heard his first piano concerto Sunday and it blew me away. He was a
student of Rimsky-Korsakov, who gave his faint approval of it, ahem.
Scriabin was often thought to be "too modern," but when he took musical
chances, the results usually rocked hard. He was just writing for more
experienced ears that would be not around to hear his work until long
after he was dead. Powerful stuff and much recommended.

--

HellPope Huey
Does this newsgroup make my head look fat?

We believe in the perseverance of the saints,
but many are not saints
and therefore do not persevere.
- C.H. Spurgeon

[Worf] You are attempting to manufacture triumph
where none exists.
[Quark] I'd say he succeeded.
[Bashir] To manufactured triumph.
[O'Brien] Manufactured triumph: hear, hear!
- "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"