Children are our future, numbnut
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 01:12:11 GMT
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And we LOVE 'em, goddamnit.
http://lygo.com/ly/wg/e/mo2/BestCommercialEver.mpg
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Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 7 Mar 2005 21:12:45 -0800
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The arguement didn't hold too much water with me, mainly because we
don't know how cute the mom was. If that sweet little mamma comes in
looking like Rachel Leigh Cook, we've got a whole new set of cards to
play with. Mmmm...nail-tastic...
Posted by:: The Vampire Skold
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 01:19:01 -0700
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Paul Casino wrote:
> The arguement didn't hold too much water with me, mainly because we
> don't know how cute the mom was. If that sweet little mamma comes in
> looking like Rachel Leigh Cook, we've got a whole new set of cards to
> play with. Mmmm...nail-tastic...
>
The mother was in the grave and she had rot gut dripping from her
abdomen and one of her eyes was bulging outward and about to explode
from the spider eggs inside it.
But she was attractive when younger.
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If you don't think she's attractive now.
Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 8 Mar 2005 01:32:35 -0800
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>The mother was in the grave and she had rot gut dripping from her
>abdomen and one of her eyes was bulging outward and about to explode
>from the spider eggs inside it.
>But she was attractive when younger.
>If you don't think she's attractive now.
See, now that's effective advertising. Maybe if they showed that, they
might convince me of something. Either way, the screaming child is
nothing that a ball gag can't fix. Or a swift blow to the side of the
skull with a blunt object, that'll get the job done too. Watch out for
that fabled "soft spot" on the child's head though, where the skull is
still fusing together properly. One false move there and then you have
a whole OTHER problem on your hands. Rendering a child into a coma-like
state through force is a delicate matter.
Posted by:: Joe User
Date: Tue, 08 Mar 2005 10:09:31 -0600
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Children are their own future.
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