Chihuahua Terrorizes Ind. Postal Workers
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 14:48:21 GMT
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washingtonpost.com
Chihuahua Terrorizes Ind. Postal Workers
The Associated Press
Monday, March 28, 2005; 9:14 AM
HOBART, Ind. - While there's nothing special about U.S. Postal
Service workers being terrorized by dogs, the size of one here
is raising eyebrows.
Mail carriers said they were recently unable to deliver mail to homes
along a section of Guyer Street in this northwestern Indiana city because
of a 4.5-pound Chihuahua named Bobo.
"The little Chihuahua was 10-foot tall when he was on the street,"
said Florence Page of the Hobart Humane Society, which picked
up the dog twice for running loose. "It's kind of comical, you know,
but after a while it's not any more."
She said there were no reports of the dog actually biting anyone,
however.
Police have nonetheless ticketed the dog's owner, Vicki Seber,
twice in recent weeks for violating a city ordinance requiring pet
owners to keep their animals restrained.
Hobart police officer Ron Schalk said he had no option but to
cite Seber for allowing the dog to run loose.
"The biggest thing I was concerned with is there were a lot of
residents that week who couldn't get their mail," he said. "The
little Chihuahua was running around being aggressive and trying
to bite people's ankles."
© 2005 The Associated Press
Posted by:: "splendid_blond_beast"
Date: 28 Mar 2005 07:41:06 -0800
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It's a little known fact that the Chihuahua dog was actually bred to
hunt humans; specifically revolutionaries hiding in Mexican villages
during some conflict or another. They are virtually impossible to hide
from.
König wrote:
> washingtonpost.com
> Chihuahua Terrorizes Ind. Postal Workers
>
> The Associated Press
> Monday, March 28, 2005; 9:14 AM
>
> HOBART, Ind. - While there's nothing special about U.S. Postal
> Service workers being terrorized by dogs, the size of one here
> is raising eyebrows.
>
> Mail carriers said they were recently unable to deliver mail to homes
> along a section of Guyer Street in this northwestern Indiana city
because
> of a 4.5-pound Chihuahua named Bobo.
>
> "The little Chihuahua was 10-foot tall when he was on the street,"
> said Florence Page of the Hobart Humane Society, which picked
> up the dog twice for running loose. "It's kind of comical, you know,
> but after a while it's not any more."
>
> She said there were no reports of the dog actually biting anyone,
> however.
>
> Police have nonetheless ticketed the dog's owner, Vicki Seber,
> twice in recent weeks for violating a city ordinance requiring pet
> owners to keep their animals restrained.
>
> Hobart police officer Ron Schalk said he had no option but to
> cite Seber for allowing the dog to run loose.
>
> "The biggest thing I was concerned with is there were a lot of
> residents that week who couldn't get their mail," he said. "The
> little Chihuahua was running around being aggressive and trying
> to bite people's ankles."
>
> © 2005 The Associated Press
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 01:45:38 +1000
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splendid_blond_beast wrote:
> It's a little known fact that the Chihuahua dog was actually bred to
> hunt humans; specifically revolutionaries hiding in Mexican villages
> during some conflict or another. They are virtually impossible to hide
> from.
>
cool - will investigate/integrate that...
my image was that they were bred to be eaten...
go multiTasking ;)
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 17:30:43 GMT
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If you think pegging a target on a video game is amusing, try chihuahua
stomping. It takes real committment and when you land one, the results
are far more satisfying. You not only get the funny yike and crunch, but
there are over 1000 uses for a dead dinky-dog. Just ask US, we know all
o' that stuff. I learned them from a Chinese grocer named Stomp Yike
Fling. He would have become a paid SubG, but he was afraid of the Pipe
and so are we all.
--
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The SubGenius MUST HAVE LAPSES!!!!
Blessed is the self righteous Christian,
for his is the sure and certain knowledge
that no matter what load of tripe he comes out with:
God told him to say it.
- Puck Greenman
"Hey, do I preach to YOU
when you're lying stoned in the gutter?"
- "Futurama"
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:03:36 +1000
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> If you think pegging a target on a video game is amusing, try chihuahua
> stomping. It takes real committment and when you land one, the results
> are far more satisfying. You not only get the funny yike and crunch, but
> there are over 1000 uses for a dead dinky-dog. Just ask US, we know all
> o' that stuff. I learned them from a Chinese grocer named Stomp Yike
> Fling. He would have become a paid SubG, but he was afraid of the Pipe
> and so are we all.
>
Too complicated - get a pelican
pelicans LOVE chihuahuas...
As tourists find out every year or so on the gold coast (where I used to
live) - hell they are just enforcing the 'no dogs on the beach' rule - I
always wanted to SEE it happen... the look on... - lets just say there
is not much sympathy around re chihuahuas and their owners.
oh that reminds me - they say that if there is a dog swimming with you a
shark will always take the dog first...
Another use for the horrid little things.
--
John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: wcb
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 19:54:55 -0600
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> If you think pegging a target on a video game is amusing, try chihuahua
> stomping. It takes real committment and when you land one, the results
> are far more satisfying. You not only get the funny yike and crunch, but
> there are over 1000 uses for a dead dinky-dog. Just ask US, we know all
> o' that stuff. I learned them from a Chinese grocer named Stomp Yike
> Fling. He would have become a paid SubG, but he was afraid of the Pipe
> and so are we all.
>
Spatchcocked chihuahua. Yummy!
--
When I shake my killfile, I can hear them buzzing!
Cheerful Charlie
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 02:21:02 GMT
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In article <114k1ia1b2r6sb2@corp.supernews.com>,
wcb wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > If you think pegging a target on a video game is amusing, try chihuahua
> > stomping. It takes real committment and when you land one, the results
> > are far more satisfying. You not only get the funny yike and crunch, but
> > there are over 1000 uses for a dead dinky-dog. Just ask US, we know all
> > o' that stuff. I learned them from a Chinese grocer named Stomp Yike
> > Fling. He would have become a paid SubG, but he was afraid of the Pipe
> > and so are we all.
> >
> Spatchcocked chihuahua. Yummy!
Their tiny hearts can be mailed in an envelope for the price of just 2
1st-class stamps.
--
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"POPE HUEY IN 2020,
'cause if its gonna get UGLY,
it might as well be FUNNY!"
There are men to whom the satisfaction
of throwing down a triumphant fallacy
is as great as that which attends
the discovery of a new truth.
- T. H. Huxley
"Thanks for ruining my mileage, Anvil Butt."
- "The Drew Carey Show"
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 03:18:50 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article <114k1ia1b2r6sb2@corp.supernews.com>,
> wcb wrote:
>> HellPope Huey wrote:
>>
>> > If you think pegging a target on a video game is amusing, try chihuahua
>> > stomping. It takes real committment and when you land one, the results
>> > are far more satisfying. You not only get the funny yike and crunch, but
>> > there are over 1000 uses for a dead dinky-dog. Just ask US, we know all
>> > o' that stuff. I learned them from a Chinese grocer named Stomp Yike
>> > Fling. He would have become a paid SubG, but he was afraid of the Pipe
>> > and so are we all.
>> >
>> Spatchcocked chihuahua. Yummy!
>
> Their tiny hearts can be mailed in an envelope for the price of just 2
>1st-class stamps.
>
So, their hearts could go out to Nenslo?
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:02:38 GMT
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In article
,
König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >In article <114k1ia1b2r6sb2@corp.supernews.com>,
> > wcb wrote:
> >> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >>
> >> > If you think pegging a target on a video game is amusing, try chihuahua
> >> > stomping. It takes real committment and when you land one, the results
> >> > are far more satisfying. You not only get the funny yike and crunch, but
> >> > there are over 1000 uses for a dead dinky-dog. Just ask US, we know all
> >> > o' that stuff. I learned them from a Chinese grocer named Stomp Yike
> >> > Fling. He would have become a paid SubG, but he was afraid of the Pipe
> >> > and so are we all.
> >> >
> >> Spatchcocked chihuahua. Yummy!
> >
> > Their tiny hearts can be mailed in an envelope for the price of just 2
> >1st-class stamps.
> >
> So, their hearts could go out to Nenslo?
I don't see why not. He's posted his real human address, THAT'S how
impudent and fearless he is. Maybe that facade will crack a little under
enough pressure. Sometimes a man can falter if he is postally deluged
with 700 chihuahua hearts.
--
HellPope Huey
379 pounds of Samoan dynamite
"You can't kill them
just because they're annoying."
"You never know until you try!"
- " Dilbert"
"The biggest difference
between the psychiatrist and the patient
is that the psychiatrist
has learned how to live with it."
- (David Gerrold) Solomon Short
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:39:00 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article
>,
> König Prüße, GfbAEV wrote:
>> HellPope Huey wrote:
>> >In article <114k1ia1b2r6sb2@corp.supernews.com>,
>> > wcb wrote:
>> >> HellPope Huey wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > If you think pegging a target on a video game is amusing, try chihuahua
>> >> > stomping. It takes real committment and when you land one, the results
>> >> > are far more satisfying. You not only get the funny yike and crunch, but
>> >> > there are over 1000 uses for a dead dinky-dog. Just ask US, we know all
>> >> > o' that stuff. I learned them from a Chinese grocer named Stomp Yike
>> >> > Fling. He would have become a paid SubG, but he was afraid of the Pipe
>> >> > and so are we all.
>> >> >
>> >> Spatchcocked chihuahua. Yummy!
>> >
>> > Their tiny hearts can be mailed in an envelope for the price of just 2
>> >1st-class stamps.
>> >
>> So, their hearts could go out to Nenslo?
>
> I don't see why not. He's posted his real human address, THAT'S how
>impudent and fearless he is. Maybe that facade will crack a little under
>enough pressure. Sometimes a man can falter if he is postally deluged
>with 700 chihuahua hearts.
He can make Corazon de Chihuahua Epanadas!
Ipa, ipa, andale...