Cheap piece of...

Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 17:40:56 -0800

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HEY!

My BOTSG just FELL APART on me, literally! The pages just FELL RIGHT
OUT! Cheap glue, Stang! Cheap binding and glue! I'm still trying to
figure out if this means anything symbolic. Probabally not..

Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 17:56:58 -0800

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On 14 Mar 2005 17:40:56 -0800, "Paul Casino"
wrote:

>HEY!
>
>My BOTSG just FELL APART on me, literally! The pages just FELL RIGHT
>OUT! Cheap glue, Stang! Cheap binding and glue! I'm still trying to
>figure out if this means anything symbolic. Probabally not..

you FOOL! "Fell apart", your copy has COME TO LIFE and is trying to
REWRITE ITSELF! I've heard of this happening but never seen it
myself! You have been TOUCHED by MWOWM!

You need to pay Stang another 30 dollars for getting a miracle-version
BOTSG!

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
A kangaroo walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey. Why don't you do
something nobody in this bar has ever seen before?" The kangaroo says
"I'm waiting for a genie." A monkey gets close to the kangaroo and says
"Give me a hundred bucks and I'll pull down your pants."

So the kangaroo says "Paint my house."

Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 14 Mar 2005 17:59:35 -0800

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>You have been TOUCHED by MWOWM!

Shit.

It's always SOMETHING, isn't it?

Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:32:03 -0800

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On 14 Mar 2005 17:59:35 -0800, "Paul Casino"
wrote:

>>You have been TOUCHED by MWOWM!
>
>Shit.
>
>It's always SOMETHING, isn't it?

more to the point, it's always something touching you.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Never regret the past; neither curse the rain.

Just keep your umbrella always close to hand, and change your phone number a lot.

Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 20:02:55 -0700

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Zapanaz wrote:
>
> You have been TOUCHED by MWOWM!

And in a dirty, icky way, like touching the inside
of your penis, so if you look at your penis skin,
it looks like there's a big mama worm crawling
around underneath, and it's going to lay eggs and
then there will be dozens of maggots chewing their
way out through the black blood and pus and the
only thing you can do is get a meat tenderizing
hammer and try to kill them damn maggots by pounding
your pud over and over again and then pouring lighter
fluid on it and burning them all up and then it turns
green and you pass out and when you wake up there are
these nasty looking red streaks going down your legs
and your groin lymph nodes are all swollen and you're
burning up with fever and you can't get to a phone
because you're paralyzed and then you realize that
the worms have spread to your abdomen and they're
eating their way up.

And then you wake up and you realize that it was all
a dream, and you start to relax and wipe the sweat
from your forehead, but then you really wake up and
it wasn't a dream but now there's a serrated paring
knife in your hand and the only thing you can do is
to cut your own head off before the worms reach your
brraaaaaaiiiiinnnn!

--
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
"Be Brave! Fear is just the
opposite of Nar!"
--nu-monet

Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 03:12:30 GMT

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In article <1110850856.462074.254050@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Paul Casino" wrote:

> HEY!
> My BOTSG just FELL APART on me, literally! The pages just FELL RIGHT
> OUT! Cheap glue, Stang! Cheap binding and glue! I'm still trying to
> figure out if this means anything symbolic. Probabally not..

When you keep a book in the bathroom all the time and masturbate over
it in the steam, yeah, that'll tend to happen. I had Revelation X
completely laminated. I can just pop, wipe it off and I'm ready to go.
Hell, the Creature from the Black Lagoon could use it to hitch me and
some poor Rufied-up woman of iffy repute and I could still read parts of
it to her before consummation. Well, the NEXT consummation.

Even the roaches are impressed. "Hey Carlos, look at DIS, man!"

--

HellPope Huey
Hey Nenslo,
you said "feeble peevish tripe,"
hehhehhehhehhehheh...

"So you can see, children,
that our whole society is nothing more
than a perilous house of cards,
destined to collapse
under its own weight."
- "Invader Zim"

"How about that alien thing?"
"Don't patronize me!
I'm going to Dallas
and clear this thing up."
- "King of the Hill"

"The Drugs I Need" - 4-star Flash, hah!
http://tinyurl.com/3l4uy

Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 21:13:36 -0700

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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> When you keep a book in the bathroom all the
> time and masturbate over it in the steam, yeah,
> that'll tend to happen. I had Revelation X
> completely laminated. I can just pop, wipe it
> off and I'm ready to go.

You told me you laminated Field and Stream because
you took them with you when you went bass fishing.

Ecch. Now I have to acid burn my fingerprints off.

--
Be Sure To Visit the 'SubGenius Reverend' Blog:
http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
***********
"He's just screaming out
'Neuter Me!'"
-- some guy about his dog

Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 06:17:18 GMT

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In article <423660F0.479B@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> > When you keep a book in the bathroom all the
> > time and masturbate over it in the steam, yeah,
> > that'll tend to happen. I had Revelation X
> > completely laminated. I can just pop, wipe it
> > off and I'm ready to go.
>
> You told me you laminated Field and Stream because
> you took them with you when you went bass fishing.
>Ecch. Now I have to acid burn my fingerprints off.

Oh, like you weren't already going to do that ANYway.
Crazy Cray-brained military mutherfucker.

--

HellPope Huey
I say kill 'em all and let Godzilla sort 'em out.

"He asked me to forcibly insert
the LifeLine Exercise card into my ANUS!"
- "Donnie Darko"

You should see the hate e-mail I get.
We have met the enemy and he can't spell.
~Cathy Renna
of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation

Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 21:30:15 -0800

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Paul Casino wrote:
>
> HEY!
>
> My BOTSG just FELL APART on me, literally! The pages just FELL RIGHT
> OUT! Cheap glue, Stang! Cheap binding and glue! I'm still trying to
> figure out if this means anything symbolic. Probabally not..

You aren't supposed to READ it.

Mail it to me. I will re-glue it for five dollars. Plus postage.

Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 06:19:27 GMT

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In article <423672E7.33956AB@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Paul Casino wrote:
> >
> > My BOTSG just FELL APART on me, literally! The pages just FELL RIGHT
> > OUT! Cheap glue, Stang! Cheap binding and glue! I'm still trying to
> > figure out if this means anything symbolic. Probabally not..
>
> You aren't supposed to READ it.

Yeah, you SIT on it. Heals 'rhoids and gives you a big ol' hard pecker
within 60 seconds. This has drawbacks for women. Well, SOME women.
That awesome dumbshit purple was as smooth as a Barbie doll and when he
sat on one, it gave him a VERGINA, so think of what it could do for YOU!

--

HellPope Huey
I say kill 'em all and let Godzilla sort 'em out.

"He asked me to forcibly insert
the LifeLine Exercise card into my ANUS!"
- "Donnie Darko"

You should see the hate e-mail I get.
We have met the enemy and he can't spell.
~Cathy Renna
of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation

Posted by:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:32:00 -0700

Posted by:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 23:14:03 -0500

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Paul Casino wrote:
> HEY!
>
> My BOTSG just FELL APART on me, literally! The pages just FELL RIGHT
> OUT! Cheap glue, Stang! Cheap binding and glue! I'm still trying to
> figure out if this means anything symbolic. Probabally not..

Look on the bright side... maybe you can put the pages back in a
different order that makes more sense to you and then sneak the book
into your local library and file onto the shelves somewhere appropriate
or not so appropriate (LOL!) and then check back to see how long before
the librarians had found it and cataloged it into the pinkish system.

Be funnier if you could figure out who checks it out first then mail
them letters from "Bob"...

Where would our beloved book be filed according to Dewey Decimal?
Hmmmmm........

--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny

"A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard"
-Anothermouse

Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 20:49:18 -0800

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On Tue, 15 Mar 2005 23:14:03 -0500, Reverend Kenny
<5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote:

>
>
>Paul Casino wrote:
>> HEY!
>>
>> My BOTSG just FELL APART on me, literally! The pages just FELL RIGHT
>> OUT! Cheap glue, Stang! Cheap binding and glue! I'm still trying to
>> figure out if this means anything symbolic. Probabally not..
>
>Look on the bright side... maybe you can put the pages back in a
>different order that makes more sense to you and then sneak the book
>into your local library and file onto the shelves somewhere appropriate
>or not so appropriate (LOL!) and then check back to see how long before
>the librarians had found it and cataloged it into the pinkish system.
>
>Be funnier if you could figure out who checks it out first then mail
>them letters from "Bob"...
>
>Where would our beloved book be filed according to Dewey Decimal?
>Hmmmmm........

AND YET, YOU EAT PORK! THE FLESH OF PIGS! YOU BASTARDS, EVERY ONE OF
YOU.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Pot is illegal because it's the only drug that gives you great ideas
and makes you realize that 90% of everything isn't worth even doing."
- Bill Hicks

Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 16 Mar 2005 00:42:13 -0800

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>(LOL!)

Good suggestion. But don't tell me when to laugh, or when you're
laughing. I really don't care. I'll figure out your punchlines all by
myself. Not that they're bad ones, but I think I have the mental
agility to know what's funny.

Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 16 Mar 2005 14:21:05 -0800

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>>HEY!

My BOTSG just FELL APART on me, literally! The pages just FELL RIGHT
OUT! Cheap glue, Stang! Cheap binding and glue! I'm still trying to
figure out if this means anything symbolic. Probabally not.. <<

Means you have to stop wacking off and shooting your wad on "Bob's"
Face.

Posted by:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 16 Mar 2005 14:55:12 -0800

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(sigh)

HEARD IT.

Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 16 Mar 2005 15:07:42 -0800

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YOU TOO! YOU GAY BITCH!