Brain Rebooter
Posted by:: "fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari."
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 12:27:26 -0500
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http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1037684,00.html?cnn=prabob
"It involved aiming a powerful magnet at a spot on the brain to reset the
wayward neural circuits that keep Martha, and millions like her, stuck in
the downward spiral of depression. " Eee.
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 11:21:02 -0700
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fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
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> http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1037684,00.html?cnn=prabob
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> "It involved aiming a powerful magnet at a spot on
> the brain to reset the wayward neural circuits that
> keep Martha, and millions like her, stuck in the
> downward spiral of depression. " Eee.
"Not only that, but the only way to stop Martha is to
sever the connection between her brain and her spinal
cord. Otherwise she will keep coming until she gets
a living human brain to eat."
Come to think of it, I would really feel no guilt
whatsoever in killing brain-eating zombies before
they could eat my brain. In fact, why wait until
they're zombies? It's pretty easy to tell just by
looking who's going to turn into a zombie. If
they're all curled up on the floor yelling "Don't
shoot me! Don't shoot me!", they're a lot easier
to kill then when they're trying to eat your brain
and you have to shoot them a bunch of time before
they stop trying to eat your brain.
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Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 19 Mar 2005 14:15:11 -0800
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>>>"Not only that, but the only way to stop Martha is to
sever the connection between her brain and her spinal
cord. Otherwise she will keep coming until she gets
>>>a living human brain to >>>eat."
>>>Come to think of it, I would really feel no guilt
whatsoever in killing brain-eating zombies before
they could eat my brain. In fact, why wait until
they're zombies? It's pretty easy to tell just by
looking who's going to turn into a zombie. If
they're all curled up on the floor yelling "Don't
shoot me! Don't shoot me!", they're a lot easier
to kill then when they're trying to eat your brain
and you have to shoot them a bunch of time before
they stop trying to eat your >>>brain.
Me, Ash, Bruce Campbell, his chainsaw and boomstick would agree with
you.
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. the equipment
malfunctioned!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi