Attention Lycanthropes!
Posted by:: "Giles"
Date: 16 Mar 2005 18:02:49 -0800
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Now on alt.binaries.paranormal: Shapeshifter - DNA Activation (Level 1)
Also: Speed Seduction, Hypnosis, Kundalini Yoga. Meditation stuff from
Hemi-Sync™, Holo-Sync™, Dane Spotts, Dr. Jeffery Thompson,
Visualization Meditation by Ram Dass. Astral projection! Travel through
time! Talk to the dead! Wow!
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 16 Mar 2005 18:48:06 -0800
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Giles wrote:
> Now on alt.binaries.paranormal: Shapeshifter - DNA Activation (Level
1)
> Also: Speed Seduction, Hypnosis, Kundalini Yoga. Meditation stuff
from
> Hemi-Sync™, Holo-Sync™, Dane Spotts, Dr. Jeffery Thompson,
> Visualization Meditation by Ram Dass. Astral projection! Travel
through
> time! Talk to the dead! Wow!
We need a Level 3 Diagnostic
on all folical decks 15-35!
Make it so Number one after
you get done taking a Number
two!!
Rev. KrustyMADfaker
"Because the arm of this conspiratorial government-within-
the-government is evil incarnate! They -it- will stop at nothing! They
stole half of Nebraska!" - Sam Devereaux in The Road to Omaha (by
Robert Ludlum)
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 02:53:30 GMT
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"krustymadfaker" wrote:
>
>Giles wrote:
>> Now on alt.binaries.paranormal: Shapeshifter - DNA Activation (Level
>1)
>> Also: Speed Seduction, Hypnosis, Kundalini Yoga. Meditation stuff
>from
>> Hemi-Sync™, Holo-Sync™, Dane Spotts, Dr. Jeffery Thompson,
>> Visualization Meditation by Ram Dass. Astral projection! Travel
>through
>> time! Talk to the dead! Wow!
>
>We need a Level 3 Diagnostic
>on all folical decks 15-35!
>Make it so Number one after
>you get done taking a Number
>two!!
Ah! The Captain's "log"
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 17 Mar 2005 11:33:41 -0800
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>>>Ah! The Captain's "log">>>
This time I shall not loose the log. Even if I have to carve it like
Garry Ganoo's Poo Canoe and float it down wherever she may go!!
-Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005 13:55:06 -0700
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Giles wrote:
>
I wonder why nobody ever imagined that a curse
like the werewolf curse, would be a lot funner
if it didn't go so far.
Like, in the full moon somebody turned into a
Viking, or even better, a Homo Erectus.
Yeah, instead of tearing people's throats out
it crawls up into a tree to get away from a
dog, then eats like 40 grapefruit and gets the
raging shits.
Then, when the authorities come to get the
were-Homo Erectus, with a big net and a dart
gun or something, like how they get a bear out
of a tree, sitting up there is some guy, not in
bearskins, but like in a polyester jogging suit
and covered with shit from eating all of those
grapefruit.
Well, what if the movie starred Keanu?
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you happiness."
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Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 17 Mar 2005 13:07:32 -0800
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>>Like, in the full moon somebody turned into a
Viking, or even better, a Homo Erectus.<<
I worked with a "Christain" who used to turned into a Homo-sexual at
night