A pleasant if insultive jocualrity.
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 11:24:44 -0700
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My dear Master Nenslo,
I herewith present to you my most glorious and serviceable crank. It has
been suggested by many members of our austere and esteemed society that you
suck as badly (or mayhap as well), as the very blackest hole of Calcutt! I
therefore humbly and respectfully submit and present my most noble,
venerable and tumescent crank to you and bid thee, to perforce and as you
see fit, to bite my aforesaid auspicious and delectable crank. Please bite
my crank at your earliest convenience. I am assured you will find the taste
as pleasing as one of your highly touted, homecooked pies. So please, I
prithee kind sir, do me the honour. Bite my crank. Bite it now. Bite it hard
and, if it would be little more trouble to ye, also please suck out the seed
and perchance swallow?
Thank you,
I remain, as ever, yr most humble and Ob'dt srvn't.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Post Script;
I understand that you are, in your own words and in the vernacular so
to speak, a "faggot?" So I know this experience of biting my awesome crank
will be most pleasurable for you! Enjoy the piquant aftertaste!
Yr. devoted friend,
A.P.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 10:37:19 -0800
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It's always good for a chuckle when some RETARD FAGGOT makes a sorry
wet noodle attempt to sound INTELLECTUAL and comes off sounding like a
BIGGER DUMBASS SNATCHMAGGOT then he actually is.
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 01:10:59 -0700
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Sorry, I meant Jocularity!
My Spell check doesn't understand Eighteenth Century Anglish.
A.R.
Posted by:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 12:37:05 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in message
news:3a3934F63tunvU1@individual.net...
>
>
> My dear Master Nenslo,
>
> I herewith present to you my most glorious and serviceable crank.
It has
> been suggested by many members of our austere and esteemed society
that you
> suck as badly (or mayhap as well), as the very blackest hole of
Calcutt! I
> therefore humbly and respectfully submit and present my most noble,
> venerable and tumescent crank to you and bid thee, to perforce and as
you
> see fit, to bite my aforesaid auspicious and delectable crank. Please
bite
> my crank at your earliest convenience. I am assured you will find the
taste
> as pleasing as one of your highly touted, homecooked pies. So please,
I
> prithee kind sir, do me the honour. Bite my crank. Bite it now. Bite
it hard
> and, if it would be little more trouble to ye, also please suck out
the seed
> and perchance swallow?
>
> Thank you,
>
> I remain, as ever, yr most humble and Ob'dt srvn't.
>
> Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>
> Post Script;
>
> I understand that you are, in your own words and in the
vernacular so
> to speak, a "faggot?" So I know this experience of biting my awesome
crank
> will be most pleasurable for you! Enjoy the piquant aftertaste!
At least have the courtesy of drinking a pint or pineapple juice to
sweeten thine secretions.
--
ArWePolite