Posted by:: nenslo Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:07:55 -0800
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When he first started posting he was all like "Oh let's not be all pink
and mean, let's be slacky and mellow and not get down on people's cases
and stuff man, because that's anti-bobbian and totally non subgeniacal,"
and now he's exactly what he said not to be and claims it's all my fault
for not doing what he said in the first place, like because I don't come
up to his standards he doesn't have to either and it's bad when I do it
but not bad when he does it because it somehow isn't really him doing
it, it is actually me like some kind of insane puppetmaster pulling his
strings, personally I would be ashamed to admit anyone had that much
power over me that I couldn't decide what to post to usenet myself but
was somehow mysteriously controlled by someone else. Hey, you chose
your path, dipshit, at least be man enough to admit it. I am not
ashamed of who I am and I don't blame anyone for what I do and say. I
pilot my own saucer, I don't go crashing all over into taj mahals and
eiffel towers and then blame somebody else for not flying it for me, you
fucking halfwit jerk. Get wise to yourself you phony. Every lame ass
followup you make to one of my brilliant and incisive posts exposes your
pathetic idiocy and inferiority. Do yourself a favor and shut up.
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 00:04:31 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
>When he first started posting he was all like "Oh let's not be all pink
>and mean, let's be slacky and mellow and not get down on people's cases
>and stuff man, because that's anti-bobbian and totally non subgeniacal,"
>and now he's exactly what he said not to be and claims it's all my fault
>for not doing what he said in the first place, like because I don't come
>up to his standards he doesn't have to either and it's bad when I do it
>but not bad when he does it because it somehow isn't really him doing
>it, it is actually me like some kind of insane puppetmaster pulling his
>strings, personally I would be ashamed to admit anyone had that much
>power over me that I couldn't decide what to post to usenet myself but
>was somehow mysteriously controlled by someone else. Hey, you chose
>your path, dipshit, at least be man enough to admit it. I am not
>ashamed of who I am and I don't blame anyone for what I do and say. I
>pilot my own saucer, I don't go crashing all over into taj mahals and
>eiffel towers and then blame somebody else for not flying it for me, you
>fucking halfwit jerk. Get wise to yourself you phony. Every lame ass
>followup you make to one of my brilliant and incisive posts exposes your
>pathetic idiocy and inferiority. Do yourself a favor and shut up.
Hey! Why don't you go bake a shit pie
and have yourself a BIG slice!
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 28 Mar 2005 18:02:48 -0800
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I'm glad someone understands what the christ he's going on about. I
sure don't.
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In article <42489C5A.C59D2487@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> When he first started posting he was all like "Oh let's not be all pink
> and mean, let's be slacky and mellow and not get down on people's cases
> and stuff man, because that's anti-bobbian and totally non subgeniacal,"
> and now he's exactly what he said not to be and claims it's all my fault
> for not doing what he said in the first place, like because I don't come
> up to his standards he doesn't have to either and it's bad when I do it
> but not bad when he does it because it somehow isn't really him doing
> it, it is actually me like some kind of insane puppetmaster pulling his
> strings, personally I would be ashamed to admit anyone had that much
> power over me that I couldn't decide what to post to usenet myself but
> was somehow mysteriously controlled by someone else. Hey, you chose
> your path, dipshit, at least be man enough to admit it. I am not
> ashamed of who I am and I don't blame anyone for what I do and say. I
> pilot my own saucer, I don't go crashing all over into taj mahals and
> eiffel towers and then blame somebody else for not flying it for me, you
> fucking halfwit jerk. Get wise to yourself you phony. Every lame ass
> followup you make to one of my brilliant and incisive posts exposes your
> pathetic idiocy and inferiority. Do yourself a favor and shut up.
Um... is this a repost? It sure looks familiar. I don't want to add it
to the archive if its a repost.
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
The SubGenius MUST HAVE LAPSES!!!!
Blessed is the self righteous Christian,
for his is the sure and certain knowledge
that no matter what load of tripe he comes out with:
God told him to say it.
- Puck Greenman
"Hey, do I preach to YOU
when you're lying stoned in the gutter?"
- "Futurama"
Posted by:: "angelicusrex" Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005 22:43:24 -0700
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:42489C5A.C59D2487@yahoox.com...
> When he first started posting he was all like "Oh let's not be all pink
> and mean, let's be slacky and mellow and not get down on people's cases
> and stuff man, because that's anti-bobbian and totally non subgeniacal,"
No. I said it was PINK to call someone a faggot who is not a faggot just
because you don't like his movies. And it is. Racism, Gay-Bashing and all
that other shit is what PINKS do. In fact a lot of what Nenslo does is what
Pinks do. baking pies and being smarmy to cover up their intense hatred of
anyone or anything that doesn't fall into their fascist sphere of beliefs.
You know what? Here's the bottom line. When a person says " Trust me."
Don't. If they say "I'm the most fucking sincere person on earth." They're
the most insincere. When they say "I'm cooler than you!" They are less cool
than anyone. because when you truly are something, you don't need to defend
yourself to everyone. You just are. This freak Nenslo has the IQ of a twelve
year old, but he won't even use that. He can't even fight one on one with
me. Just makes these idiotic little commentaries: "You know the guy I am
talking about!" Well, here he goes again.
> and now he's exactly what he said not to be and claims it's all my fault
I've never called a person I don't like a faggot, period. because it's
fucking Pink. Nenslo insists he is right about everything. That's because
he's a fucking Pink boy himself. The more he claims to be THE subgenius, the
more pink he becomes. Here he goes again...
> for not doing what he said in the first place, like because I don't come
> up to his standards he doesn't have to either and it's bad when I do it
> but not bad when he does it because it somehow isn't really him doing
> it, it is actually me like some kind of insane puppetmaster pulling his
> strings,
Oh brother! What an ego! I never once said this little putz was "pulling my
strings." He's a lying sack of shit, that's all.
> personally I would be ashamed to admit anyone had that much
> power over me
As I said, no one has said this whining little schoolboy has any "power"
over them. Not one person here. So he builds this little fantasy world
because I've taken him to task, poor baby.
> that I couldn't decide what to post to usenet myself but
> was somehow mysteriously controlled by someone else. Hey, you chose
> your path, dipshit, at least be man enough to admit it.
I'm here, aren't I? I ENJOY fucking around with your tiny little mind to see
what sort of nonsense you will come up with next. I'm here because I want to
be here. But until you die or renounce the COTSG I won't be a part of the
Church, I won't solicit anyone to come to the website and see what fun it
is, or give Stang their money...because your mindless, muddy handprints are
all over the whole thing. You are a fucking fascist. And "Bob" as you know,
did not establish the COTSG as a center for your fascistic doctrines. At
least not for your fascistic doctrines alone. In otherwords, Nenslo, you
don't have the right to be the only performing seal or total anti-humanist
asshole on the planet! So stop telling everyone to shut up and listen to
you. You aren't WORTH listening to.
> I am not
> ashamed of who I am
Well you should be!
> and I don't blame anyone for what I do and say.
Yes you do. You outrageous liar!
> I
> pilot my own saucer, I don't go crashing all over into taj mahals and
> eiffel towers and then blame somebody else for not flying it for me,
I think you mean I crashed into your IVORY tower, you bloated egotistical
toad.
> you
> fucking halfwit jerk.
You halfwit fucking jerk. Go fuck a halfwit.
> Get wise to yourself you phony.
That remark resembles you.
> Every lame ass
> followup you make to one of my brilliant and incisive posts exposes your
> pathetic idiocy and inferiority.
Only to your pathetically inferior mind.
> Do yourself a favor and shut up.
Do yourself a favor and keep talking. Yammer on all you want, pissant. Every
time you speak you just fart through the upper orifice. Fucking smelly old
hippy.
A.R.
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang" Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 09:18:09 -0500
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In article <3as87bF6cl46aU1@individual.net>, angelicusrex
wrote to Nenslo:
>
> But until you die or renounce the COTSG I won't be a part of the
> Church, I won't solicit anyone to come to the website and see what fun it
> is, or give Stang their money...because your mindless, muddy handprints are
> all over the whole thing.
AND SO LET US NOW BOW OUR HEADS AND PRAY TO THE FASCIST DOBBS FOR A
LONG LIFE FOR PIEMAN NENSLO.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker" Date: 29 Mar 2005 07:15:24 -0800
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Rev. Ivan Stang scribed:
>AND SO LET US NOW >BOW OUR HEADS AND >PRAY TO THE FASCIST >DOBBS FOR A
>LONG LIFE FOR >PIEMAN NENSLO.
Re-Install his 69 feeding test tubes!!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"1980's sh*t! Pump up the volume!!! Stick Live Aid wrist bands to the
equation! Q-Bert not included!!"
Posted by:: König Prüße, GfbAEV Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 15:22:16 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>In article <3as87bF6cl46aU1@individual.net>, angelicusrex
> wrote to Nenslo:
>
>
>>
>> But until you die or renounce the COTSG I won't be a part of the
>> Church, I won't solicit anyone to come to the website and see what fun it
>> is, or give Stang their money...because your mindless, muddy handprints are
>> all over the whole thing.
>
>
>AND SO LET US NOW BOW OUR HEADS AND PRAY TO THE FASCIST DOBBS FOR A
>LONG LIFE FOR PIEMAN NENSLO.
>
"Nenslo the Pieman" is just a phase he's going through,
he'll outgrow it--
Posted by:: nenslo Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 22:49:16 -0800
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> In article <3as87bF6cl46aU1@individual.net>, angelicusrex
> wrote to Nenslo:
>
> >
> > But until you die or renounce the COTSG I won't be a part of the
> > Church, I won't solicit anyone to come to the website and see what fun it
> > is, or give Stang their money...because your mindless, muddy handprints are
> > all over the whole thing.
>
> AND SO LET US NOW BOW OUR HEADS AND PRAY TO THE FASCIST DOBBS FOR A
> LONG LIFE FOR PIEMAN NENSLO.
>
I renounce the Church of the SubGenius.
Posted by:: "angelicusrex" Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 00:08:55 -0700
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" I renounce the Church of the SubGenius." Nenslo.
O.K. good. So we need not listen to your smarmy "I'm the only subGenius in
this place!" bullshit anymore, right? Good. You don't know what the fuck you
are doing here, do you? You just go off your nut and figure that alt.slack
is the best place to relieve your psychotic inanities. So far, so good. So
now, do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP! For "Bob's" sake, SHUT THE FUCK
UP! JUST SHUT IT! Shut your trap, shut your pie-hole, shut your cake-hole,
shut your mouth, zip it, close it, stifle, Edith! Batten down your hatch,
put a lid on it, keep it zipped, stop talking!!!
A.R.
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 30 Mar 2005 17:41:02 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote in
news:3av1jiF6c06bmU1@individual.net:
>
>
> " I renounce the Church of the SubGenius." Nenslo.
>
> O.K. good. So we need not listen to your smarmy "I'm the only subGenius
> in this place!" bullshit anymore, right? Good. You don't know what the
> fuck you are doing here, do you? You just go off your nut and figure
> that alt.slack is the best place to relieve your psychotic inanities. So
> far, so good. So now, do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP! For
> "Bob's" sake, SHUT THE FUCK UP! JUST SHUT IT! Shut your trap, shut your
> pie-hole, shut your cake-hole, shut your mouth, zip it, close it,
> stifle, Edith! Batten down your hatch, put a lid on it, keep it zipped,
> stop talking!!!
>
> A.R.
>
>
>
He can renounce it, but that don't mean he won't continue to show up on the
church doorsteps and wave dead possums at the chilluns just to watch them
barf.
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"What does Michael Jackson call a school bus? 'Meals on Wheels'!"
-- Some morning radio show insanity
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay
where they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
Posted by:: John Cook Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 11:14:51 +1000
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Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
> "angelicusrex" wrote
>>" I renounce the Church of the SubGenius." Nenslo.
>>
>>O.K. good. So we need not listen to your smarmy "I'm the only subGenius
>>in this place!" bullshit anymore, right? Good.
he won't say that any more - it's no longer True
You don't know what the
>>fuck you are doing here, do you? You just go off your nut and figure
>>that alt.slack is the best place to relieve your psychotic inanities. So
>>far, so good. So now, do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP! For
>>"Bob's" sake, SHUT THE F...
>
> He can renounce it, but that don't mean he won't continue to show up on the
> church doorsteps and wave dead possums at the chilluns just to watch them
> barf.
all the HARD WORK he does…
the amazing thing is he does it all for FREE
generous old buggar
wish he'd give ME one of his famous FREE psychic enemas…
When Nenslo types, he is entirely motionless except for his hands and
his mouth, which mouths every word like a character on Clutch Cargo or
Space Angel. He is one weirdass M-F and cannot be repelled with anything
less than an EIGHT-Bladed Windbreaker.
--
HellPope Huey
379 pounds of Samoan dynamite
"You can't kill them
just because they're annoying."
"You never know until you try!"
- " Dilbert"
"The biggest difference
between the psychiatrist and the patient
is that the psychiatrist
has learned how to live with it."
- (David Gerrold) Solomon Short
Posted by:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 31 Mar 2005 13:18:32 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote in news:cussedomer-
FEF7E0.21501730032005@news1.west.earthlink.net:
>
> When Nenslo types, he is entirely motionless except for his hands and
> his mouth, which mouths every word like a character on Clutch Cargo or
> Space Angel. He is one weirdass M-F and cannot be repelled with anything
> less than an EIGHT-Bladed Windbreaker.
>
Or a 4-bladed Chinook.
--
12th Epochalyptic Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"What does Michael Jackson call a school bus? 'Meals on Wheels'!"
-- Some morning radio show insanity
"People from other countries are so goddamned foreign. I hope they stay where
they come from."
-- HellPope Huey
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On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 00:08:55 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
> You just go off your nut and figure that alt.slack
>is the best place to relieve your psychotic inanities.
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saint bubba wrote:
>
> On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 00:08:55 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> wrote:
> > You just go off your nut and figure that alt.slack
> >is the best place to relieve your psychotic inanities.
>
> you mean there's a BETTER place to do this?????
>
> i think yore lyin.
>
> st bubba
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In article <424A4BEB.B04689F5@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> I renounce the Church of the SubGenius.
What, again? That trick never works. You DEnounce so much, your
REnouncements just float away on the breeze, like fwuffy widdle balloon
bunnies. I hope they don't put us in adjoining wheelchairs at the home.
I'll probably end up punching you in the head. It will be a knee-jerk
reaction and I'll feel bad about it later, but its inevitable. Then you
will end up pulling out my SubGenius Colostomy Bag with the pipes on it
and ooo yuck, Pope-Poo. Idiots.
--
HellPope Huey
379 pounds of Samoan dynamite
"You can't kill them
just because they're annoying."
"You never know until you try!"
- " Dilbert"
"The biggest difference
between the psychiatrist and the patient
is that the psychiatrist
has learned how to live with it."
- (David Gerrold) Solomon Short
> In article <424A4BEB.B04689F5@yahoox.com>, nenslo
> wrote:
>
> > I renounce the Church of the SubGenius.
>
> What, again? That trick never works. You DEnounce so much, your
> REnouncements just float away on the breeze, like fwuffy widdle balloon
> bunnies. I hope they don't put us in adjoining wheelchairs at the home.
> I'll probably end up punching you in the head. It will be a knee-jerk
> reaction and I'll feel bad about it later, but its inevitable. Then you
> will end up pulling out my SubGenius Colostomy Bag with the pipes on it
> and ooo yuck, Pope-Poo. Idiots.
>
Man, that is one tube you DON'T want removed.
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angelicusrex wrote:
> "nenslo" wrote in message
> news:42489C5A.C59D2487@yahoox.com...
> Racism,
> Gay-Bashing and all that other shit is what PINKS do.
> You halfwit fucking jerk. Go fuck a halfwit.
> Fucking smelly old hippy.
>
> A.R.
So only PINKS hate people for color or sexual orientation, but it's A-OK
for SubGenii to hate people for brain-power, sexual desire for people of
lower brain-power, smelliness, and that old standby, long hair?
--
FACT!!
Posted by:: "angelicusrex" Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005 13:07:16 -0700
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"Rev Magdalen" wrote in message
news:6ei2e.20635$Vt7.17618@fe07.lga...
> angelicusrex wrote:
>> "nenslo" wrote in message
>> news:42489C5A.C59D2487@yahoox.com...
>
>> Racism,
>> Gay-Bashing and all that other shit is what PINKS do.
>
>> You halfwit fucking jerk. Go fuck a halfwit.
>> Fucking smelly old hippy.
>>
>> A.R.
>
> So only PINKS hate people for color or sexual orientation, but it's A-OK
> for SubGenii to hate people for brain-power, sexual desire for people of
> lower brain-power, smelliness, and that old standby, long hair?
According to the Book of Subgenius which Nenslo helped create, you are
exactly correct.
I do not agree Nenslo has any "brainpower." I hate him for being a RETARD.
He should be a lot more capable of doing some damage to someone like me,
being a Newbie and all...a little pink Bobby etc.
According to me I can hate any INDIVIDUAL I want for any reason I like. As I
said, which you cut out, Nenslo is not ordained to be the only divisive,
two-faced ASSHOLE on the planet. You can be one too! So can I! I do my best.
But Nenslo makes it hard for us all by being such a perfect and compleat
RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLE. It's really a hard act to follow!
A.R. (How am I doing so far?)
Posted by:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 29 Mar 2005 15:21:50 -0800
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<
A-OK
for SubGenii to hate people for brain-power, sexual desire for people
of
lower brain-power, smelliness, and that old standby, long hair? >>
Well technically, a Subgenius does not NEED a reason to hate.
Posted by:: John Cook Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 11:24:21 +1000
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> <
> A-OK for SubGenii to hate people for brain-power, sexual desire for people
> of lower brain-power, smelliness, and that old standby, long hair?
>>
>> Well technically, a Subgenius does not NEED a reason to hate.
All these technicalities 'n details…
I feel ignorant.
I'll have to put off the dentist (again) and get some of this bullDada
'n scacred text's 'n holie stuff - never know WHAT i might find…
That's cool - kneed-it works pretty good as filling's
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On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 22:43:24 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
>
>
>"nenslo" wrote in message
>news:42489C5A.C59D2487@yahoox.com...
>> When he first started posting he was all like "Oh let's not be all pink
>> and mean, let's be slacky and mellow and not get down on people's cases
>> and stuff man, because that's anti-bobbian and totally non subgeniacal,"
>
>No. I said it was PINK to call someone a faggot who is not a faggot just
>because you don't like his movies.
why? if you say faggot rilly rilly fast with a snooty british accent,
then its COMEDY, or traicomedy because british people arent ever
really funny.
>And it is. Racism, Gay-Bashing and all
>that other shit is what PINKS do.
racism is PINK? ta fuck? what about being racist against the humans
then smart guy? or against the whole monkey GENUS? those things may be
pink TO YOU because you're a little nancyboy or because you like to
feel sorry for other people who dont seem to have the capacity to feel
sorry for themselves ENOUGH. is it bad if you just bash the really
obnoxious MEAN gays? or the ones with greasy handlebar moustaches and
SEQUINED leather chaps, cause THEY is just like really askin fer it. i
think people that COMPARTMENTALIZE the essence and actions of quantum
pinkness are PINK. so there.
> In fact a lot of what Nenslo does is what
>Pinks do. baking pies and being smarmy to cover up their intense hatred of
>anyone or anything that doesn't fall into their fascist sphere of beliefs.
thats not as good as baking pies out of anyone or anything that doesnt
fall into ones fascist sphere of beliefs. boy HOWDY you like to toss
them bigass words around with so much UMPTION doncha? personally, i
dont understand your pathos towards nenslo. he possesses a sort of
Divine Grumpiness and Sacred Curmudgeonability that is necessary to
balance the whatever the fuck its called plane of existence from all
the mambypamby crybaby howtowdies who just aint ever gonna learn how
to SPIT. thing is, youd take offence if i called you a liberal
mamasboy, so ill be polite and refrain from doing so.
>You know what? Here's the bottom line. When a person says " Trust me."
>Don't. If they say "I'm the most fucking sincere person on earth." They're
>the most insincere. When they say "I'm cooler than you!" They are less cool
>than anyone. because when you truly are something, you don't need to defend
>yourself to everyone. You just are.
thats crap. i, personally, have a seethingly large and hale ego that
im not afraid of trumpeting everywhere i go. i KNOW im superior, i
KNOW im cooler than, well...YOU. and its not a defense on my part, its
a mere admission of fact. people that whine about people who have
overabundant ammounts of SELFLOVE (as opposed to serial masturbation
you dirty bastards) and wish to merely SHARE their wonderfulness with
the world are morosely unhappy selfHATERS who sit and mope in the
corner and eat old gum. i mean, fuck, thats pretty much the reason i
joined this stupid religion anyhow, because it gave me a MORE
legitimate (or at least spiritually sancioned) reason to bellow out my
godliness to the world. i subscribe to the superman theory that 1% of
the population is superior than the remaining HERD. i also subscribe
to the theory that ultra-orthodox religios fanatics are stupid. and so
is cheese string.
>
> why? if you say faggot rilly rilly fast with a snooty british accent,
> then its COMEDY, or traicomedy because british people arent ever
> really funny.
Douglas Adams?
John Clease?
Monty Python in general?
Wash your ignorant mouth out…
--
John Cook
The World is my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museumÉ
King Crimson
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On Mon, 04 Apr 2005 17:08:04 +1000, John Cook
wrote:
>saint bubba wrote:
>
>>
>> why? if you say faggot rilly rilly fast with a snooty british accent,
>> then its COMEDY, or traicomedy because british people arent ever
>> really funny.
>
>Douglas Adams?
>John Clease?
>Monty Python in general?
>
>Wash your ignorant mouth out…
but are they REALLY funny or just kinda funny because when they talk
they sound goofy? admit it, when you were wee and easily amused, the
flying circus could get you roaring because it was NAUGHTY. now, on
retrospect, there's only selective parts of the life of brian that
illicit a chuckle. of course, i view the british through a thick set
of guinness-stained glasses that remembers all those past wrongs done
to my family by the british crown over the centuries. (like taking
away all the family lands in co. cork and giving them to the deburghs.
and them motherfucking o'riellys...they'll get theirs too) so, its
fair to say im not a big fan of ANYTHING british. except cornish
piskies.....
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saint bubba wrote:
> On Mon, 04 Apr 2005 17:08:04 +1000, John Cook
> wrote:
>
>
>>saint bubba wrote:
>>
>>
>>>why? if you say faggot rilly rilly fast with a snooty british accent,
>>>then its COMEDY, or traicomedy because british people arent ever
>>>really funny.
>>
>>Douglas Adams?
>>John Clease?
>>Monty Python in general?
>>
>>Wash your ignorant mouth out…
>
>
> but are they REALLY funny or just kinda funny because when they talk
> they sound goofy? admit it, when you were wee and easily amused, the
> flying circus could get you roaring because it was NAUGHTY. now, on
> retrospect, there's only selective parts of the life of brian that
> illicit a chuckle. of course, i view the british through a thick set
> of guinness-stained glasses that remembers all those past wrongs done
> to my family by the british crown over the centuries. (like taking
> away all the family lands in co. cork and giving them to the deburghs.
> and them motherfucking o'riellys...they'll get theirs too) so, its
> fair to say im not a big fan of ANYTHING british. except cornish
> piskies.....
>
> st bubba
I live in a town who's current population, at any given time, is made up
mainly of pissed British travelers, so I have my own reasons for a
vuagely anti-British sentiment.
Monty python, however, is actually REALLY, REALLY funny.
I mean what about:
dennis the peasant: "What I object to is you immediately treating me as
an inferior"
Arthur: "Well, I am King."
"OH, King eh?"
"Listen, strange women laying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
for a system of government..."
"Be quiet"
"Look, supposing I went around, claiming to be an emperor, just because
some moistened bimp lobbed a scimitar at me... they'd put me away."
"Bloddy peasants..."
Using the same techniques as all the MoPy I've seen, that scene points
out the true fucked-up nature of the chronic intellectual by the simple
method of "distilling to the absurd"
Try and tell me that doesn't remind you of a few conversations on Usenet...
The Jesticles
--
P.S. The world lost a great man, a brilliant mind, and a HUGE slice of
slack when Douglas Adams died...
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> Monty python, however, is actually REALLY, REALLY funny.
>
Agreed. I've seen the occasional episode on BBCAmerica, and the boys are
still funny after all these years.
> P.S. The world lost a great man, a brilliant mind, and a HUGE slice of
> slack when Douglas Adams died...
I also agree strongly. I wish he'd written more before he'd moved on. At any
rate, we've got Terry Pratchett to enjoy. Just as brilliant, plus he's
written a lot more.
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Paul E. Jamison wrote:
> "The Jesticles" wrote in message
>>P.S. The world lost a great man, a brilliant mind, and a HUGE slice of
>>slack when Douglas Adams died...
> I also agree strongly. I wish he'd written more before he'd moved on. At any
> rate, we've got Terry Pratchett to enjoy. Just as brilliant, plus he's
> written a lot more.
_Terry Pratchett_ Go!!!!
I've been Thinking/feeling/knowing that we should start getting these
_obvious_ yeti aware of this alt.slack… space.
The 'conversation' would get even Better.
I personally KNOW I would have been Really good friends with Douglas
Adams if I'de the chance - the infinity drive on Heart of gold… I made
it up when I was 'bout 18 (magic frop that) - LATER I found out that
when I was Dreaming in HyperTalk (go look it up) SO WAS HE! - another
mac freak!
EVERY time I'v made contact with a 'famous' person they have either been
a fraud pink who can't meet your eye or (more often IME) a yeti who is
SO pleased to meet U.
This is One of the advantages of cleaning up the crap - like, if u want
to slam someone do it Artfully - so a brilliant visitor doesn't just see
- um…
--
John Cook
The World is my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum...
King Crimson
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On Tue, 05 Apr 2005 16:25:35 +1000, The Jesticles
wrote:
>
>Using the same techniques as all the MoPy I've seen, that scene points
>out the true fucked-up nature of the chronic intellectual by the simple
>method of "distilling to the absurd"
>Try and tell me that doesn't remind you of a few conversations on Usenet...
>
>The Jesticles
my wife kindly informed me that terry pratchett is british and i
giggle like a schoolgirl (not a pretty sight being im a rather tall
bearded irishman) whenever i read him, so maybe some british people
are funny. the rest, although, i will only concede as they are funnier
looking than me. except when i take my basebal cap off and get
einstein hair but thats another story.....
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In article <9j7651t0q7mo37tvqkiar90q1h9k5vva0q@4ax.com>,
saint bubba wrote:
> my wife kindly informed me that terry pratchett is british and i
> giggle like a schoolgirl (not a pretty sight being im a rather tall
> bearded irishman) whenever i read him, so maybe some british people
> are funny. the rest, although, i will only concede as they are funnier
> looking than me. except when i take my basebal cap off and get
> einstein hair but thats another story.....
That's okay. When I first wake up, I have Ben Turpin hair. It sticks
out from both sides like moussed cocker spaniel ears. An ELECTRIFIED
cocker spaniel. I am otherwise bald. Its not exactly a great
combination, except maybe for some PhotoShop sadist. Talk about making a
bad situation worse! That's like using iDRMRSR's ass as the model for
air bags. *FOOMP* (reeeeetch) You survive the impact okay, but the EMTs
have to replace your fluids 'cause the Butt-Bags made you barf so badly.
I think this thread is on its last legs and that' s saying a lot, since
it started out as a millipede a block long and 4 feet high.
--
HellPope Huey
This Testifies That I Have Met HellPope Huey
And Found Him To Be Glorious
Beyond Human Conception... yeah, right
Some faults are so closely allied to qualities
that it is difficult to weed out the vice
without eradicating the virtue.
- Oliver Goldsmith
"I'd love to stay and chat,
but you're a total bitch."
- "Family Guy"
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saint bubba wrote:
> On Mon, 04 Apr 2005 17:08:04 +1000, John Cook
> wrote:
>
>
>>saint bubba wrote:
>>
>>
>>>why? if you say faggot rilly rilly fast with a snooty british accent,
>>>then its COMEDY, or traicomedy because british people arent ever
>>>really funny.
>>
>>Douglas Adams?
>>John Clease?
>>Monty Python in general?
>>
>>Wash your ignorant mouth out…
>
>
> but are they REALLY funny or just kinda funny because when they talk
> they sound goofy? admit it, when you were wee and easily amused, the
> flying circus could get you roaring because it was NAUGHTY. now, on
> retrospect, there's only selective parts of the life of brian that
> illicit a chuckle. of course, i view the british through a thick set
> of guinness-stained glasses that remembers all those past wrongs done
> to my family by the british crown over the centuries. (like taking
> away all the family lands in co. cork and giving them to the deburghs.
> and them motherfucking o'riellys...they'll get theirs too) so, its
> fair to say im not a big fan of ANYTHING british. except cornish
> piskies.....
all my sympathies re what some dead ppl did to some other dead ppl that
you identify with…
But YES Monty Python were & are genuinely funny to me. The only time
the funny voice comes into it is when they are making fun of a
particular (english) social group they need to identify - upper class
twit (usually remaining polite against huge odds (the cheese shop or
dead parrot "it's not dead - it's just sleeping") - unionist 'worker'
("help, I'm being repressed"…) or just poor old bastard loser (I'm Not
dead"…)
And Douglas Adams is a Writer - do u make up an accent and read it out loud?
Hey! on the other hand I can't stand that sort of 'carry on…' series
dressing up in ladies clothes british "humor" - fukkin bunch of
repressed poofters
> st bubba
--
John Cook
The World is my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum...
King Crimson
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On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 16:07:55 -0800, nenslo wrote:
> I am not
>ashamed of who I am and I don't blame anyone for what I do and say. I
>pilot my own saucer, I don't go crashing all over into taj mahals and
>eiffel towers and then blame somebody else for not flying it for me, you
>fucking halfwit jerk.
im bettin you'd likely leave a nice calling card and a basket of
fruit, sorry for the inconvienience and whatnot, here have a pastie
and some strichnine. big "N" stitched in bullit holes on the side of
the smoking ruins of the louvre, big "E" on the the roof og the eiffel
tower gift shop, hell you could have a whole dan brown novel adventure
thing with the twised blackened ruins of an ancient european city
double decker bus tour!