Another Stupid Criminal Story
Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 03:01:08 GMT
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Ok firstly its nice to see some vengance by some rogue Australians against
the Yankee imperialists, but hey, in Australia they would get 5 - 10 years
if the hold up wasn't violent, now there probably going to get 20+ years
SURROUNDED BY AMERICANS.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200503/s1334891.htm
Aussie pair plead not guilty to US bank robbery
Two north coast New South Wales men have pleaded not guilty to robbing a
bank in the United States.
Nineteen-year-olds Anthony Price and Luke Carroll are suspected of stealing
around $A160,000 from a bank in Vail, Colorado.
If convicted the men face up to 25 years in prison.
Editor of the Vail Daily newspaper Matt Zeleznec says the two had been
arrested for mischief earlier in the year and were picked up by police at a
nearby airport about an hour after the robbery.
Mr Zeleznec says the robbers left a trail of money behind as they left the
bank.
"It was my brother-in-law who was near this bank and found some cash on the
road and they believe that's connected to the robbery so whoever robbed this
bank, if it is these two guys, started dumping cash right away because it
was found right near the bank," he said.
He says the theft itself has some unusual aspects to it.
"According to the criminal complaint we have they got away with or they took
between $120,000 and a $130,000 is what's alleged in the criminal complaint.
"One thing we've seemed to have confirmed is they got on a chairlift on Vail
Mountain after the alleged robbery."
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 20:25:45 -0700
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>
> Ok firstly its nice to see some vengance by some
> rogue Australians against the Yankee imperialists,
> but hey, in Australia they would get 5 - 10 years
> if the hold up wasn't violent, now there probably
> going to get 20+ years SURROUNDED BY AMERICANS.
Australia is a great irony, as it is full of American
blood. Specifically US Navy American blood.
In WWII, while the ANZAC were fighting the Japanese,
US Navy personnel were vigorously boffing Australian
women right, left, sideways, from behind, in doorways,
upside down, here, there, and elsewhere. There was a
virtual pregnancy epidemic while the men were away.
The impact of this was so great that the "baby boom"
began in Australia two years before the war ended.
But, on the plus side, many Kiwis are descended from
US Marines, who both began the Pacific war and ended
it fornicating with willing NZ wenches.
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Come to think of it, I would really feel no guilt
whatsoever in killing brain-eating zombies before
they could eat my brain. In fact, why wait until
they're zombies? It's pretty easy to tell just by
looking who's going to turn into a zombie. If
they're all curled up on the floor yelling "Don't
shoot me! Don't shoot me!", they're a lot easier
to kill then when they're trying to eat your brain
and you have to shoot them a bunch of times before
they stop trying to eat your brain.
--nu-monet
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 13:51:14 +1000
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>
>>Ok firstly its nice to see some vengance by some
>>rogue Australians against the Yankee imperialists,
>>but hey, in Australia they would get 5 - 10 years
>>if the hold up wasn't violent, now there probably
>>going to get 20+ years SURROUNDED BY AMERICANS.
>
>
> Australia is a great irony, as it is full of American
> blood. Specifically US Navy American blood.
over paid, over sexed 'n over here!
> In WWII, while the ANZAC were fighting the Japanese,
> US Navy personnel were vigorously boffing Australian
> women right, left, sideways, from behind, in doorways,
> upside down, here, there, and elsewhere. There was a
> virtual pregnancy epidemic while the men were away.
Big time in brisbane (where I was born) macarthurs (sp) HQ was there -
it got to the point that a bunch of marine MPs with shot guns were
surrounded by a couple of hundred ozzies basicly saying you've only got
so many shells - then u die. The MPs were (unfairly) holding a couple
of 'our boys'. I don't think any one died.
Your guys got twice the pay, uniforms that fitted and ENDLESS CARGO from
the PX
I remember my dad telling me of seeing an american aircraft mechanic
just pouring petrol over a hurricane, I think, engine - just to clean it!
Little did he know he could have bought BOTH the farmers daughters for
that petrol - fuck it was _unobtainable_ for normal mortals
Dad used to carve badges out of turtle shell - he did really beautiful
stuff like griffins 'n things - but the yanks only wanted kangeroos and
outlines of oz - piss easy to make - he thought it a great scam to
charge the same for this shit as the good stuff.
> The impact of this was so great that the "baby boom"
> began in Australia two years before the war ended.
>
> But, on the plus side, many Kiwis are descended from
> US Marines, who both began the Pacific war and ended
> it fornicating with willing NZ wenches.
I guess the brissi gals were fussy;) didn't hurt our gene pool any
We are really proud of our bastard 'mongrel vigor' lineage - we LOOT the
World of it's BEST.
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John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2005 21:03:42 -0700
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John Cook wrote:
>
> We are really proud of our bastard 'mongrel vigor'
> lineage - we LOOT the World of it's BEST.
Yeah, but it's a "too much of a good thing" thing.
Pretty soon the typical Australian will have
tentacles, rabbit ears, the same color fur as a
dingo, and sing like a cuckaberra sitting in the
old gum tree.
I've seen your porn sites. Good Lord. Do you
people mate with horses?
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http://slackoff.blogspot.com/
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"We've pretty much just been patrolling
and flying helicopters all over the place,
and when we see something bad, we blow it up."
-- Maj. David Holahan, US Marines
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 14:51:11 +1000
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> John Cook wrote:
>
>>We are really proud of our bastard 'mongrel vigor'
>>lineage - we LOOT the World of it's BEST.
>
>
> Yeah, but it's a "too much of a good thing" thing.
> Pretty soon the typical Australian will have
> tentacles, rabbit ears, the same color fur as a
> dingo, and sing like a cuckaberra sitting in the
> old gum tree.
>
> I've seen your porn sites. Good Lord. Do you
> people mate with horses?
Huh?
someone pointed me to this… http://www.abbywinters.com/
it's got this line 'you'll love their sexy aussie voices' lol Fuk i
thought that was the WORST thing about OzChicks
I thought - god we are sooo innocent over here… was I naive?
post links…
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John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 05:07:21 -0800
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In article <424B769E.A76@succeeds.com>, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
> John Cook wrote:
> >
> > We are really proud of our bastard 'mongrel vigor'
> > lineage - we LOOT the World of it's BEST.
>
> Yeah, but it's a "too much of a good thing" thing.
> Pretty soon the typical Australian will have
> tentacles, rabbit ears, the same color fur as a
> dingo, and sing like a cuckaberra sitting in the
> old gum tree.
>
> I've seen your porn sites. Good Lord. Do you
> people mate with horses?
You have obviously never seen Bernadette.
pb
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 23:52:03 +1000
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polar bear wrote:
> In article <424B769E.A76@succeeds.com>, "nu-monet v7.0"
> wrote:
>
>
>>John Cook wrote:
>>
>>>We are really proud of our bastard 'mongrel vigor'
>>>lineage - we LOOT the World of it's BEST.
>>
>>Yeah, but it's a "too much of a good thing" thing.
>>Pretty soon the typical Australian will have
>>tentacles, rabbit ears, the same color fur as a
>>dingo, and sing like a cuckaberra sitting in the
>>old gum tree.
>>
>>I've seen your porn sites. Good Lord. Do you
>>people mate with horses?
>
>
> You have obviously never seen Bernadette.
>
> pb
OUT With It…
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John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 01:58:30 -0800
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In article
<424c0081$0$265$61c65585@uq-127creek-reader-03.brisbane.pipenetworks.com.
au>, John Cook wrote:
> polar bear wrote:
> > In article <424B769E.A76@succeeds.com>, "nu-monet v7.0"
> > wrote:
> >
> >
> >>John Cook wrote:
> >>
> >>>We are really proud of our bastard 'mongrel vigor'
> >>>lineage - we LOOT the World of it's BEST.
> >>
> >>Yeah, but it's a "too much of a good thing" thing.
> >>Pretty soon the typical Australian will have
> >>tentacles, rabbit ears, the same color fur as a
> >>dingo, and sing like a cuckaberra sitting in the
> >>old gum tree.
> >>
> >>I've seen your porn sites. Good Lord. Do you
> >>people mate with horses?
> >
> >
> > You have obviously never seen Bernadette.
> >
> > pb
> OUT With It…
I'm surprised you ask. Bernadette is a comely redhead from Perth who
ran one of the best free web cams on the net. Definitely the hottest
site around at the time (98/99), not the least because it was sincere-
she did it strictly for fun.
She raised quite a shitstorm when she published a list of govt IP's
that had accessed her site. At the time, the govt was trying to
crackdown on adult sites. Here's the article:
http://www.melonfarmers.co.uk/intaylor.htm
This is one of the few links I could find. They have it mostly right,
although I disagree with their characterization as "porn queen."
Bernadette was a true exhibitionist. Some people couldn't accept that
she was doing it just for fun, so they trashed her. Typical.
I should have bought her a ticket on the saucers. She definitely
deserves one. You Ozy subs that don't know her should acquaint
yourselves with the story. She stood up for you.
pb
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:21:42 +1000
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polar bear wrote:
>>>You have obviously never seen Bernadette.
>>>
>>>pb
>>
>>OUT With It…
>
>
> I'm surprised you ask. Bernadette is a comely redhead from Perth who
> ran one of the best free web cams on the net. Definitely the hottest
> site around at the time (98/99), not the least because it was sincere-
> she did it strictly for fun.
>
> She raised quite a shitstorm when she published a list of govt IP's
> that had accessed her site. At the time, the govt was trying to
> crackdown on adult sites. Here's the article:
>
> http://www.melonfarmers.co.uk/intaylor.htm
>
> This is one of the few links I could find. They have it mostly right,
> although I disagree with their characterization as "porn queen."
> Bernadette was a true exhibitionist. Some people couldn't accept that
> she was doing it just for fun, so they trashed her. Typical.
>
> I should have bought her a ticket on the saucers. She definitely
> deserves one. You Ozy subs that don't know her should acquaint
> yourselves with the story. She stood up for you.
>
> pb
Wow! Thank U
Here is another Oz legend:
http://www.matildasplace.com/matilda.htm
or:
http://www.matildasplace.com/getmarried.html
When I first got the net I noticed that the pixs I liked on a.b.erotica
were often posted by someone called 'Tilly' that was in 97 or earlier.
of course I didn't believe it was a woman
The truth is, she is now 26. She still posts 5000 pix a day.
They have NO ads on them.
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John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide
Posted by:: John Cook
Date: Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:34:53 +1000
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John Cook wrote:
> John Cook wrote:
sorry http://www.matildasplace.com/matilda.html
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John Cook
The Bandwidth of reality is Wonderfully wide