Andy Rooney on Prisoners
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 03:53:52 GMT
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"Did you know that it costs forty-thousand dollars a year to house each
prisoner? Jeez, for forty-thousand bucks apiece I'll take a few
prisoners into my house. I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars on
the windows. I don't think we should give free room and board to
criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a
treadmill and generate electricity. And, if they don't want to run, they
can rest in the chair that's hooked up to the generator."
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
Could I please just be the Pope of Epcot for a while?
My feet hurt from all the brimstone.
"Yet there was Ishmael,
calmly explaining his decision to go to sea,
fully aware that life could be tied
to people with dark passions
striding purposefully into hell."
- Roger Rosenblatt, "The Man In The Water"
"Everything you've just seen
and heard is a crock."
-"Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 20 Mar 2005 20:05:18 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> "Did you know that it costs forty-thousand dollars a year to house
each
> prisoner? Jeez, for forty-thousand bucks apiece I'll take a few
> prisoners into my house. I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars
on
> the windows. I don't think we should give free room and board to
> criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a
> treadmill and generate electricity. And, if they don't want to run,
they
> can rest in the chair that's hooked up to the generator."
Sounds brilliant to me! Put all the Prisoners
in Andy Roomey's Mansion. I cant wait to see
his version of "Cribs" when everyones stuffed
in there. I hear he does his best work at
home! Let's make sure we put extra bars
on the windows I don't want him
escaping!!
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"Happiness is [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]"
- The Computer
"All internal security agents please turn in your personal effects and
report to the food vats." -Paranoia R.P.G.
Posted by:: ¦++¦ <¦++¦@tpg.com.au>
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 16:55:37 +1100
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On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 03:53:52 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote in message id
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> "Did you know that it costs forty-thousand dollars a year to house each
>prisoner? Jeez, for forty-thousand bucks apiece I'll take a few
>prisoners into my house. I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars on
>the windows. I don't think we should give free room and board to
>criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a
>treadmill and generate electricity.
The cost of maintaining criminals in isolation (doing relatively
little) is far less than it would cost to feed them sufficiently to
create electric current and in medical and legal costs when they
suffer injury....
A lot of the money goes to the prison guards. Are you attempting to
put them, the police force and the lawyers (both for the defence and
the prosectuion) out of a job ?
Crime pays !
Ask the government....
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 16:55:32 GMT
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In article <27os315dqpi6f2k5flg5pc0te7mjj6l7bo@4ax.com>,
?++? wrote:
> The cost of maintaining criminals in isolation (doing relatively
> little) is far less than it would cost to feed them sufficiently to
> create electric current and in medical and legal costs when they
> suffer injury....
> A lot of the money goes to the prison guards. Are you attempting to
> put them, the police force and the lawyers (both for the defence and
> the prosectuion) out of a job ?
> Crime pays !
Spoken like some goddamned liberal pansy-ass who never had a scumbag
steal his belongings, vandalize his car, injure or even kill one of is
loved ones or just mug him for under $5 in cash. That's how about a
third of of all Conservatives and law & order advocates are created: it
suddenly matters because its real to THEM. After that, you'll make 'em
run like GAZELLES on that treadmill. Step LIVELY, there, Sampson, you
have a debt to Society! Balderdash and flimshaw.
--
HellPope Huey
That HellPope Power Friends Punch
corkscrews 'em into anudder die-mension,
I tell ya whut
"Bad idea?"
"No, good idea; that's what worries me."
- "The West Wing"
"This place is filled with freaks!
I'm gonna fit right in!"
- "Greg the Bunny"
Posted by:: ¦++¦ <¦++¦@tpg.com.au>
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 21:09:47 +1100
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On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 16:55:32 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote in message id
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> Spoken like some goddamned liberal pansy-ass who never had a scumbag
>steal his belongings, vandalize his car, injure or even kill one of is
>loved ones or just mug him for under $5 in cash.
You told how you'd like a few at your place rather than the community
dishing out 40 grand a year.
If you would like them at your place just rub the magic lantern and
hope for a genie who'll grant you three wishes....
Be sure to wash the car beforehand. Atter they've taken your last
five bucks, raped your wife and killed your kids I think they'll be
too exhausted to inflate the tires (tyres in this part of the world).
With a bit of luck they may chop down some trees and fashion some
sort of coffin to bury you in. Who knows some of them may even
adminster the last rites (sigh).
Posted by:: "Marc R. Mercer"
Date: Sat, 09 Apr 2005 20:18:10 GMT
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Geez - that guy'll hump anything.