An audience
Posted by:: jestus777@yahoo.com.au (THE Jesticles est. 199x)
Date: 26 Mar 2005 05:12:55 -0800
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***Add your own music... anything will do, as long as you sing it with feeling***
I'm a Whiz-Bang Finger-Phangle
Gonna eat your heart
I got a space-age Whopper-Chopper,
Just In case I fart
Gonna ride right over
Gonna pick up your Mum
You'll never know what's hitting
‘Till you're sitting on your thumb
‘Cause it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
Yes it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
Oh it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
And it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
You'll love me in the backseat,
Then you'll love me in your yard
Then you'll love me on the front steps
AndI'll leave a calling card
With my devilish conciets and looks,
My self- adressive charm
There's no way you could attempt to not
Just curl up in my palm.
‘Cause it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
Yes it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
Oh it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
And it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
So be sure to look before you leave
For nightclub, pub or town
‘Cause I just might see you passing
And I'll look you up and down
That zit or spot or smudge or smear
May make you miss your chance
To be a part of my own blend
Of bedtime fun and dance
‘Cause it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
Yes it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
Oh it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
And it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
Without blowing on my own dear horn
or making like I'm King
There's one precious Jewel that takes the cake
And that's my ding-a-ling
It's perfumed and fair and beautiful,
It's quite a sight to see
It's always there it's dutiful,
Don't take it just from me;
Ask anyone you care to meet,
ask any girl around,
They'll all give you the same story
My emminence Abounds
**now go archipella**
‘Cause it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
Yes it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
Oh it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you
And it's me and me and me and me and me and me and you...
--
"Oh, but for a club, to whack you on the head,
and drag you by the hair, back to my cave" The Jesticles
Posted by:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 20:57:00 -0800
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"THE Jesticles est. 199x" wrote:
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> **now go archipella**
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Hm. I can't tell if that's funny or just retarded.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:14:48 GMT
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In article <42463D1C.B4B2C01@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> "THE Jesticles est. 199x" wrote:
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> > **now go archipella**
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> Hm. I can't tell if that's funny or just retarded.
I'm stumbling over that conundrum more often lately, but having decided
that it matters very little in a world where lemmings are apparently
considered to be role models, as long as *I* get a little snort from it
that ALMOST turns into a laugh, fuck it with neon straps.
--
HellPope Huey
Mars needs sweeping
When I take action,
I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
It's going to be decisive.
- George Bush, regarding the 9/11 attacks
"Fairly harmless, according to the government,
which has been squirting it at you
most of your life."
- "King of the Hill"