Abortion: One SubGenius' View
Posted by:: Modemac
Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 10:42:50 GMT
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"Abortion IS murder, but it's murder in self-defense."
-- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
Lord, if there's one thing that gets people all fired up and
ready to rip someone's guts out today, it's abortion. You want to
start an argument and see charges of "murder" and "sin" and
"pro-choice" and "baby-killer" spewed all over everything? Just talk
about abortion! We've even got a whole bunch of pro-choice yahoos and
pro-life weenies who've been programmed to start ranting at the
slightest drop of certain key words.
"Birth control?" "Abortion!" "Pro-choice!"
"Murderers!"
"Condoms?" "Sinners!" "Trojans!" "Abstain!"
"Coat Hangers?" "Roe v. Wade!" "Teenagers!"
"Immoral!"
Well guess what, folks? Abortions sure aren't going to stop and
go away because of you folks yammering and hollering and trying to
show each other how you're Right and the other guy is Wrong!
Teenagers are going to keep having babies, and women are going to keep
getting pregnant, and fathers aren't going to give a damn about the
fact that they've knocked their girlfriends up and now they've got to
take care of the little kid for the rest of their life.
This society of ours isn't anywhere near perfect. The
Conspiracy's control over the minds of the masses - including
conditioning by organized religions, which makes up only one of the
Con's many arms - has got a whole lot of us thinking that sex is bad,
sex is evil, sex is a no-no. But we sex around us all the time - on
TV, in the movies, in the stories we read, in the news. If sex is so
bad, how come we want to keep doing it all the time?
Because sex is FUN, man! It sure wasn't meant to be evil, and we
weren't meant to be ashamed of it! When Jehovah-1 stuck that tent
pole between the legs of fifty percent of the entire human race, he
KNEW it was going to be used a lot. Remember the old story of God and
Adam? It didn't go like this:
Adam: Hey, thanks for giving me life, man! What can I call you?
JHVH: You may call Me God, or Lord.
Adam: Sure thing, mister Orlord. Wow, these walkers you gave me
down here below my hips really work great!
JHVH: They're called "legs," Adam.
Adam: So how come one of 'em is so much shorter than the others?
JHVH: That's not a leg, Adam.
Adam: So what is it?
JHVH: It's evil, Adam. If you touch it you will be cast into
Hell forever!
Adam: Oh yeah? Then why didn't you put it on my back where I
can't reach it?
Nope, when God invented sex (THANK GOD for sex! Praise "Bob!"),
he made sure we would do it all the time.
And when people all over the world have sex, a lot of those
people are going to get pregnant, no matter what the leader of your
religion says about it.
That's where abortion comes in. If a couple isn't careful,
they're going to end up with a BIG problem on their hands - having to
worry about raising a kid that they may not have wanted, and that they
can't afford to have.
Abortion is a damn tough decision for anyone to make. Walk into
an abortion clinic and talk to the women there, and I'll bet you
dollars to donuts that not one of those women woke up that morning and
said, "Wow, it's a nice day! The birds are singing, and I feel great.
I think I'll go out and have an abortion."
Any woman who has an abortion is a lot more brave than I'll ever
be. Hell, I can't think of anything a man could do that's as brave as
this. The guy who coined the term "the weaker sex" didn't know what he
was talking about.
It takes guts for a woman to go through with this. It's got to
be the most agonizing decision of her life. I seriously doubt that
ANY woman really considered abortion as her first option. She thought
it over, weight all her options, and finally decided that the abortion
was the best alternative. It takes real guts to go through with
something like this, because ending the baby's life is no easy task.
Yep, that's right: they can kill the kid. All those arguments
about a "fetus" not being a real "baby" are ridiculous: of COURSE it's
a real kid! It sure isn't a Cabbage Patch doll. And if a woman has
an abortion, that's what she's doing: ending the life of the child.
So what's wrong with that? Life for the sake of "life" is a damn
lousy reason to have a child. If "life" by itself is so untouchable,
then how come we praise people who go out and murder other people in
wars, and how come we've got people screaming for the death penalty?
No, "life" itself isn't the reason to have a kid...especially if that
kid wasn't wanted in the first place.
The mother is going to have to spend the rest of her life raising
that child...and too often these days, that means ther mother may have
to raise that kid by herself, without a man to help her out.
And in today's Conspiracy-dominated society, where women are
STILL being told that they're inferior to men and that they don't
deserve to lead lives of their own, raising a child can be sheer hell.
Especially by yourself. And doubly especially if you didn't plan
ahead to have the child in the first place.
Is it any wonder why people are still having abortions?
Call me selfish, call me a murderer, but I'd rather help a woman
have an abortion than let her ruin the rest of her life trying to
raise a kid that she didn't want in the first place.
--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 02 Mar 2005 17:01:30 GMT
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In article <106b219svftpcqn312v8756qmsliv17t2g@4ax.com>,
Modemac wrote:
> Is it any wonder why people are still having abortions?
> Call me selfish, call me a murderer, but I'd rather help a woman
> have an abortion than let her ruin the rest of her life trying to
> raise a kid that she didn't want in the first place.
I'd somewhat second all of that by pointing out that A) the most common
seekers of abortions these days are white women in dire financial
straits, not black "welfare mothers," which speaks to a larger social
and economic issue and B) the goddamned "Abortion is murder" religious
fools are the very same ones who oppose proper sex education. Girls who
understand what sex can mean LATER are generally prone to hold off
longer before becoming active and to use contraception more effectively
once they git busy. Heh, make pre-teens/teens take care of a couple of
cranky toddlers for a few days without a break and watch how well those
pants stay on for a few more years! Pragmatism talks, being a moron
walks.
If an abortion is a tragedy, how much more of one is the needless
ignorance that often leads to it in the first place?
--
HellPope Huey
Yeah, I know it all,
but its on SmartMedia cards
in my other pants
"If you make people think they're thinking,
they'll love you;
but, if you really make them think,
they'll hate you."
- Harlan Ellison
If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.
- George Herbert
Posted by:: "NeuroManson"
Date: Wed, 2 Mar 2005 13:56:37 -0800
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Well DUH. The pro lifers are afraid that their god may be so weak as to not
defend a possible future Jebus from being aborted, so they'll gladly take
the possible future Hitlers, Stalins, and L. Ron Hubbards as a consequence.
"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:Grinningbastard-15CCEF.11024302032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <106b219svftpcqn312v8756qmsliv17t2g@4ax.com>,
> Modemac wrote:
>
> > Is it any wonder why people are still having abortions?
> > Call me selfish, call me a murderer, but I'd rather help a woman
> > have an abortion than let her ruin the rest of her life trying to
> > raise a kid that she didn't want in the first place.
>
> I'd somewhat second all of that by pointing out that A) the most common
> seekers of abortions these days are white women in dire financial
> straits, not black "welfare mothers," which speaks to a larger social
> and economic issue and B) the goddamned "Abortion is murder" religious
> fools are the very same ones who oppose proper sex education. Girls who
> understand what sex can mean LATER are generally prone to hold off
> longer before becoming active and to use contraception more effectively
> once they git busy. Heh, make pre-teens/teens take care of a couple of
> cranky toddlers for a few days without a break and watch how well those
> pants stay on for a few more years! Pragmatism talks, being a moron
> walks.
>
> If an abortion is a tragedy, how much more of one is the needless
> ignorance that often leads to it in the first place?
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
> Yeah, I know it all,
> but its on SmartMedia cards
> in my other pants
>
> "If you make people think they're thinking,
> they'll love you;
> but, if you really make them think,
> they'll hate you."
> - Harlan Ellison
>
> If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.
> - George Herbert
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 2 Mar 2005 14:02:32 -0800
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Kill your mother. Beat the bitch to the punch.
Posted by:: "NeuroManson"
Date: Wed, 2 Mar 2005 14:06:17 -0800
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Only works when you do it in the womb.
wrote in message
news:1109800952.824043.323600@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
> Kill your mother. Beat the bitch to the punch.
>
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 2 Mar 2005 14:09:37 -0800
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That bit with the maggot drooling all over that blonde with the
knockers as it kills her is better than that star Sid Haig had. Right?
I mean. You'd want that shit on audio. Tape. Or something. I would
hope. down the shore. For the Chinese.
womb. tomb. It's all in your goddamn head anyway. You dumbass idiot
fuckwad.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 2 Mar 2005 14:10:49 -0800
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Just shows how little you know about time travel.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 2 Mar 2005 14:05:34 -0800
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You're both idiots. And wrong.
There is no god. Reproduction is to reproduce.
And you're both dead & bloated. And ugly.
Posted by:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 13:34:29 GMT
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:Grinningbastard-15CCEF.11024302032005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <106b219svftpcqn312v8756qmsliv17t2g@4ax.com>,
> Modemac wrote:
>
> > Is it any wonder why people are still having abortions?
> > Call me selfish, call me a murderer, but I'd rather help a
woman
Help a woman? You are a selfish murderer!
> > have an abortion than let her ruin the rest of her life trying to
> > raise a kid that she didn't want in the first place.
Can you "let" a woman do anything? I thought they were an autonomous
collective.
> Heh, make pre-teens/teens take care of a couple of
> cranky toddlers for a few days without a break and watch how well
those
> pants stay on for a few more years! Pragmatism talks, being a moron
> walks.
I saw a show a while ago, where a sex ed class had all the students in
the class, boys and girls in high school, bring in a 5lb bag of flour.
This was "their child" and they had to take it everywhere they went, and
care for it, etc. I forget if they named them. The teacher marked the
bags to prevent cheating. They got graded on how well they took care of
the "baby", and how the bag looked (or leaked) at the end of the class.
One memorable scene was where a boy was extremely pissed-off at his
friends who dropped his "baby" off an upper balcony, much like MJ tried
to do in that famous video. He was saying things like, "They killed my
baby!!! They just threw my baby off the balcony!" etc. He had totally
bought into the concept.
BTW, some of the "babies" were pretty beat-up by the end of the class. I
forget how long they had to do it for, but it was quite a while.
I wonder how many tried to get their "kids" high by blowing 'frop smoke
in their faces...
--
ArWeFlowerChildren
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005 04:48:51 GMT
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In article ,
"ArWeGod" wrote:
> I wonder how many tried to get their "kids" high by blowing 'frop smoke
> in their faces...
Hey, if it worked for us, it'll work for them. Too bad the new
generation is having to make do with synthmesc, paragoric, crappy
bathtub X and aerosol inhalants.
--
HellPope Huey
Floating On A Raft Of Bizarre Circumstance
In A Sea Of Grotesque Choices
The longer I live,
the larger allowances
I make for human infirmities.
- John Wesley
"If a fully grown adult
in reasonable control of his faculties
wants to plunge a syringe full of lighter fluid
into his urethra and piss fire,
as long as he does it in the privacy
of his own asbestos bathroom,
I will flick the Bic."
- Dennis Miller, "I Rant, Therefore I Am"