30 Points to Nenslo
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 00:12:25 -0500
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*Fantastic* shot. Incredibly well done. My hat is off to you sir.
It's almost like magic -- as if you coax the targets into moving
themselves into exactly the path of your shot. Absolutely masterful.
You make it seem effortless.
I suspect you might be the best shot the club's EVER had. And to think
at one time I thought you the beginner. It is an honor and a privilege
to watch such an artist work his magic.
((bow))
Hey, don't point that thing at me, HEY
--
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Posted by:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 06:15:47 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:190320050012258689%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
>
> *Fantastic* shot. Incredibly well done. My hat is off to you sir.
>
> It's almost like magic -- as if you coax the targets into moving
> themselves into exactly the path of your shot. Absolutely masterful.
> You make it seem effortless.
>
> I suspect you might be the best shot the club's EVER had. And to think
> at one time I thought you the beginner. It is an honor and a privilege
> to watch such an artist work his magic.
>
> ((bow))
>
>
> Hey, don't point that thing at me, HEY
>
> --
> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
> SubGenius
> SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Stop sucking up stang, hes got his magic manly pointer at your head as we
speak, and wernt you supposed to be at a devival?
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 18 Mar 2005 22:28:44 -0800
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> *Fantastic* shot. Incredibly well done. My hat is off to you sir.
>
> It's almost like magic -- as if you coax the targets into moving
> themselves into exactly the path of your shot. Absolutely masterful.
> You make it seem effortless.
>
> I suspect you might be the best shot the club's EVER had. And to
think
> at one time I thought you the beginner. It is an honor and a
privilege
> to watch such an artist work his magic.
>
> ((bow))
>
>
> Hey, don't point that thing at me, HEY
I didn't know this Nenslo fella was
still on. Hmmmmm...
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi
Posted by:: polar bear
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 06:39:56 -0800
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In article <190320050012258689%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>, "Rev. Ivan
Stang" wrote:
> *Fantastic* shot. Incredibly well done. My hat is off to you sir.
>
> It's almost like magic -- as if you coax the targets into moving
> themselves into exactly the path of your shot. Absolutely masterful.
> You make it seem effortless.
>
> I suspect you might be the best shot the club's EVER had. And to think
> at one time I thought you the beginner. It is an honor and a privilege
> to watch such an artist work his magic.
>
> ((bow))
>
Ah yes, but does he get paid?
pb
Posted by:: carl_miller23@hotmail.com (Lamus)
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 10:23:34 -0600
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On March 19 2005, polar bear wrote:
> Ah yes, but does he get paid?
Because if you don't get paid for it, it ain't art.
"Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it."
-Frank Zappa
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 11:57:39 -0500
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In article <00050219112326.OUI39.carl_miller23@hotmail.com>, Lamus
wrote:
> On March 19 2005, polar bear wrote:
> > Ah yes, but does he get paid?
>
> Because if you don't get paid for it, it ain't art.
>
> "Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it."
> -Frank Zappa
>
"Make the art... put a price tag on the art... BURN the art... collect
insurance on the art." -- PUZZLING EVIDENCE, 1980
http://subgenius.com/scatalog.htm
Nenslo was in fact paid the same pittance we all were on Revelation X,
3 Fisted Tales and the INWO game. But we were paid so very little that
I suppose it indicates what we did was BAD art.
Speaking of which, I just heard that a woman won a huge settlement from
Time Warner and the Watchoutski Bros. because they riped off The Matrix
from a script she wrote in 1981 and had been sending around. She's been
after them for years. This was kept hush-hush until the judgement came
down because, well, one company really does own everything that Pinks
see.
FIGURES, though, doesn't it. Helps explain why The Matrix went from a
brilliant first movie to an insipid series written by tards.
--
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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
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Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 11:35:18 -0700
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> Nenslo was in fact paid the same pittance we all were on Revelation X,
Hmmm? Is my check still in the mail?
By the way, I'll see you in court. Copyright infringement. According to
Revelation X, "all copyrights are retained by the various artists." I did
not give anyone the right to put my work on stash boxes and sell them! So
either give me a goddamned stashbox or you can deal with my fleet of
highpowered Art Attorneys.
As for bad art, speak for yourself.
A.R.
Posted by:: purple
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 14:44:15 -0500
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On 3/19/05 11:57 AM, in article
190320051157395466%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
> FIGURES, though, doesn't it. Helps explain why The Matrix went from a
> brilliant first movie to an insipid series written by tards.
We all know, Doug, that I "wrote" it just by being what I am:
http://www.paranoiamagazine.com/matrix.html
http://www.paranoiamagazine.com/matrix.html
It doesn't take much to make money if you channel me via synchronicity (but
I'm the only one who experiences the XENOCHRONY ["strange synchronicity"]
[[Zappa]] after trying to avoid the synchronicity).
The Great Bob Dobbs
Posted by:: purple
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 15:02:25 -0500
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Oops, only one before. That should be two different articles:
http://www.paranoiamagazine.com/bobdobbs.html
http://www.paranoiamagazine.com/matrix.html
The Great Bob Dobbs
On 3/19/05 2:44 PM, in article BE61EB3F.158D2%purple@tellurian.com, "purple"
wrote:
> On 3/19/05 11:57 AM, in article
> 190320051157395466%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
>> FIGURES, though, doesn't it. Helps explain why The Matrix went from a
>> brilliant first movie to an insipid series written by tards.
>
> We all know, Doug, that I "wrote" it just by being what I am:
>
> http://www.paranoiamagazine.com/matrix.html
>
> http://www.paranoiamagazine.com/matrix.html
>
> It doesn't take much to make money if you channel me via synchronicity (but
> I'm the only one who experiences the XENOCHRONY ["strange synchronicity"]
> [[Zappa]] after trying to avoid the synchronicity).
>
>
> The Great Bob Dobbs
>
Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 18:13:32 -0600
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On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 11:57:39 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>In article <00050219112326.OUI39.carl_miller23@hotmail.com>, Lamus
> wrote:
>
>> On March 19 2005, polar bear wrote:
>> > Ah yes, but does he get paid?
>>
>> Because if you don't get paid for it, it ain't art.
>>
>> "Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it."
>> -Frank Zappa
>>
>
>"Make the art... put a price tag on the art... BURN the art... collect
>insurance on the art." -- PUZZLING EVIDENCE, 1980
>
Compulsively make shit...let it accumulate all over the house...give
it away as gifts...donate the rest to charities.
Posted by:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 20 Mar 2005 01:34:15 GMT
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In article ,
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> Compulsively make shit...let it accumulate all over the house...give
> it away as gifts...donate the rest to charities.
That sounds like a good plan for a junior cloner. If a kidney from some
slag in India will draw $10k, a nice, fresh, neutral one from the vat
would probably draw at least 15. I can see it now: "Uncle 'Bob's'
Old-Fashioned New-Fangled Medical Meat Wagon! The next time you need to
grow a pair, call us first and get a third thrown in for free with your
first order!"
--
HellPope Huey
A PopeBlack ButtBandit Production
in BumVision
by Pacific Rim Job Graphickals
"Australia is like Arkansas with a beach."
- Greg Proops
Posted by:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 20:11:58 -0600
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On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 18:13:32 -0600, HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
wrote:
.donate the rest to charities.
Who don't want them either.
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 11:54:02 -0500
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In article , HdMrs. Salacia
the Overseer wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 11:57:39 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
> >In article <00050219112326.OUI39.carl_miller23@hotmail.com>, Lamus
> > wrote:
> >
> >> On March 19 2005, polar bear wrote:
> >> > Ah yes, but does he get paid?
> >>
> >> Because if you don't get paid for it, it ain't art.
> >>
> >> "Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it."
> >> -Frank Zappa
> >>
> >
> >"Make the art... put a price tag on the art... BURN the art... collect
> >insurance on the art." -- PUZZLING EVIDENCE, 1980
> >
> Compulsively make shit...let it accumulate all over the house...give
> it away as gifts...donate the rest to charities.
WE GOT THE DONATION TO CHARITY!!
It was handed to me personally by the mailman on Friday as we were
packing for Detroit. Big square box with the return address "NOT FROM
J'LAHN".
We are planning up open it tonight now that we're no longer devivaling.
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Posted by:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:23:14 -0800
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On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 11:54:02 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>We are planning up open it tonight now that we're no longer devivaling.
another truly epically subgenoid sentence
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
The wind is the moon's imagination; wandering
Posted by:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 09:27:25 -0500
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In article , Zapanaz wrote:
> On Mon, 21 Mar 2005 11:54:02 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
> >We are planning up open it tonight now that we're no longer devivaling.
>
> another truly epically subgenoid sentence
It's funny what sentences crop up in the course of ordinary mundane
SubGenius chores. One of my favorites, grunted under duress in complete
earnest, was, "Damn it, be careful you don't damage any of those robots
with that Tyrannosaurus skull!"
--
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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 08:25:36 -0800
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The PAYMENT is PISSING in the GODDAMN I.V. *FEED* BAGS for RETARD
BITCH-FAGGOT *CUNT* MONKEYS like YOU! And watch you all TWIST up in a
FEEBLE-MINDED *GEEKBOY* FRENZY foaming at the puckered *ASSES*.
And wishing you could be me. But you never will be. Because you're a
BITCH. And you're a JOINER. AND you're a dumbass.
You make all the other GAY PEDOPHILES ashamed of themselves. Because
you do it SO poorly.
Posted by:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 11:31:48 -0700
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Did it ever occur to you that the target, being fully cognizant, actually
moved in front of Nenslo on purpose? That maybe the target is HAVING FUN? 30
points to Nenslo indeed! I say lauds to the target and give him 90 points
for needling Nenslo into firing one of his awful little dribble-spits in the
first place! Huzzah!
A.R.
Posted by:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 19 Mar 2005 18:20:23 -0800
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Dude. You're NEVER getting laid. You're going to be even LAYLESS than
the majority of these other LIMPDICKED WEAK SUCK retards.
Which is pretty goddamn sorry. Perhaps it's time to END. IT. ALL.
Posted by:: "krustymadfaker"
Date: 19 Mar 2005 19:31:30 -0800
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Hey fella when are you going to really get with the END TIMES and start
SQUATTING?
Rev-Sci-Fi-entist KrustyMADfaker
"I didn't give up. The equipment
malfunctioned!"
"This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in."
-Bela Lugosi