UPCOMING CHANGES Re: Let's get this over wih...

From: Unclaimed Mysteries <k4doh@mindspring.com>
Date: Wed, May 28, 2003 3:53 AM

The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
> Unclaimed Mysteries <k4doh@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>For your convenience and security, several changes will need to be made.
>>
>>
>>(1) From now on, butterflies will be known as "knucklebirds."
>>
>
>
> 2) Flowers are slow-motion orgasms. Some of them last *years*.
>

3) Disrespecting security cameras by flipping them off or *gerning* at
them is prohibited.

--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth."
-Albert Einstein, authority

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From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>

> >>(1) From now on, butterflies will be known as "knucklebirds."
> >
> > 2) Flowers are slow-motion orgasms. Some of them last *years*.
>
> 3) Disrespecting security cameras by flipping them off or *gerning* at
> them is prohibited.

in my earnest desire to maintain my facade of Law-Abiding Citizen, i request
some clarification of cnahnge #3. does this mean we can no longer find an
isolated security camera and stage Greek tragedies for them? how about short
plays?

nikolai
---
it's the only exposure some theatre gets these days

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From: Unclaimed Mysteries <k4doh@mindspring.com>

In the near future, you may assume that *any* play, whether performed on
public stage, private club, or in your own bathroom, will be be a work
performed for security cameras. Meanwhile we hope to have more
patrio-theatrical approvals in time for the fall surveillance season.
However, due to a backlog in our review process, the only play currently
approved for public security camera performance is Strindberg's Miss
Julie. Go figure. Good luck, and thank you for your interest.

You aren't one of THESE people are you?
http://www.notbored.org/the-scp.html

--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth."
-Albert Einstein, authority

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From: kdetal@aol.com (KD et al)

>does this mean we can no longer find an
>> isolated security camera and stage Greek tragedies for them?

Greek tragedies can be found in every suburban living room.

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From: Reverend DJ Epoch <niunyabiz@noway.com>

Unclaimed Mysteries <k4doh@mindspring.com> wrote:

> The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>> Unclaimed Mysteries <k4doh@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>
>>>For your convenience and security, several changes will need to be
>>>made.
>>>
>>>
>>>(1) From now on, butterflies will be known as "knucklebirds."
>>>
>>
>>
>> 2) Flowers are slow-motion orgasms. Some of them last *years*.
>>
>
>
> 3) Disrespecting security cameras by flipping them off or *gerning* at
> them is prohibited.
>

4) Your worst fears will NOT be developed into a "Made for TV" movie but
will go direct to DVD.

_________________
-- The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion
-- Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall
-- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
-- Reverend DJ Epoch, prop. and janitor

Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site at:
http://revdjepoch.US

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a regular exercise program." -- Blackout

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From: Unclaimed Mysteries <k4doh@mindspring.com>

Reverend DJ Epoch wrote:
> Unclaimed Mysteries <k4doh@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
>>>Unclaimed Mysteries <k4doh@mindspring.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>For your convenience and security, several changes will need to be
>>>>made.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>(1) From now on, butterflies will be known as "knucklebirds."
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>2) Flowers are slow-motion orgasms. Some of them last *years*.
>>>
>>
>>
>>3) Disrespecting security cameras by flipping them off or *gerning* at
>>them is prohibited.
>>
>
>
> 4) Your worst fears will NOT be developed into a "Made for TV" movie but
> will go direct to DVD.
>

Dude, that's pretty harsh. But so be it.

Corry
--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

"Alabama: the Jackhammer State!" - Dan Rather, Nov. 08, 2000

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From: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI)

Unclaimed Mysteries <k4doh@mindspring.com> wrote:
> nikolai kingsley wrote:
> >>>>(1) From now on, butterflies will be known as "knucklebirds."
> >>>
> >>>2) Flowers are slow-motion orgasms. Some of them last *years*.
> >>
> >>3) Disrespecting security cameras by flipping them off or *gerning* at
> >>them is prohibited.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > in my earnest desire to maintain my facade of Law-Abiding Citizen, i request
> > some clarification of cnahnge #3. does this mean we can no longer find an
> > isolated security camera and stage Greek tragedies for them? how about short
> > plays?
> >
>
> In the near future, you may assume that *any* play, whether performed on
> public stage, private club, or in your own bathroom, will be be a work
> performed for security cameras.

And because of the technology transfer medium, all security camera
"works" will become property of Microsoft.

-APLY

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