Rally the Armies of Compassion!

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com>
Date: Sat, Aug 14, 2004 2:53 AM

That's what the currently reigning Plutocrat commanded us to do in a
speech here on the now cursed earth of once beautiful Portland Oregon.
Rally the Armies of Compassion! Invade other nations in Armored
Vehicles of Generosity! Kill tens of thousands of civilians with
Weapons of Kindness and Charity! Make millions of Dollars of Love for
the Plutocracy!

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From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

nenslo wrote:
> That's what the currently reigning Plutocrat
> commanded us to do in a speech here on the now
> cursed earth of once beautiful Portland Oregon.

Portland was once all beautiful and green and Boobah,
but now it has become like one of the ickier Bosch
paintings, with horrid mutant animals running around
playing trumpets out their asses, columns of smoke
rising up around destroying armies, and half-built
space age architecture full of people fornicating
while skeletons gawk at them.

> Rally the Armies of Compassion! Invade other
> nations in Armored Vehicles of Generosity! Kill
> tens of thousands of civilians with Weapons of
> Kindness and Charity! Make millions of Dollars
> of Love for the Plutocracy!

Onward hippie soldiers! Marching as to Peace Corps!
With the banner of PC, guiding us before! Kill the
icky Japanese, save the precious whales, eat no more
nasty red meat and tax espresso sales!

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

nu-monet v7.0 <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> nenslo wrote:
> >
> > That's what the currently reigning Plutocrat
> > commanded us to do in a speech here on the now
> > cursed earth of once beautiful Portland Oregon.
>
> Portland was once all beautiful and green and Boobah,
> but now it has become like one of the ickier Bosch
> paintings, with horrid mutant animals running around
> playing trumpets out their asses, columns of smoke
> rising up around destroying armies, and half-built
> space age architecture full of people fornicating
> while skeletons gawk at them.
>
> > Rally the Armies of Compassion! Invade other
> > nations in Armored Vehicles of Generosity! Kill
> > tens of thousands of civilians with Weapons of
> > Kindness and Charity! Make millions of Dollars
> > of Love for the Plutocracy!
>
> Onward hippie soldiers! Marching as to Peace Corps!
> With the banner of PC, guiding us before! Kill the
> icky Japanese, save the precious whales, eat no more
> nasty red meat and tax espresso sales!

Those Lemurians! They're almost as bad as the Canadians or the
Republicans! Only different!

Incidentally, I was talking with Dr. Drummond on the phone last night
and successfully directed him to the marvelous bulldada Canada-bashing
you ran on that St. Dave guy. He was most appreciative. Do England
next. Or Texas! I'd suggest Ohio but there's not much to "do".

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From: "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> I'd suggest Ohio but there's not much to "do".

Well, there's the annual colonic buckeye stuffing
contests, though the real champions just shove 20
or so up their bum to steady themselves when they
are competing in the fried turkey testicle gobbling.

Magnificant stamina is achieved by doing nothing
but talk about the weather and weather prediction
for several hours each day, forever.

"The dog is licking his smegma, three more weeks of
summer!"

"When the cows turn blue and rot, means a storm is
pretty soon!"

And then, of course, there is the Cleveland Indians.

--
"We've pretty much just been patrolling
and flying helicopters all over the place,
and when we see something bad, we blow it up."
-- Maj. David Holahan, US Marines

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From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>

in reply to "nu-monet v7.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>:
>nenslo wrote:
>>
>> That's what the currently reigning Plutocrat
>> commanded us to do in a speech here on the now
>> cursed earth of once beautiful Portland Oregon.
>
>Portland was once all beautiful and green and Boobah,
>but now it has become like one of the ickier Bosch
>paintings, with horrid mutant animals running around
>playing trumpets out their asses, columns of smoke
>rising up around destroying armies, and half-built
>space age architecture full of people fornicating
>while skeletons gawk at them.
>
>> Rally the Armies of Compassion! Invade other
>> nations in Armored Vehicles of Generosity! Kill
>> tens of thousands of civilians with Weapons of
>> Kindness and Charity! Make millions of Dollars
>> of Love for the Plutocracy!
>
>Onward hippie soldiers! Marching as to Peace Corps!
>With the banner of PC, guiding us before! Kill the
>icky Japanese, save the precious whales, eat no more

Having designated the people of Nippon as extraterrestials, I worship
them.

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