Lyndon Baines Johnson was Re: SubG site blocked by feds

From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Date: Fri, Aug 15, 2003

Rev. Mack wrote:
> Well, see...I work down here in Austin, Texas
> at the LBJ Library...
>
> ...When I try to look at the SubG site, I get
> this message...
> *******************************
>
> MISUSE OF THIS SERVICE IS A FEDERAL CRIME AND
> MAY LEAD TO DISCIPLINARY AND/OR ADVERSE ACTION.
>
> The NARA Internet Filter has BLOCKED the
> requested site because it requires excessive
> network resources or contains inappropriate
> content...

No problem. I propose the following:

A SINGLE web page, containing ARTWORK that has to
do, even in an infinitesimal way, with Lyndon
Baines Johnson (LBJ), should be put up on SubSite.

Then, if some a.b.s. arteest(s) would just NAME
THEIR ARTWORK something with LBJ in it, it, BY
DEFINITION it is appropriate for the LBJ Library!

In fact, if they even want to put this "Lyndon
Baines Johnson" thread up on a webpage, IT TOO
qualifies SubSite to enter the REALITY OF WHAT
FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND OTHERS MAY LOOK AT WITHOUT
FEAR THAT THEIR EYEBALLS WILL MELT.

Strike a blow for freedom! Say something about
LBJ today!

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

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Subject: Re: Lyndon Baines Johnson was Re: SubG site blocked by feds
From: zosodada@aol.com (Zosodada)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Aug 15, 2003 2:43 PM
Message-ID: <20030815144320.07063.00000025@mb-m26.aol.com>

<< Strike a blow for freedom! Say something about
LBJ today! >>

That neckwound rumor :
somebody "just made that shit up". . .

Attn.: SubPenis Hecklers
Yah, uh, kik 'um inna nutz. Haw! Haw!

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From: subspecies23@aol.comyourmom (SubSpecies23)

"My girlfriend's so stupid, she thinks LBJ is spanish for 'Blowjob'" -- Dennis
Miller.

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EVERY SQUARE FUCKDORK WITH A PIPE... *IS NOT "BOB"* -- Ivan Stang

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From: "Dr. Rev. Chuck, M.D. P.A." <cdub@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com>

LBJ pulled out before he came.

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From: Unclaimed Mysteries <k4doh@mindspring.com>

nu-monet v6.0 wrote:
> Rev. Mack wrote:
>
>>Well, see...I work down here in Austin, Texas
>>at the LBJ Library...
>>
>>...When I try to look at the SubG site, I get
>>this message...
>>*******************************
>>
>>MISUSE OF THIS SERVICE IS A FEDERAL CRIME AND
>>MAY LEAD TO DISCIPLINARY AND/OR ADVERSE ACTION.
>>
>>The NARA Internet Filter has BLOCKED the
>>requested site because it requires excessive
>>network resources or contains inappropriate
>>content...
>
>
>
> No problem. I propose the following:
>
> A SINGLE web page, containing ARTWORK that has to
> do, even in an infinitesimal way, with Lyndon
> Baines Johnson (LBJ), should be put up on SubSite.
>
> Then, if some a.b.s. arteest(s) would just NAME
> THEIR ARTWORK something with LBJ in it, it, BY
> DEFINITION it is appropriate for the LBJ Library!
>
> In fact, if they even want to put this "Lyndon
> Baines Johnson" thread up on a webpage, IT TOO
> qualifies SubSite to enter the REALITY OF WHAT
> FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND OTHERS MAY LOOK AT WITHOUT
> FEAR THAT THEIR EYEBALLS WILL MELT.
>
> Strike a blow for freedom! Say something about
> LBJ today!

AS usual, Mister Dec is the answer, and I quote:

"So the kiddish gangster Teddy Roosevelt lured midwestern Dope McKinley
into New York for extermination like the lowly guttermouth big L.B.
Johnson lured playboy sodomist eat-with-the-Mafia Jack Kennedy into his
home town Dallas wide open. People say it was the three brothers Sam,
Milton and Lyman Jacobsen who with the judges feloniously swindled the
Governor of Texas out of the U.S. Senator election shortly before Lyman
was fixed as the compromise choice for Jack Kennedy's Vice Presidential
nominee. Who ever saw a Lyndon married to a tiny runt Birdie under
Computer God orders even Birdie now has changed her name for historical
purposes to Lady Bird nu? And even her Ethiopian surname is now changed
to Taylor. It was the scummy bum lowly gangster Lyman as President who
had the gigantic Tsarina swimming pool deepened several feet to a
regular swimming pool and regularly had naked sodomy swimming parties
with women personnel. GANGSTER MONKEY SEE, GANGSTER MONKEY DO."

That's probably already on the site. The passage *could* use a little
illustration ... especially the swimming pool. And the women personnel.

Corry
--

It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net

"I think all foreigners should stop interfering in the internal affairs
of Iraq." --Paul Wolfowitz

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From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)

>Strike a blow for freedom! Say something about
>LBJ today!

Lyndon Johnson was one of the best presidents to succeed to the presidency
following an assassination within my memory.

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Bobdiddley wrote:
> >Strike a blow for freedom! Say something about
> >LBJ today!
> >
>
> Lyndon Johnson was one of the best presidents to
> succeed to the presidency following an assassination
> within my memory.

Al Haig was pretty good, too.

--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)

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