3,000 feared dead in North Korea train crash

From: fenian <fenian@start.ca>
Date: Thu, Apr 22, 2004 9:06 PM

Here's another 'oh shit'....

3,000 feared dead in North Korea train crash
Thats one HELL of train crash!!

This is making my tin foil hat vibrate a little.

-two fuel-laden trains
-Yonhap reports that North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il had passed
through Ryongchon station nine hours earlier, after a secret trip he
had made to China.
-A Yonhap journalist told Associated Press it appeared that North
Korea had severed its phone lines and was shutting down its border
with China following the incident.

http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2004/04/22/world/korea_trains040422

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Here's your oh shit x 10:

Dick Cheney just told China to make NK abandon
nuclear weapons, or the US would arm or allow
to arm themselves Japan and TAIWAN.

The Chinese immediately summoned Kim Jong Il
to tell him to disarm NOW.

Most likely, being a crazy sumbitch, Kim told
the Chinese to fuck themselves. Bad idea.

This train depot, 12 miles south of the border
has Chinese all over the place. Most likely,
Chinese agents were ordered to "make a really
big boom." "Really BIG?" "REALLY BIG."

NK cuts off China. This tells China that its
message has been received, but will not be
complied with, because Kim is one crazy
motherfucker.

THAT IS THE SITUATION RIGHT NOW. POSSIBLES:

1) China waits awhile, then sends another
message to Kim, by some means.

2) China sends a message to some of Kim's
generals, advising them that Kim had soon
better be feeling really air-conditioned.
If THEY do not comply:

3) China sends its SOUTH Korean ambassador to
visit the SOUTH Koreans, to assure them that
their will be some NOISY redecoration going on
up NORTH, but they shouldn't worry about it.

4) China sends about THREE FUCKING ARMIES into
NK, with a mission to decapitate that imbecile
and recover any and all nuclear ANYTHING. At
which point, once Russia and the US are able to
defacate again:

5) China could WIN THE LOTTERY. Instead of
setting up some new worthless NK government,
turn NK over to SK, resulting in a UNIFIED KOREA.
The Chinese would:

a) Get a new best buddy (Korea) in the whole
wide world.
b) Get the US out of Korea.
c) Get a BIG ASS trading partner.
d) Get a major ally in their cultural sphere.
e) Make trillions of dollars in the process.
f) Probably guarantee the easiest xfer of Taiwan
imagineable.
g) Have what amounts to a domino effect of
everybody in East Asia and Oceania wanting to
be China's buddy.
h) Even the US would owe China a major cookie.

And all because Dick Cheney said so.

--
Rev. nu-monet
Founder and High Priest
Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)

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From: fenian <fenian@start.ca>

"nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
>fenian wrote:
>> 3,000 feared dead in North Korea train crash
>5) China could WIN THE LOTTERY. Instead of
>setting up some new worthless NK government,
>turn NK over to SK, resulting in a UNIFIED KOREA.
>The Chinese would:
>
> a) Get a new best buddy (Korea) in the whole
> wide world.
> b) Get the US out of Korea.
> c) Get a BIG ASS trading partner.
> d) Get a major ally in their cultural sphere.
> e) Make trillions of dollars in the process.
> f) Probably guarantee the easiest xfer of Taiwan
> imagineable.
> g) Have what amounts to a domino effect of
> everybody in East Asia and Oceania wanting to
> be China's buddy.
> h) Even the US would owe China a major cookie.

Would they perhaps keep on truckin, down into South Korea, instead of
turning over the North to it? What you say makes a lot of sense, and
would be of more benefit to China than to invade, which would
obviously raise the hackles of Mothra et al. Also, would Kim be nuts
enough to throw everything he's got at the Chinese, starting a
prolonged war?

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

"You can't apply rational thought to irrational people." - Mama Vertigo

Who knows how nuts Kim is?

--
"A cry in the dark
Disappears into the void
PLONK"
-- Joe Cosby

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From: "ghost" <ghost@ghost.net>

"nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> fenian wrote:
> > Here's another 'oh shit'....
> >
> > 3,000 feared dead in North Korea train crash
> > Thats one HELL of train crash!!
> >
> > This is making my tin foil hat vibrate a little.
> >
> > -two fuel-laden trains
> > -Yonhap reports that North Korean leader Kim
> > Jong-Il had passed through Ryongchon station
> > nine hours earlier, after a secret trip he
> > had made to China.
> > -A Yonhap journalist told Associated Press it
> > appeared that North Korea had severed its phone
> > lines and was shutting down its border with
> > China following the incident.
> >
> > http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2004/04/22/world/korea_trains040422
>
>
> Here's your oh shit x 10:
>
> Dick Cheney just told China to make NK abandon
> nuclear weapons, or the US would arm or allow
> to arm themselves Japan and TAIWAN.
>
> The Chinese immediately summoned Kim Jong Il
> to tell him to disarm NOW.
>
> Most likely, being a crazy sumbitch, Kim told
> the Chinese to fuck themselves. Bad idea.
>
> This train depot, 12 miles south of the border
> has Chinese all over the place. Most likely,
> Chinese agents were ordered to "make a really
> big boom." "Really BIG?" "REALLY BIG."
>
> NK cuts off China. This tells China that its
> message has been received, but will not be
> complied with, because Kim is one crazy
> motherfucker.
>
> THAT IS THE SITUATION RIGHT NOW. POSSIBLES:
>
> 1) China waits awhile, then sends another
> message to Kim, by some means.
>
> 2) China sends a message to some of Kim's
> generals, advising them that Kim had soon
> better be feeling really air-conditioned.
> If THEY do not comply:
>
> 3) China sends its SOUTH Korean ambassador to
> visit the SOUTH Koreans, to assure them that
> their will be some NOISY redecoration going on
> up NORTH, but they shouldn't worry about it.
>
> 4) China sends about THREE FUCKING ARMIES into
> NK, with a mission to decapitate that imbecile
> and recover any and all nuclear ANYTHING. At
> which point, once Russia and the US are able to
> defacate again:
>
> 5) China could WIN THE LOTTERY. Instead of
> setting up some new worthless NK government,
> turn NK over to SK, resulting in a UNIFIED KOREA.
> The Chinese would:
>
> a) Get a new best buddy (Korea) in the whole
> wide world.
> b) Get the US out of Korea.
> c) Get a BIG ASS trading partner.
> d) Get a major ally in their cultural sphere.
> e) Make trillions of dollars in the process.
> f) Probably guarantee the easiest xfer of Taiwan
> imagineable.
> g) Have what amounts to a domino effect of
> everybody in East Asia and Oceania wanting to
> be China's buddy.
> h) Even the US would owe China a major cookie.
>
>
> And all because Dick Cheney said so.
>
>

or j) Kim Jong Il tells China (again) to go fuck themselves up their billion
collective asses. China screws up big time, sends huge Chinese army to
invade NK... which is met by huge CRAZED STARVING NK army swarming up from
underground tunnels. Theatre nuke exchanges along the Yalu. Many radioactive
craters later, both sides mutually surrender due to exhaustion.

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