STERNO'S REJECTED PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN SCREENPLAY!!!!!!!

From: KILLME@killme.com (Rev. Sternodox)
Date: Wed, Aug 13, 2003

Ahoy There!

by Rev. Sternodox

Once upon a time there was these pirates that stumbled over on this
treasure map on this island that they found after they had drunk all the
rum and had a orgy and butt-fucked each other for almost all day long.
Then after the orgy where they all buttfucked each other until their
rectums were ragged and bloody and encrusted with shit blisters they found
the map but it wasn't really a treasure map it was a map put there by this
giant alien who's twenty ton dick dripped acid at the rate of 56 gallons
per hour and it led straight to a trap to catch humans so it could
buttfuck them except that the pirates didn't know that. Then the pirates
followed the map to across the ocean and found the island that the map
said there would be treasure on. So the pirates were so happy that they
were going to find treasure that they drank up another of the sixty
thousand hundred kegs of rum that they had got from this rum ship that was
going to Cuba and then they had a orgy again but only this time just some
of the pirates butt-fucked each other and not all of them but the captain
did. And also on the rum ship there was these twenty real pretty young
ladies who had on these real tight dresses that showed their tits and
asses and stuff and they all screamed when the pirates got on their ship
but didn't know that the pirates only liked to buttfuck with themselves
and the girls got real disgusted and then about cracked up when the
pirates didn't want to fuck them but just snuck down in the hold while
they were robbing the rum off the ship and sneaked around and buttfucked
each other but not the girls. Then they went on the island but the alien's
trap got most of them but then the trap malfunctioned and turned into a
time machine that went in the future to New York City where there was this
live sex show on Times Square. So the pirates that didn't get killed by
the alien's machine found themselves in the street on 42nd street and they
saw a movie that had a girl that was fucking a dog and they went in there.
Then they traded some pirate money to a young boy so he would give them
all a blow job but it was a undercover police woman who was disguised as a
man who arrested them and took them to Riker's Island. Then a guy who
always wanted a pirate to butt-fuck him found out about them and bailed
them out but he was a guy who didn't like dirty people and when he found
out that the pirates didn't take a bath he didn't want them to buttfuck
him any more. So they had to go back to jail but the batteries on the time
machine had wore out so they were took out of the New York City time but
didn't get back to all the way to their own time but got stuck in the time
of Thomas Edison. So Thomas Edison and Benjamin Franklin were homos and
they were butt-fucking when the pirates landed right in the middle of
their bed. It killed Benjamin Franklin but Thomas Edison still was alive
and had invented the electricity already a few years ago so he rigged up a
device that would open the time field again so the pirates could go back.
But suddenly King Kong came over the hill but not really the real King
Kong but a giant robot that a guy from the future had made that had
already eaten Shirley Temple and Ruth Buzzie and was going to eat John
Agar but that zombie from a couple of the other stories I wrote came in
his nuclear helicopter and killed him. So the pirates then went on a
vacation and found that they had accidently brought eighty hundred
thousand tons of heroin with them back from New York City when they were
there. So they all took all the heroin and felt real good like they were
going to buttfuck each other again but then they ODed and died and went to
Hell where they all got butt-fucked by Satan in the ass for all eternity
and their relatives and ancestors did too.

The End

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