STERNO'S HENDRIX QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: KILLME@killme.com (Rev. Sternodox)
Date: Wed, Aug 6, 2003

What's your favorite Hendrix song you fucking alt.slack Moonie-bitch-man
anal sphincter toe-jam wannabes, who can all lick a giant FELCH-CHRIST
vaginal ooze plate and spunk in your own dead fucking eye sockets you
shit-begrimed, psuedo-butt bippie gripe ass wanging
hang-a-damn-pack-up-your-ass fucking COOTER JUICE SLURPY injectors. You
are SUCH FUCKING SUCK ASS losers that you couldn't fucking piss your way
out of a goddam BOOT FACTORY if somebody paid you to tie yourself to a
dead fucking BABOON while you were busy buttfucking your goddam neighbor's
fucking CHIHUAHUA, do you know that? I mean to tell you that you
alt.slack.muthafux are SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP!!!!! I mean TOTALLY ate up with
the fucking DUMB ASS! You wouldn't know shit if it came up and fucked you
in the NOSE HOLE you fucking shitdicks who love nothing more than smearing
SHIT and WHIGGER SNOT on a rag, putting it in your mouth, drooling a
mixture of shit, snot, vaginal ooze, bloody cum and SHIT PISS all over
your DICKS and then paying somebody to FUCK IT WITH A CORPSE'S DICK before
you EAT THE WHOLE SCHLEMEIL on fucking Saturday morning TELEVISION! Do ANY
of you fucking alt.slack BONER BITERS have a fucking clue in HELL how
utterly PUSSY-STINK FACED each of you fucking IS? I fucking doubt it. In
fact, if I didn't fucking take the goddam time to delineate your fucking
WORTHLESSNESS, I don't think you'd be fucking intelligent enough to
realize that the best thing you could do is cut your fucking DICKS AND
CUNTS off, stuff them into a burlap sack, tie the sack up with
CHANCRE-SOAKED RAT GUT, drop the whole mess into the fucking BLACK LAGOON
and wait for some dying, piss-drinking wino to find it so he could BUTT
FUCK it all night and then fucking BLOOD FUCK it the next morning while he
was puking and shaking and fucking DYING!!!

Mine's "Voodoo Child"

- Rev. Pope Sternodox

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Sometimes it's "1983" and other times it's the live "Machine Gun" from
Band of Gypsies.

When the Hendrix egroup was polled on this a few years ago, the
super-maniacal Hendrix worshippers put "Hey Baby" at the top followed
by "Machine Gun" and "1983". Guitar players in general polled about the
same thing said "Machine Gun". In fact that was not just the generic
guitar player's favorite Hendrix song, it was their favorite SONG,
y'assle.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Kristopher Barrett, the man from ZOG <19980705@kbarrett.cotse.net> wrote:
> "In the Navy"?

How about WORST Hendrix song? "Three Little Bears?" NO! It's be the
version of "Fuck Her in the AAAASSSSSSssssss" that he does with Jim
Morrison.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: zosodada@aol.com (Zosodada)

<< When the Hendrix egroup was polled on this a few years ago, the
super-maniacal Hendrix worshippers put "Hey Baby" at the top followed
by "Machine Gun" and "1983". Guitar players in general polled about the
same thing said "Machine Gun". In fact that was not just the generic
guitar player's favorite Hendrix song, it was their favorite SONG,
y'assle. >>

How do you feel about that live Isley Brothers album-side that goes from
MACHINE GUN into their version of Neil Young's OHIO (the Kent State tradgedy
anthem)? When they were DRINKING PISS and shooting SYRINGES of STINK blood FART
CLOTS up their ASSES with a CORPSES DICK and PUKING MUTATED STILL-BORN
EIGHT-DICKED ACID ALIENS with a MILLION GALLONS OF RANCID CUM IN THEIR MOUTH ?
Remember that one?

Hear My Train A-Commin' (sic?)

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
> When the Hendrix egroup was polled on this a few years ago, the
> super-maniacal Hendrix worshippers put "Hey Baby" at the top followed
> by "Machine Gun" and "1983". Guitar players in general polled about the
> same thing said "Machine Gun". In fact that was not just the generic
> guitar player's favorite Hendrix song, it was their favorite SONG,
> y'assle.

Funny...as much as I came to love Hendrix early on, the song that
really won me over was "One Rainy Wish." He did a show in Harlem where
his psychedelic aspect was hooted down by the crowd, but they warmed
right up when he gave them the R&B-root stuff. He had quite a few
facets many seem to gloss over too easily. Remember, he was quite
adept at the upright bass and the Hammond organ. MmHmm!

I was never impressed by Elvis' hip-swiveling material as such, but
when you hear the little bugger do gospel, you hear the real GIFT of
the man. "One Rainy Wish" is unutterably lovely and shows the quiet
heart Jimi had from which the drew the POWER he's famed for. Maybe
some dismiss it a bit as a touch sappy or hippiefied, a tangent from
the "real" Jimi works, but I recall a rainy Friday morning when I
played that on the air and had an old lady call in to say how
beautiful she thought it was. When you can cross a line like that, you
gots Old Man God's golden thumbprint on yer forehead.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
A coolness rating of 40 MegaFonzies!

"For every child, rich or poor, there's a time of running through
a dark place;
and there's no word for a child's fear and no ears to hear it if
there was a word
and no one to understand it if they heard.
God save the little children! They abide and they endure."
- from "Night of the Hunter," screenplay by James Agee.

"How's that 6-toed 0possum-baby your mother had with redneck?'
- 'King of the Hill"

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