From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 9, 2003
Asquire <asquire1313@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Yeah Yeah, stop your whining!!! The "Dobbsfilm
Shorties" DVD you sold me
> didnt even work!!!! and do you hear me complaining??
NO!!!
What??!? Now that's SERIOUS. Not load at all? Load but
not play? Play
but not all the way? Did I put the label on the wrong
side? DETAILS, we
need DETAILS! These kids. No formal education in the
scientific method.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB
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From: "Asquire" <asquire1313@hotmail.com>
Hehehe, it wont read.....im thinking maybe the labels
on the wrong
side....whatcha think?
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Legume <none@yerbiz.com> wrote:
> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> > What??!? Now that's SERIOUS. Not load at all?
Load but not play? Play
> > but not all the way? Did I put the label on
the wrong side? DETAILS,
> > we need DETAILS! These kids. No formal education
in the scientific
> > method.
>
> The one you sent me a few weeks back doesn't load
either. I just figured,
> "well, it's a SubGenius DVD...what did I expect?".
Well, it was a SubGenius... why did I bother?
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From: "Blackout" <blackout@sususaywhatsubgenius.com>
that bumper sticker I bought had pretty shitty glue on it
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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>> The one you sent me a few weeks back doesn't
load either. I just
>> figured, "well, it's a SubGenius DVD...what
did I expect?".
>
> Well, it was a SubGenius... why did I bother?
Heh, yeah, zackly. Best to just laugh it off as serendipity
of the luck
plane.
--
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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Mecagum les cinc llagues de Crist,
mecagum D'eu, en la creu, en el fuster
que la fue i en fill de puta que va plantar el pi
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From: Champion Jack Codini <Codini@subgeniusdot.whatever>
The one I've got does load and play OK. However, after
each short
piece, it just goes right into the next piece instead
of defaulting
back to the menu it came from. So, if you want to skip
around, you
have to press the menu button and scroll through all
the menus again.
I'm sure you meant for that to happen.
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From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@subgenius.com>
You're supposed to prop your eyes open with toothpicks
and just download
it all straight into your brane pan.
PS: Too bad you weren't at X-Day this was the year
I was going to
invite you to Magdalen's Secret Bukkake Party!!
But only if you made that guacamole again.
--
They are mean because they are rejects from society.
--Bill Palmer on SubGenii
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From: KRONOS <null@void.com>
Guacamole bukkake? Now that's sick!
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
>You're already swimming in a sea of spoog and always
have been. You
>merely must learn to DISCERN it. To truly "TASTE"
the spoog. Then and
>only then will you know your true Destiny. But first
you must open your
>SPOOG SENSE. Give the Foundation another $3000 and
it will happen.
Give to the spooge-blind today.
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
"My used underwear
is legal tender in
28 countries!"
--"Bob"
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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>
"nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
>I like to think of you as kinda the
>"Capo de Popo"
"The Pope's hat"?
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
Fuck the good fight.
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From: ridetheory@yahoo.com (ignatz topolino)
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message
> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc., as opposed to the
Church, is a
> dictatorship under me as Sacred Scribe. Don't worry;
I am slavishly
> devoted to the Wor of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.
(MY interpretation, anyway.)
> Since I'm such a half-assed dictator, I mostly
go along with what my
> sub-dictators, mainly Magdalen and Jesus, dictate.
In fact very little
> dictating gets done, either way.
And what little dictating does get done, your minions
don't pay it no
never mind anyway.
And then you forget about it.
Yessir, this may just be the PERFECT dictatorship!
iggy topo
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