Revelation from Hope

From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>
Date: Thu, Sep 25, 2003 2:58 PM

Early this morning, as I was making my way to empty my bladder, so I
do not believe I was asleep when this happened, I received a message.

The message was in the form of a vision of a black and white
photograph of Bob Hope in his prime. However, the message was clear:

"Filming of 'The Road To Utopia' is essential to the time stream."

So please, my fellow chrononauts: if you happen to meet Bob Hope
during this period of his life - don't fuck with him.

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Subject: Re: Revelation from Hope
From: "Proud Baby Mudfoot" <me@privacy.net>
Someone needs to graphically document this event for the archives. Complete
with the stunned/whatever look on your face, the 'vision' floating in air
above the loo... Or wherever. That would be a neat picture.

"The Revelation of IMBJR #13013" - Future generations will look upon it
with awe! "What a lucky guy!" Actually, I'd contribute cash money to
comission Robt. Williams to do this. He'd be perfect for the task. Even
sounds like something he'd do...

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From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>

See a.b.s. for a sort of interpretation.

>
>"The Revelation of IMBJR #13013" - Future generations will look upon it
>with awe! "What a lucky guy!" Actually, I'd contribute cash money to
>comission Robt. Williams to do this. He'd be perfect for the task. Even
>sounds like something he'd do...

I'm interested to hear of other relevations of this nature. I'd like
to see if there's a pattern.

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From: "Proud Baby Mudfoot" <me@privacy.net>

I just saw it.That was deep...

My first repsonse might have
been: "Oh, yeah? This time line is already fucked!"

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From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>

Maybe I got it wrong. Maybe we should fux with that movie. I'm this
close to ordering the DVD to see if there are any messages in it for
me.

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

> I'm interested to hear of other relevations of this nature. I'd like
> to see if there's a pattern.

You need to talk to iDRMRSR. He just posted about a similar vision.
Or rather, a vision under similar circumstances.

He wrote in part:

In the same vein, however, I have JUST SUCH A PROPHECY to share with all
you SubGenii and SubGeniae. I must preface this prophecy with an
explanation.

I sleep with a machine that looks like an F. LeMur inspired gas mask
that pumps air into my raspy air sacs so I don't drown in my own blubber
as I slumber. This machine causes me not to wake up until my bladder
fills!

As a result, I have the deepest REM sleep humanly possible outside the
womb. And in this state, I have some of the most vivid extranormal
dreams, sounds, and visions you can imagine.

Last week, I arose with a foamy urge to pee, directly out from under
Morpheus' death like cloak. On the way to drain it, I stopped at my PC
side desk, and wrote the following words, I believe, the name of someone
(to be) important:

PIPI DADSUL

Wasn't she an assistant set designer on The Road to Utopia?
She's not listed at IMDB: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0038032/fullcredits
(Although strangely, Paul Newman is)

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

I'm spooked, yet hopeful! Deep rumblings in the Collective Unconscious.
The vast Silly-Putty-like ocean of Happenstance is quaking and
rippling. What portendeth these signs and omens? Could X-Day be
approaching? Is it finally 1998? Will "Bob" send me that paycheck, or
replace my van?

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)

PRABOB

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

I was mistaken about Paul Newman. It was Paul Newlan (gotta remember to wear
my glasses). HOWEVER!! When following the trail of Paul Newlan, we are lead
DIRECTLY to another film! ABBOT AND COSTELLO GO TO MARS!! And when was THAT
film released? NINETEEN AND FIFTY THREE!!

19 + 53 = 72

Paul 'Tiny' Newlan died at the age of 70!!

His last film was "There Was a Crooked Man" which was released in 19*70*!!

Paul 'Tiny' Newlan was born in 1903 and died in 1973.

1973 - 1953 = 20
20 - 19 = 1
2003 + 1 = 2004

X-Day 7 will be held in 2004!!!

2004 = 1998!!!!

"Why," do I hear you asking? ITS SIMPLE!

1973 + 20 = 1993
1993 + (2004 - 2000) = 1997
1997 + (20 - 19) = 1998

July 5, 2004 = July 5, 1998!!!

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From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>

Egad! Unplug me!

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