What I'm Looking At Today Part 1

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Tue, May 6, 2003

What I'm Looking At Today

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From: Shining Path of Least Resistance <shinpath@osb.att.ne.jp>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
>What I'm Looking At Today
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>For SubSITE
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my...brain....hurts.....

cue that cartoon of a crashed car
labeled "my brain" wrapped around
a tree labeled "Bob."

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Shining Path of Least Resistance <shinpath@osb.att.ne.jp> wrote:
> my...brain....hurts.....
> > cue that cartoon of a crashed car
> labeled "my brain" wrapped around
> a tree labeled "Bob."

I have this, but mine is a C5A Galaxy cargo jet wrapped around a
statue of Elvis. Boy, them is some painful sinuses, ah tell ya whut.

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