From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Sat, Jun 7, 2003
Jarto <_jarto_@excite.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 01 Jun 2003 01:08:04 +0100, Jarto <_jarto_@excite.com>
wrote:
>
> >I'm volunteering to get the Art Mines Tunnel
11+12 back up again. You
> >said something about the existing volunteers
never getting around to
> >it, or something. Well, I will quite happily
resort em and mail-em to
> >ya, if ye want me too that is...another important
thing is that the
> >files still exist..if not, well....
I have to send you a CD of those Art Mines. In theory,
you wouldn't
have to mail me back anything but the revised HTML and
a folder of
thumbnail images.
You will be the fifth person I have sent that CD to,
who said they were
gonna fix it, though. The FIFTH. I fear to mail it to
you because
whosoever has gotten those disks from me in the past,
has subsequently
as much as vanished from SubGeniusdom rather than either
do the work or
admit they couldn't. As if there's a curse on that section,
or,
perhaps, on the concept of SubGenius Volunteer Work.
However, unlike the others, you have ALREADY PROVED
YOURSELF, by your
GODLIKE GRACE in tweaking HUNDREDS of text files already!
So I'll be
sure and enclose that CD with all the other MIGHTY PILES
of KEEN RARE
SWAG that I'll eventually mail. Even if the curse affects
you too, I
will have already gotten plenty of toil out of you already!
I need to put more of those revised sections on SubSITE too.
However I am in a RACE AGAINST TIME. I have to go to
Texas again in ONE
WEEK and I'll return barely in time for X-Day. Before
then I must edit
AND DUPE AND MAIL all THREE Hours of Slack that would
normally be
mailed out over the next 3 weekends. (they're REALLY
REALLY GOOD ONES,
though!) And make any swag that I'm gonna take to X-Day
to sell. (If
anybody has ANY specific requests you'd BETTER TELL
ME AHEAD OF TIME or
it probably won't be there.) And I must tweak up SubSITE
more, as best
I can. Oh yeah and the taxes. And those articles I was
gonna write. And
get that new stuff into the catalog. And I gotta get
a mass emailing
about ALL that out again soon. I guess editing LAST
X-Day's footage is
not to be. Damn, some was pretty good. BUT! Fuck 'em
if they can't take
a joke.
Incidentally, of the people who publically bragged that
they were gonna
download those text chunks and help me, none did. You
and Rocknar, and
Cobblestone, however, JUST SIMPLY DID THE TOIL, and
then sent the
finished results to me. This is why you are now a LIVING
SUBGENIUS
GOD-MAN, right up there on Mount O'Limp-Us with Jesus,
Magdalen,
Nickie, David Bachner, Chris Lee, the equipment donators,
Prostata and
the few others who have actually *done* pure toil that
involved
glorifying OTHER SubGenii BESIDES THEMSELVES.
FINE ART, RANTFUL WRITING, MUSIC and AUDIO COLLAGE CREATION
do not
count as toil; those are Slack. You arteests can't fool
me. In fact I'm
now going to stop thinking about the toil myself, because,
as you can
see, it's depressing to me, and I shall duck back into
the Slackful
Artistry part of my half-job, to perform the main hacking
and trimming
and tweaking of these fantabulous radio shows, which,
believe me, is
REALLY REALLY FUN, and makes up for all the tedious
crap that goes with
antirunning an anticult antibusiness. My beautiful new
wife is off
singing with her folk music group this particular Saturday,
otherwise
I'd be doing something even more Slackful than editing
Hour of Slack!
So I really shouldn't complain. But, you know, complaining
is Slack
too. Heck, for some, it has seemingly become the ONLY
form of Slack.
Anyway, thanks for the help you already did so far.
I am planning to
clean up and illustrate the indexes leading to those
pages ASAP. That
will also be fun in a strange "fanzine-making"
sort of way. But that
doesn't involve physical mailing or hauling of dozens
of physical
objects, so the radio show deadline is the more deadly.
Speaking of which, your audio cut-ups pepper the new
shows in an almost
Fernandinandian way! Like the noble Red Man and his
Buffalo, we
SubGenii do not waste a SINGLE BIT of alt.binaries.slack.
Even after
all the flesh is gone, the bones are carved into tools,
the hides made
into clothing or shelter, the oggs turned into transitional
mind-rips,
the jpgs made into souvineer T-shirts and coffee mugs,
not to mention
website art galleries without end. No profligate squandering
of natural
resources for us. EVERY PART IS USED.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB
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From: Jarto <sjSPAMj@hollwNOTith.fsnWELCOMEet.co.uk>
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
wrote:
>Jarto <_jarto_@excite.com> wrote:
>> Jarto <_jarto_@excite.com> wrote:
ill exist..if not, well....
>
>I have to send you a CD of those Art Mines. In theory,
you wouldn't
>have to mail me back anything but the revised HTML
and a folder of
>thumbnail images.
I know what you mean. People in charge of religions
seem to have a
problem with "unreliable people". Shit, man,
I've just been majorly
slacking majorly off, before loads of student exams
come along (and
revising too). I read through Pamphlet 1 and 2 again
yesterday also.
>You will be the fifth person I have sent that CD
to, who said they were
>gonna fix it, though. The FIFTH. I fear to mail
it to you because
>whosoever has gotten those disks from me in the
past, has subsequently
>as much as vanished from SubGeniusdom rather than
either do the work or
>admit they couldn't. As if there's a curse on that
section, or,
>perhaps, on the concept of SubGenius Volunteer Work.
There's 18 Fernandinande galleries on there! 18 damn
galleries.
Motivation enough?? I wish I was in this church from
the damn start.
>However, unlike the others, you have ALREADY PROVED
YOURSELF, by your
>GODLIKE GRACE in tweaking HUNDREDS of text files
already! So I'll be
>sure and enclose that CD with all the other MIGHTY
PILES of KEEN RARE
>SWAG that I'll eventually mail. Even if the curse
affects you too, I
>will have already gotten plenty of toil out of you
already!
More on de way. There is some Subgeniusy art in a.b.s.
too. IT FUCKS
WITH YER MIND!
>I need to put more of those revised sections on
SubSITE too.
>
>However I am in a RACE AGAINST TIME. I have to go
to Texas again in ONE
>WEEK and I'll return barely in time for X-Day. Before
then I must edit
>AND DUPE AND MAIL all THREE Hours of Slack that
would normally be
>mailed out over the next 3 weekends. (they're REALLY
REALLY GOOD ONES,
>though!) And make any swag that I'm gonna take to
X-Day to sell. (If
>anybody has ANY specific requests you'd BETTER TELL
ME AHEAD OF TIME or
>it probably won't be there.) And I must tweak up
SubSITE more, as best
>I can. Oh yeah and the taxes. And those articles
I was gonna write. And
>get that new stuff into the catalog. And I gotta
get a mass emailing
>about ALL that out again soon. I guess editing LAST
X-Day's footage is
>not to be. Damn, some was pretty good. BUT! Fuck
'em if they can't take
>a joke.
>
>Incidentally, of the people who publically bragged
that they were gonna
>download those text chunks and help me, none did.
You and Rocknar, and
>Cobblestone, however, JUST SIMPLY DID THE TOIL,
and then sent the
>finished results to me. This is why you are now
a LIVING SUBGENIUS
>GOD-MAN, right up there on Mount O'Limp-Us with
Jesus, Magdalen,
>Nickie, David Bachner, Chris Lee, the equipment
donators, Prostata and
>the few others who have actually *done* pure toil
that involved
>glorifying OTHER SubGenii BESIDES THEMSELVES.
>Anyway, thanks for the help you already did so far.
I am planning to
>clean up and illustrate the indexes leading to those
pages ASAP. That
>will also be fun in a strange "fanzine-making"
sort of way. But that
>doesn't involve physical mailing or hauling of dozens
of physical
>objects, so the radio show deadline is the more
deadly.
Humans News, had to be the most boring task of them
all so far, but
there you have it.
>Speaking of which, your audio cut-ups pepper the
new shows in an almost
>Fernandinandian way! Like the noble Red Man and
his Buffalo, we
>SubGenii do not waste a SINGLE BIT of alt.binaries.slack.
Even after
>all the flesh is gone, the bones are carved into
tools, the hides made
>into clothing or shelter, the oggs turned into transitional
mind-rips,
>the jpgs made into souvineer T-shirts and coffee
mugs, not to mention
>website art galleries without end. No profligate
squandering of natural
>resources for us. EVERY PART IS USED.
Thank you. I have downloaded loads of AUDIO crap to
cut up, so, more
may be on the way. However, Iam busy next week. As
Iam travelling to
Liverpool, playing with my band at the world famous
Cavern Club! On
Saturday the 14th.
This is us: www.littlecooey.com there's not a lot of
information
there, and the bassist is no longer Nick, it is actually
me.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/humber/music/raw_talent/bands/l/little_cooey.shtml
also.
Also, exams threaten my slack.
---
Jarto
"I'll not drink to that!" - Stang
"SLACK through HATE is not an unreasonable expectation."
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From: Lou Scannon <scannon@lmountain.com>
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
wrote:
>You will be the fifth person I have sent that CD
to, who said they were
>gonna fix it, though. The FIFTH. I fear to mail
it to you because
>whosoever has gotten those disks from me in the
past, has subsequently
>as much as vanished from SubGeniusdom
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