From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Tue, May 20, 2003
Rev. Ivan Stang <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
> Supposedly some Seattle radio station is about
to call me for a morning
> drive show... John and Mike on KMTT. Now I kind
of wish I had gone to
> bed before 4. Must... remember... "Bob's"...
name....
THANK GROBBS THAT'S OVER; now I can Frop. And resume packing.
It was fast and quite standard. I made sure this time
that the on-air
jocks understood that one certain key thing about the
Church. It's
awkward when they don't "get" THAT ONE CERTAIN
KEY THING.
Anyway, here are my notes for what I was gonna say.
They said it would
be 5 minutes and this is about how much you can wedge
in, on one of
these shows:
John Mike Bob KMTT
Worship guy named "Bob" Dobbs
Slack & Eternal Salvation or Triple Yr Money Back
Imaginary? Some say that about Jesus.
Famous - Fraud of the Century in Time mag-- beat out
Fallwell, Hubbard,
Pat Robertson, even Geraldo and Rush
So of course he's real.
End of the World -- our main focus for last 6 years
-- will end 7 am
July 5 1998, hasn't happened yet, therefore there must
be a CONSPIRACY
of NORMALS...
but, when the world is about to end, you'll do things
you would NEVER
normally do... we practice the End at this nudist campground...
Tho people laff & say Heaven's Gate jokes, the PARTIES
are SO GOOD that
we keep practicing for End of World anyway
Book of SubGenius, Rev-X, subsite
(I didn't get to the books -- they moved on to the Church
of Beer or
something. But I did manage to cram in that we HAVE
a website and that
we sell ordainments.)
Although I haven't done one of these drive-time rock
station fluff
things in a year or more, I have done probably 50 in
the past, and this
one was TRULY JUST EXACTLY LIKE ALL THE OTHER 5 MINUTE
MORNING DRIVE
TIME FLUFF-BITS -- except for the one in Cleveland (!)
where they jocks
were SO FUCKING DUMB that they thought *I* was the one
who was
believing that CHARLATAN "BOB"'s outlandish
bullshit, like some kind of
idiot.
Okay, now I have to pack and fly away to Texas for I
dunno how long.
Luckily there is a big nice new Mac computer where I'm
going. But not a
big nice DSL line. And I'm not sure if I'll be WORKING
much exactly.
Theoretically I'll be able to do email -- THANKS TO
MY HANDY DANDY
"SUBGENIUS.COM" MOVEABLE ALIAS, which I can
point to ANY account,
anywhere, as I move around.
BUT, X-Day is A-Comin' so I'm going to try to do FIST and shows and etc.
I left the new FIST in such a way that anyone who wants
to help "take
up some of the Slack" (he ha) can do so without
even promising me
they're going to, or making me send them special packages
repeatedly.
Thus relieving them of the pressure of actually DOING
it. They can tell
THEMSELVES and their FRIENDS they're "editors of
SubSITE," but if they
never actually get around to doing any of it, no one
will know the
difference. If they DO, and email me the results, then
they get the big
secret rewards and are my special buddies forever, and
the online FIST
looks less like alt.slack
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath
of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB
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