IMDB is Stalking Me

From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Date: Sat, Aug 16, 2003

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
> Somebody earlier posted the confusing results of a search re: the actor
> Arnold Stang, who worked with governor Schwarzenegger on the epic,
> "Hercules in New York."
>
> The results were confusing because while there was only one Arnold
> Stang link, there were 5 links to me and my various fake names:
>
> ********
> IMDb name search
>
> Here are the matches for person (cast or crew) =stang
>
> Actor
> Emil Stang Lund
> Douglass Smith (the reverend ivan stang)
> Douglass Smith (the reverend ivan stang)
> Arnold Stang
> Hans Jacob Stang
> Jack Stang
> John Stang
> Rainer Stang
>
> Actress
> Silje Stang
>
> Director
> Emil Stang Lund
> Douglass Smith (the reverend ivan stang)
> Douglass Smith (the reverend ivan stang)
>
> Writer
> Douglass Smith (the reverend ivan stang)
> Douglass Smith (the reverend ivan stang)
> Arnold Stang
>
> Production Designer
> Clayton Stang
>
> Editor
> Douglass Smith (the reverend ivan stang)
> Douglass Smith (the reverend ivan stang)
> Jens Stang
>
> Producer
> Douglass Smith (the reverend ivan stang)
> Douglass Smith (the reverend ivan stang)
>
> Miscellaneous crew
> Emil Stang Lund
> Jens Stang
> Jo Stang
>
> Art Department
> Clayton Stang
>
> ****
>
> Then when I went to look myself up, I found that they knew more than I
> do about me. I have never offered info to this database, yet somehow
> they knew I'd been married, roughly to whom, that I'd been divorced and
> remarried, and roughly to whom; they now have my SON listed as a
> director, on account of his award winning film; they got my birth year
> and place wrong, but it might as well be right; and they gave only a
> partial listing of the films I did, leaving off the most subversive,
> "The Cu Chi Tunnels." Notice, also, that at no point is there any
> mention of THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS or REVELATION X.
>
> For my ex-wife's birthday, they give Princess Wei's; and somehow they
> decided that one of them had been born in Cincinatti!
>
> They left my daughter out of it. And Princess Wei is listed as
> "Princess Wei R. Doe," not by any human or Earth names. HAIL CONNIE!
>
> Date of birth (location)
> 21 August 1954
> Fort Worth, Texas, USA
> Trivia
> Edited a directory of eccentric groups and publications entitled
> "Hig... (show more)
> Sometimes Credited As:
> Douglass Saint Clair Smith
> Douglass St. Clair Smith
> Doug Smith
> Rev. Ivan Stang
> The Reverend Ivan Stang
>
> Director - filmography
> (1990s ) ( 1970s )
> Arise! The SubGenius Video (1992) (V) (as Rev. Ivan Stang)
> ... aka Arise! SubGenius Recruitment Film #16 (1992) (V) (USA)
>
> Mono (1979)
> ... aka Mononucleosis (1979) (USA)
> Reproduction Cycle (1978)
> ... aka Reproduction Cycle Among Unicellular Life Forms (1978)
> ... aka Reproduction Cycle Among Unicellular Life Forms Under the Rocks
> of Mars (1978)
> Let's Visit the World of the Future (1973)
> ... aka World of the Future (1973) (USA: short title)
>
> Actor - filmography
> (2000s ) ( 1970s )
> Duelin' Firemen! (2000) (VG) (as The Reverend Ivan Stang) ....
> Cagliostro/The Man in Black
>
> Reproduction Cycle (1978) (voice) .... Narrator
> ... aka Reproduction Cycle Among Unicellular Life Forms (1978)
> ... aka Reproduction Cycle Among Unicellular Life Forms Under the Rocks
> of Mars (1978)
> Let's Visit the World of the Future (1973) (uncredited)
> ... aka World of the Future (1973) (USA: short title)
>
> Writer - filmography
> (1990s ) ( 1970s )
> Arise! The SubGenius Video (1992) (V) (as Rev. Ivan Stang)
> ... aka Arise! SubGenius Recruitment Film #16 (1992) (V) (USA)
>
> Mono (1979)
> ... aka Mononucleosis (1979) (USA)
> Reproduction Cycle (1978)
> ... aka Reproduction Cycle Among Unicellular Life Forms (1978)
> ... aka Reproduction Cycle Among Unicellular Life Forms Under the Rocks
> of Mars (1978)
>
> Filmography as: Director ,Actor ,Writer ,Editor ,Producer ,Himself
>
> Editor - filmography
> (1990s ) ( 1980s )
> Arise! The SubGenius Video (1992) (V) (as Rev. Ivan Stang)
> ... aka Arise! SubGenius Recruitment Film #16 (1992) (V) (USA)
>
> China Run (1987) (as Douglass St. Clair Smith)
>
> Producer - filmography
> Mono (1979) (producer)
> ... aka Mononucleosis (1979) (USA)
> Reproduction Cycle (1978) (producer)
> ... aka Reproduction Cycle Among Unicellular Life Forms (1978)
> ... aka Reproduction Cycle Among Unicellular Life Forms Under the Rocks
> of Mars (1978)
>
> Himself - filmography
> Grass (1999) (voice)
> Arise! The SubGenius Video (1992) (V) (as Rev. Ivan Stang) ....
> Himself
> ... aka Arise! SubGenius Recruitment Film #16 (1992) (V) (USA)
>
> ***
> Shelby Taylor (I)
>
> 20 February 19??
> Cincinnati, Ohio, USA
>
> Shelby Taylor
>
>
> Actress - filmography
> Let's Visit the World of the Future (1973) (uncredited)
> ... aka World of the Future (1973) (USA: short title)
>
> ****
> Xandy Smith
>
>
> Son of Douglass Smith and Shelby Taylor (I) (show more)
>
>
> Filmography as: Director ,Writer ,Actor ,Producer ,Editor
>
> Director - filmography
> Falling for Toby (2001)
>
> *****
>
> I guess my job now is to look up my long lost relatives, Jens, Jo,
> Silje, Emil and Clayton.

Stalking you hell, they are obviously nearly ready to REPLACE you.

I recommend you -do- look up Jens, Jo, Silje, Emil and Clayton and get
on REALLY GOOD TERMS with them. Maybe they will inadvertantly let
slip a clue that will help you find Bizarro-World Stang so you can
track him down and kill him before he knows you're onto him.

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

Joe Cosby wrote:
> Stalking you hell, they are obviously nearly ready to REPLACE you.
>
> I recommend you -do- look up Jens, Jo, Silje, Emil and Clayton and get
> on REALLY GOOD TERMS with them. Maybe they will inadvertantly let
> slip a clue that will help you find Bizarro-World Stang so you can
> track him down and kill him before he knows you're onto him.

I think Rev. Stang should hook up with those other Stangs and colaborate
on a short film with them. When IMDB tries to load the credits into it's
database the whole thing should implode. Either that or he should just kick
IMDB's door in, Rambo style, and shoot the staff with his veterinary x-ray
blaster.

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