Doug Smith gets oil in Knob Lick

Date: Fri, Apr 9, 2004
Message-ID: <4076E9D0.1134@succeeds.com>

really.

http://tinyurl.com/25wzo

--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

nu-monet v6.0 <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> really.
>
> http://tinyurl.com/25wzo

''It smells like a slot machine,'' Smith said in a drive past his
oil-filled tanks this week.

In other Smith financial news. the Bulldada Time Control Laboratories
mail order website, where you get your ARISE DVDs, is a shitload more
secure than it used to be.

In fact it's now so fucking secure that the security came with a
special "TrustLogo" that I could put on the order page. But when I did,
a mouse-over of that TrustLogo produced a lovely window showing my home
address! I will put that nifty and ever so reassuring symbol of
Internet Secirity back when they change the background info to my biz
address. It was a COOL looking popup window, though.

This newfound security is entirely due to Joe Cosby's griping and then
his subsequent help. And the $50 I sent the security site people last
November. But I didn't know what the fuck to do next, until Joe kinda
poked me a little and clued me in, and basically told the one company
to press the on button, so that I could go into my shopping cart
management system and push the OTHER on button. The only reason I
didn't do it earlier is because I'm a GUY and as we know, GUYS WON'T
ASK QUESTIONS.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

i'll get the last part straightened out prolly after "jewish zombies
rising from the dead" day

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
"TO AVOID DANGER OF SUFFOCATION KEEP AWAY FROM BABIES!"

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