Why I miss my killfile (was Re: Why I love my killfile)

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Thu, Feb 26, 2004

Rev. Ivan Stang <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
> If I can keep this rickety set of gizmos working for that long! It's a
> fucking miracle and a curse that any of it works at all.

NHGH must not want me to post all this stuff I was fixing to post.

I got the program working again but no matter what, it would NOT accept
my registration number(s)!

So I went to download whatever the latest version of Thoth might be
available... AND YESTERDAY, THE GUY WHO MADE THAT SHAREWARE FOR THE
LAST 15 YEARS, STOPPED!

Thoth is no longer for sale! No longer at Downloads.com! No longer a
Kagi registrant!

So I went looking for NOT for sale BACK-UP copies on, well, let's just
call it "THE INTERNET." I found one real quick, and although the first
two registrations I tried didn't work, one finally did. So I can go
back to posting and downloading monstrous binaries in the manner to
which I am accustomed.

But, really. Discontinuing the program? (And with ominously little
explanation!) Man, it seems They will do ANYTHING to keep these movies
of The Amino Acids from being released!

I know there are other Mac OS X usenet progs but I am very EMOTIONALLY
ATTACHED to Thoth (called Newswatcher in the previous century).

The new version kept all the filters I'd had to reset earlier, praise
Dobbs. And will probably work better. And when I get whatever replaces
THOTH it'll probably work better yet.

The damn world keeps FORCING me to evolve... GOD DAMN IT!! Fuckity FUCK
FUCK!

LET ME *REVERT* in PEACE, like the OTHER old people, GOD!! LET ME BE
FIFTY!!

"God is the only one who is lucky and can kill whatever he wants" --
Akbar

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
} The damn world keeps FORCING me to evolve... GOD DAMN IT!! Fuckity FUCK
} FUCK!

I make that an advantage. I evolve faster than the world.

OK, so a mutate. Is that so wrong?

} LET ME *REVERT* in PEACE, like the OTHER old people, GOD!! LET ME BE
} FIFTY!!

neener. I got my AARP card this week.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:
> neener. I got my AARP card this week.

So git yer lazy ass out there, wave a Canadian flag a little and
start hollering for some prescription drugs that don't cost 3/4 of
Granny's income every mufuggin' month. Your day is coming so fast, the
whistling wind is on the verge of drowning out even Usenet posts.
Remember, every little kick to a senator's groin helps!
Goddamnit, I NEED more pills. My Hate is interfering with my drive to
install this audio program so I can rant onto disc and hand it to
people who wish I would shut up. If the nightingales could sing like
you, they'd sing much sweeter than they do, 'cause Connie brought a
new kind of CLAP to meeeeeee! MORE FROP & KLONOPIN FOR MR.
HUEYYYYY!!!! MUCH more.

HellPope Huey / www.subgenius.com
All of "Bob's" cigars are exploding ones.

"Now we're looking for clown sex and clown murder."
- " CSI"

Because I'm Jewish, a lot of people ask why I killed Christ.
What can I say? It was one of those parties that got out of hand.
I killed him because he wouldn't become a doctor.
- Lenny Bruce

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote:
> If I can keep this rickety set of gizmos working for that long! It's a
> fucking miracle and a curse that any of it works at all.

Another decade or so and all of we original Doktors will be saying
that about our penii. "Bob" just sold us the means to regrow them.
There's no guarantee they'll continue to be the adamantine Luv Rods
they are now. Damn, I better get to fuckin' while the fuckin' is still
good!

HellPope Huey / www.subgenius.com
The Radioactive Pudding That Ate Ohio,
Then Shat Out Cleveland

The best time to debate family members
is when they have food in their mouths.
- Kenneth Cole

"The older you get, the better you get,
unless you are a banana."
- Betty White

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