To that chubby little gal who jerked me off in the hot tub at Brushwood.

From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Date: Mon, Aug 25, 2003

Thanks for not being a dude.

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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume
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Mecagum les cinc llagues de Crist,
mecagum D'eu, en la creu, en el fuster
que la fue i en fill de puta que va plantar el pi

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@sususaywhatsubgenius.com>

you're welcome.

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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

REFLEXES LIKE A JUNGLE ANIMAL.

I love you Blackout, bear my offspring.

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Good god, where did the flame fodder go? We're flaming EACH OTHER.
This will lead to the breakdown of all that is right and good in the
universe, mark my words. SOMEBODY ROUND UP SOME MORE LAMEOS, IT'S ALL
MELTING DOWN!

I can't even spell "flonk" dependably tonight, don't count on me to do
it.

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@sususaywhatsubgenius.com>

"Joe Cosby" wrote
> REFLEXES LIKE A JUNGLE ANIMAL.
>
> I love you Blackout, bear my offspring.

"And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the
way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and
said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned
back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there
came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of
them" (2 Kings. 2:23-24).

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To The Young, Gay SubG From Cleveland

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Tue, Aug 26, 2003

Zosodada <zosodada@aol.com> wrote:
> Thank you for flattering me, a flabby, grey-speckled, old
> fart with craggy, yellow teeth, with offers of homosex in the hot tub,
> but I still haven't really had the urge to insert another man's penis into my
> mouth or sphincter. It seems like a good idea sometimes, especially
> when the vagina is snarling and bearing its teeth at me.
>
> Cocks, when properly used, don't bleed, and that's certainly a plus
> when weighing the pros and cons of cocksucking vs. cuntsocking.
> And, if I were to sock cock, I would certainly suck the cock of
> a man less than half of my own age, such as yourself, even if your
> penis is, indeed, bigger than mine and therefore quite scary.
>
> Well, thanks again and better luck next time, which might be
> the case if your drunken faghag with the big ass wants to "fluff".
>
>
> Attn.: SubPenis Hecklers
> Yah, uh, kik 'um inna nutz. Haw! Haw!

Between this post and Legume's, THAT'S IT.

If I ever go back to Brushwood, it will only be to visit the Barneys
and Pater Nostril, and I will be staying strictly at the TOP OF THE
HILL. This constant monkey-dick behavior would be just hunky dory, if I
didn't know what MONSTERS were involved.

I love monsters, but NOT LIKE THAT.

And there's nothing in the world that will ever get me into EITHER of
those hot tubs again.

Once again you people are making me feel QUITE NORMAL, and that is
fucking WEIRD.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: zosodada@aol.com (Zosodada)

I'm hoping some big-assed SubG chick with at least
half a brain will save me from impending faggotdom.
She must have a big ass. Big nipples are a plus. None
of that inverted nipple shit! Fully-formed nipples
and ass are a must. Some of these young chicks are
really cute at first glance, but in the ass & nipple department they need to
fill out a bit. If I were to
fuck one of them, I might as well fuck our friend
with the big-assed faghag. At least he has a BIG ASS.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Actually I'm glad that I have no idea who you're talking about in this
particular instance. WHEW.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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