Tiny, tiny love

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)
Date: Fri, Sep 5, 2003

Fuck a midget. Go on, try it. They really appreciate the attention and
they're tighter than a 6-pack o' Scotsmen hopping from one foot to the
other in front of a pay toilet. SHUT UP, its not as if you don't know
what the group is like. I tried posting classier stuff, but no one
gives a triple shit, so this is what you get.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
No, I'm not, yes I am, a little lower and to the left
and what the fuck bidness is it of yers anyway?

I have seen what a laugh can do.
It can transform almost unbearable tears
into something bearable, even hopeful.
- Bob Hope

"Are you okay?"
"No, I'm kinda fucked up in general,
so its hard to gauge."
- "Death To Smoochy"

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From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

Thanks for classing this place up. I was still mulling, in my mind, the
post on ABS about the nun they cooked and ate, when all of a sudden, you
shifted me over to a NEW obsession...midget fucking! No doubt preceeded
by the usual midget foreplay of having them do chin ups on your prong,
or jumping jacking you off.

Yes, you truly understand the group dynamics here almost as well as
Blackout.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

The abject, bottom-line HELL of it is, most of our ersatz clan are
nice folks in person whom you might like to have as actual friends,
but if you don't live in the northeast corridor or can't afford to fly
casually, you'll almost never get to see them as who they really are,
so get with the program and let the Net lead to misapprehension,
ill-founded contempt, destructively truncated interactions, general
pettiness, vindictive gossip and childish vulgarity. PROVE you are a
sainted asshole; let data packets decide the game! It seems quite
American and as I love my country, who am I to withold my
participation in freedom's greatest experiment? After all, if our
extremely White septic-tank-swimming leaders are going to be bullies,
I want to share in it by sitting anonymously behind a screen and
playing Bitch-Slap like the other kids.

How can I say such a drear thing? I have empirical evidence. I once
sat in Seattle and had a refreshing conversation with Nenslo, who,
although clearly in possession of the precious Yeti gland we prize
so, presented as an intelligent gentleman and not at all the
baby-leg-chomping beast you "know" from his posts. Same with me
overall, but as I have rarely had the pleasure, I am thought to be
merely a HellPope instead of an actual person, with pluses and minuses
like anyone else, so fuck you all with prize-winning watermelons.
Every hole at once, if you please. Praise "Bob!"

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
with big red straps

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
- Kingsley Amis

"Her nipples were perkier than Mary Hart after a line of cocaine."
- Jim Davis, "Tough Crowd"

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From: "Blackout" <blackout@sususaywhatsubgenius.com>

"HellPopeHuey" wrote
> Fuck a midget. Go on, try it. They really appreciate the attention and
> they're tighter than a 6-pack o' Scotsmen hopping from one foot to the
> other in front of a pay toilet. SHUT UP, its not as if you don't know
> what the group is like. I tried posting classier stuff, but no one
> gives a triple shit, so this is what you get.

97X! BAM! THE FUTURE OF ROCK AND ROLL!

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"Blackout" wrote:
> 97X! BAM! THE FUTURE OF ROCK AND ROLL!

The future of rock n' roll will replace that Mick Jagger tongue logo
with a bleeding ear. People will either go deaf from Goth, Industrial,
Metal, shitty 140db dance crapola and the overwhelming general noise
level of life or they'll gouge pencils in 'em to get away from rap and
tone-deaf sex kitten idols who couldn't stay on pitch if you stuck a
Mauser in their navel. Lemme hear ya say WHAT? WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU
I HAVE A PIPE IN MY EAR!

So fuck a midget NOW while you can still hear their tiny cries of
passion. EEK EEK EEK OOO EEK

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
with big red straps

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
- Kingsley Amis

"Her nipples were perkier than Mary Hart after a line of cocaine."
- Jim Davis, "Tough Crowd"

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