The Social Networking & Dating Community That Works

From: jay@grossman.org (Jay Grossman)
Date: Mon, Jan 5, 2004

http://www.hipstir.com

Hipstir is the social & business netwroking community for:

- People Who want to Date
- People Who want to Meet New Friends
- People Who want to Hook Their Friends Up
- Friends Who want to Communicate Online
- Working Professionals
- Playas
- Promoters
- Event Coordinators
- Interest Groups
- Family Members and Relatives
- Students
- People Looking for Old Friends
- Or Anyone Who Just Likes to Mingle

Thousands of cool, smart, creative, and beautiful people joining every
single day. Check it out.

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The Social Networking & Dating Community That Works

From: "Klyf Fenderson" <newsTURNIP@klyfonline.com>
Date: Mon, Jan 5, 2004

Then why did alt.slack get included in this spam?
--
Rev. St. Klyf "Not Max Cannon" S""-M257 the Not-Quite-Sane

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From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

Wrong on ALL COUNTS:

- People Who want to Date

We prefer to sit at home and masturbate to net pr0n.

- People Who want to Meet New Friends

We already have all the "friends" we need.

- People Who want to Hook Their Friends Up

By definition, we are already connected to all the SubG's we can stand.

- Friends Who want to Communicate Online

We're already doing this long before you came along!

- Working Professionals

Qu'est que c'est WORK?

- Playas

Playas Del Sol? Oh, you mean them black folks. None of them around
here.

- Promoters

Rev. Stang is all we need, that and Bob.

- Event Coordinators

Come to think of it, you're getting warm. We could use a few more
coordinators, especially if they have $$$.

- Interest Groups

Look around you and smell the pstench. This is already one of them.

- Family Members and Relatives

Pinks? We don't truck with them. We might lay with them, but we don't
truck with them.

- Students

You still haven't learned, have you?

- People Looking for Old Friends

They're all right here.

- Or Anyone Who Just Likes to Mingle

You mean like Purple, 11D and them? Fuck off.

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Wanting to date is already kind of perverse. Why sexual congress
should be preceded by an excruciating dinner where the woman isn't
supposed to eat and the man isn't supposed to fart is mysterious to
me. But wanting to get your FRIENDS laid without YOURSELF getting
laid in the process is just that much more perverse.

Are you advertising for MONKS? Or what?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

if i look good crying, does that mean i'm cryogenic?

- subgenius spice

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