Subgenius poll

From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>
Date: Sun, Aug 31, 2003

Which Japanese giant monster would you fuck if you had a chance?

Me - probably Ghidorah (3 heads are good for sex), but Hedorah the smog
monster was undeniably slutty.
Queso

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From: Reverend Vertigo <vertigo@spam.invalid>

Godzilla. If Godzilla's your bitch, then man, NOBODY's gonna DARE mess with
you. They'll tell tall tales about you for years, like when Paul Bunyan rassled
the thunderstorm.

--
J. Ross Hobbs
http://www.firemuse.org

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From: "Kickr_of_elves" <kickr_uf_elves@hotmail.com>

Do those 2 tiny Japanese Mothra babes count?
Since they prolly don't then the Gamera's flamin' cloaca would suffice.

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From: El Queso <""the_cheese_23\"@(nospam)yahoo.com>

They're so cute, couldn't you just gerbil them?
Queso

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Does Pokemon count?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Dr. Forrest: Don't go near my daughter again. Don't try to see her. Don't write her and don't phone her.
Rigby Reardon: Can I use her underwear to make soup?

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From: Wbarwell <Wbarwell@munnged.mylinuxisp.com>

Joe Cosby wrote:

Not exactly a monster. Neither is Hello Kitty.

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From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

That's easy, Mechagodzilla! On a full charge, of course. Nothing
better than a well lubed machine when I need some mechapoon.

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From: "Wil not Bill" <pohotcorn@yahoo.com>

The "DaDa" monster from Ultraman
while Fuji is workin me with her
double-ended purple strap-on jellytoy

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

The Smog Monster. I figure he's good for some auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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From: "nikolai kingsley" <nikolai@broadway.net.au>

Anna Ohura.

nikolai
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had to be said.

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