Sexual Content

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Reply-To: stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com
Date: Wed, Mar 3, 2004

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

http://objective.jesussave.us/lambuelmaze.gif

Remember kidz, if you don't want to GO TO HELL you have to avoid
money, lips, beds, and ice cream. Isn't that COOL?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Great News: Ignorance Is Still Bliss

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Klyf Fenderson <blargh3TURNIP@lycos.com>

Money, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, cheap hotel rooms, and Baskin
Robbins.
-----
Rev 13:16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free
and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

Rev 13:17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark,
or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Rev 13:18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number
of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Thirty-One.
-----
Revelation 13:11. I saw another beast coming up out of the earth.
He had two horns like a lamb, and he spoke of Baskin-Robbins.

--
Rev. Klyf S""-M257 the Not-Quite-Sane Fenderson

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: "ghost" <ghost@ghost.net>

Hee hee.

"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!"

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: rabbs@subgenius.com (Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde)

Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew?!?! Oh my...

I don't even know where to START the discussion about the earth being
10,000 years old and fossils being leftovers from The Great Flood. I
feel so sorry for children who are exposed to this kind of propaganda.

--With love, the Rabbs

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

I dunno. It might actually give them a head start. I mean, most kids
are raised on a pack of lies anyway, so perhaps it's better if the lies
are so transparent they stop believing them when they're 6, as opposed
to say, 7 or 8.

They forgot some characters though, so unfortunately God's work is
incomplete. Can you help God name the missing characters? Here, I'll
start, and you follow along:

Habib the Hippo. He believes in the same God as us, but he doesn't
think Jesus is his saviour. Habib lives in the desert where there
isn't any water, which just goes to show you how confused he really is.

Bulpinder the Bear. He believes in one God, but like Habu is confused
about the afterlife. Like Habib, He always wears a beard and turban,
but he also carries a sword to strike down the enemies of his "faith."
so be very careful kids. Let the adults handle Bulpinder.

OK children..... now it's your turn!

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: "ghost" <ghost@ghost.net>

Yub-Yub, the Yeti (also known as Sub-Sub, the Sasquatch)
Many people believe that Yub-Yub doesn't exist, but he does...oh, yes, he
does. Yub-Yub believes whatever is convenient at the moment and often
changes those beliefs mid-sentence. He is often seen laughing and pointing
his finger at good Christian boys and girls. If you see Yub-Yub run, don't
walk, to your closet and hide there with a blanket over your head until the
Rapture comes. It'll all be over soon.

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

rabbs@subgenius.com (Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde) wrote:
> I don't even know where to START the discussion about the earth being
> 10,000 years old and fossils being leftovers from The Great Flood. I
> feel so sorry for children who are exposed to this kind of propaganda.

I feel sorry for children who get little or no exposure to Dobbs.
Without it, they take much longer to develop the tools they need for
fighting off the things they're going to HATE LIKE HELL later anyway.
Why, look at Rev. Big Boy, Little Conbo, Saint Gonzo or the Troutwaxer
XX/XY units. Happiest damned kids I know. However, keep your backs to
the wall when they are near. You know how it is. Remember what YOU
were like and then ADD "BOB" TO THAT EQUATION. Bzzzt!

HellPope Huey
Who do I have to KILL around here to get Eternal Salvation??

The Jews didn't kill Jesus.
The Romans didn't kill Jesus.
The POLICE killed Jesus.
-Saint Palmer Vreedeez

"So, how do you feel, big guy?"
"Like I just got screwed with my pants on."
- "The West Wing"

----------------------------------------------------------------------

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Well, it was my son Ydnax who turned me onto that URL.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

Up one level
Back to document index

Original file name: Sexual Content.txt - converted on Saturday, 25 September 2004, 02:05