Wanking is good for you (hURL)

From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Date: Wed, Jul 16, 2003

Quote:
The prostate provides a fluid into semen during
ejaculation that activates sperm and prevents them
sticking together.

The fluid has high concentrations of substances including
potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid, which are
drawn from the bloodstream.

Gatorade?

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From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcap@spedlins>

Col. Klinkski <cockrings3000@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Always a good time 2 do during the ending
> girls bouncing on trampolines segment of The Man Show.
> The music, the imagery, it's all there.
>
> "Styvaen" <abuse@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through
regular masturbation, researchers suggest.
> >
> > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
> >
> > "If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men
should
> > be encouraged to masturbate," he said.

If masturbation reduces the risk of prostate cancer, Shouldn't it reasonably
be considered 'preventative medicine?' Shouldn't my HMO reimburse me for my
pornography expenses? Can I submit receipts under my flexible healthcare
spending account? Will the new Medicare plan cover pornography and any
devices necessary for my elderly father to successfully masturbate?

Where can I turn for answers?

Dunter

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From: iDRMRSR <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

>>Where can I turn for answers?

Dunter<<

I'm afraid each man must take matters into his own hands!

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From: "M ich Needles" <mtailor55433@yahoo.com>

Using a hollowed out cucumber, or better
yet, a hollowed-out french or italian breadroll
(longitudinal variety used for giant hoagies)
thus later stuffed with microwave
warmed cow's liver is much better.

Warmed pumpkin pie filling, placed inside
of a zip-lok bag with required corner cut
off is good also. (Learned this method from
a close "wank-off friend" in 8th grade
catholic school... imagine that!)

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From: kysophan@yahoo.com (Mohamed the Raghead)

This information is also published in the Subway operations manual.

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From: "Dunter Powries" <fech.redcap@spedlins>

M ich Needles <mtailor55433@yahoo.com> wrote:
> (Learned this method from
> a close "wank-off friend" in 8th grade
> catholic school... imagine that!)

Absolutely I will not!

Dunter

--
"Oh great nu-monet, demon of the seventh pit of
Gnarrrath-Xpltl, help me get laid!"
-John H. Schneider II

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From: "Mortimer Schnerd, RN" <mschnerd@carolina.rr.com.BARF>

Dunter Powries wrote:
> If masturbation reduces the risk of prostate cancer, Shouldn't it
> reasonably be considered 'preventative medicine?' Shouldn't my HMO
> reimburse me for my pornography expenses? Can I submit receipts
> under my flexible healthcare spending account? Will the new Medicare
> plan cover pornography and any devices necessary for my elderly
> father to successfully masturbate?
>
> Where can I turn for answers?

Beats me.

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