History is MADE!

From: opensentence@graffiti.net (Jeff Rubard)
Date: Sat, Jan 3, 2004

Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:
> "Revi Shankar" <me@privacy.net> wrote:
> } "Doktor DynaSoar" <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:
> } > * This has happened often enough that I'm tired of it. While I'm all
> } > for medical education, by now they should have taken a picture rather
> } > than make me sit yet again with my drawers around my knees while
> } > barely 20 somethings in white coats stare at me. Next time, when they
> } > file in, I'm going to point at the doctor who brought them in and
> } > scream "HE DID THIS TO ME!"
> }
> } I'd treat it with respect, believe you me.
>
> That'd be a refreshing change.
>
> They *have* offered to treat it with drugs. But not a damn one of them
> could answer the simple question "Why?".
>
> My spotted dick is DECORATED, it has CHARACTER and UNIQUENESS. It even
> has an English dessert named after it. And just because THEIR dicks
> are bland and plain and featureless they want to treat me like some
> sort of DISEASED FREAK.
>
> I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
> I HAVE A HUE'ED WEENIE!
>
> Of course I *am* a diseased freak, but that has to do with my
> multiplexed Yeti genetics and SubGenius metacognitive intellect, not
> my vitiligo spotted dick.

Sir, I was afraid I was going to have to propose a slight change of
program for you, but this is wonderful: no character as colorful as
this could truly cathect the chrome "angel" of civilizational
destruction which the "Silverbird" was to be for America's east coast,
and now I would feel comfortable joining you in a toast to the fine
cities of the United States. I affirm you in your nonspecificity.

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From: Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>

I appreciate your kind sediments. Not to be in any way critical, I
must suggest that perhaps you'd intended to say "a toast OF the fine
cities of the United States."

The said toasting being, of course, essential to Amragettiniton and
the subsequent Apocalypso.

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From: opensentence@graffiti.net (Jeff Rubard)

Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:
> I appreciate your kind sediments. Not to be in any way critical, I
> must suggest that perhaps you'd intended to say "a toast OF the fine
> cities of the United States."

No, I doubt it very much, that'd be the kind of thing which would
really piss a whole bunch of people for no reason (if you'll remember,
I was objecting to this Silverbird which was apparently the
inspiration for the craft of which you are apparently namesake). Kind
of exactly and pointedly the opposite, really.

> The said toasting being, of course, essential to Amragettiniton and
> the subsequent Apocalypso.

That's so cute, you'd be like the most popular patient at an
adolescent mental-health clinic.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Looks like Doc's got a tick hanging on his scrotum.

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From: Overdog8080@yahoo.com (Overdog)

Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:
> opensentence@graffiti.net (Jeff Rubard)wrote:

I tried using "google" to find out what the hell you two learn'ed
doktors were discussing, but a search for "silverbird" turned up STAR
TREK PORN FICTION featuring SPOCK.
Oh, the humanity...

I doubt this is what you were talking about. Still, I regard this as a
sign from "Bob." Meddle not in the affairs of elder subgenii. Just nod
your head and keep walking away, quickly.

--
OverDog

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