HEY STANG!

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Date: Tue, Jan 6, 2004

Priestess Pisces <priestesspisces@hotmail.com> wrote:
> http://www.xratedcollection.com/gallery/xrated/adult-movie-posters-gallery.htm
>
> have fun.

My fave: "The Pleasure Machine."
http://www.xratedcollection.com/gallery/xrated/21094.html

Topless girl with big WIND-UP key sticking out of her back. Seems like
you'd have to do her either standing up or from behind, but if you did
her from behind, the big wind-up key would keep whacking you in the
face as it rotated, until it wound down.

Maybe it's removable?

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Thank "Bob" that today they're powered with clean,
cheap nuclear energy.

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Priestess Pisces wrote:
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote in message news:<20040106193402.19126.00002406@mb-m13.aol.com>...
>> Ah nothing like "the classics"
>>
>> when the tits were real and the beaver was unshaved!
>ok this brings up a thought.
>I like to shave m'goonyah because being a pussy licker myself, i
>prefer not to get hair stuck in my teeth. tho there is a pretty thing
>about a hairy goonyah.
>So, in all this shaving of the goonyah i thought i was doing those who
>tasted my snatch a favor... am i wrong in this thinking???
>
>-pisces

That's the probleim in a nutshell all right

I always thought a shaved cooter looks downright scary though. That
snatch of hair, especially moistened a little, is very sexy to me.

I used to have a problem with stray hairs but now that I think about
it I can't remember the last time I got one stuck in my teeth. I
don't know if I learned to do it differently or maybe I have just been
lucky and some cooter carpeting is looser than others.

If we're taking a vote though, I vote DON'T SHAVE IT.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

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From: Klyf Fenderson <newsTURNIP@klyfonline.com>

Drives me nuts when it's half-shaved, making the chick look like she has a
caterpiller in between her legs.

Either finish the job, or don't bother. Yeesh.
--
Rev. St. Klyf "Not Max Cannon" S<=>=-M257 the Not-Quite-Sane

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

My personal vote would be to restrict the shaving to armpit & legs --
and chin if necessary. But that's just MY vote. I'm from the 1950s.
There are probably lots of guys and gals who get off on what looks like
child pussy. I would also recommend that you keep your foreskin as long
s possible.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)

Priestess Pisces <priestesspisces@yahoo.com> wrote:
>So, in all this shaving of the goonyah i thought i was doing those who
>tasted my snatch a favor... am i wrong in this thinking???

Yes. Hair looks nice, feels nice, and unless you go for years
between trimming it never gets to the point where it really gets in the
way of things. Frankly, those of us who learned how to lick puss in the
'80s or earlier know how to work around any ammount of hair without
problems. It doesn't even require any more work, it's just technique.

A neatly trimmed bush is far more fun than shaved IMHO.

-m

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

It doesn't really matter to me as long as you keep bringing along the
Blue Man Group to play in the background as I service you.

HellPope Huey
The World Ends Tomorrow
and I don't have a THING to wear

"How come every time we go to church,
something embarrassing happens?"
- "Judging Amy"

"I farted so hard,
my pants fit looser now."
- Rev. Prostata

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From: bobdiddley@aol.com (Bobdiddley)

In my opinion, yes. Yetis are hairy.

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From: Reverend Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

Looks like I'm in a minority here, but if you want the kids to play in
the yard... mow the damn lawn. Or at least trim the hedges.

If you shave from the top of the clit down, but leave everything north
of there alone (or just trimmed a bit), nothing gets in the way of oral
activities BUT you don't look like a ten-year-old.

BEST OF BOTH WORLDS, and my OFFICIAL RECOMMENDATION.

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From: priestesspisces@yahoo.com (Priestess Pisces)

heya Vertigo ,
I wonder if its the generational thing here, you and i both were fed
on newer porn, alot of which is cleanly shaven, tho the problem with
newer porn is they are all too skinny, i mean, older porn had REAL
WOMEN in it, with REAL BOOBS. I think i would like a compromise,
trimmed bush with real titties, and i dont want to see her ribs
sticking out, thats plum gross.

-pi

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From: Reverend Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

What you say?! Ribs are sexy.

So are chubby girls with a little crash padding on them.

... Hell, I just like chicks.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

priestesspisces@yahoo.com (Priestess Pisces) wrote in message news:<c923b9f0.0401071457.56830ccd@posting.google.com>...
> heya Vertigo ,
> I wonder if its the generational thing here, you and i both were fed
> on newer porn, alot of which is cleanly shaven, tho the problem with
> newer porn is they are all too skinny, i mean, older porn had REAL
> WOMEN in it, with REAL BOOBS. I think i would like a compromise,
> trimmed bush with real titties, and i dont want to see her ribs
> sticking out, thats plum gross.

I entirely agree with this; zaftig is where its AT, yum!

However, I am also disquieted to notice that I MUST be getting Old,
as a certain filter slipped into place that prevented me from saying
something that would have almost surely led to a classic SubGenius
binary bitch-slap fight. "Say it to my FACE!" sure has taken on a
sinister new glimmer since you can piss on someone from a distance and
basically never have to worry about getting splashed in the process.
"I deny all accountability and I VOTE!" Hargh. Damnit, I thought it
was my Dobbs-given RIGHT to stomp freely and Fuck 'Em If They Could
Not Take whatever *I* said was a Joke! Rats.

Anyway, plumpage is where its at & Pisces is SO HOT, you can cook
waffles on a jpg. of her. Popeye and Olive Oyl had a sick relationship
because she WAS so skinny. Her pelvis was like a pack of razor blades,
so all he could do was fist her and well, you've seen his forearms.
That's why she screamed that way. The whole thing is just SICK.

HellPope Huey
Hooray for an erroneous sense of
faux superiority and cultural entitlement!

I try to be a sweetheart, but nothing seems to work
Would you love me better if I acted like a jerk?
-The Duke of Uke

"Marijuana makes it possible
to enjoy an Adam Sandler movie."
- "Whoopi"

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

I like the hair. It makes a dandy dental floss!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

>So, in all this shaving of the goonyah i thought i was doing those who
>tasted my snatch a favor... am i wrong in this thinking???

Yes. It was precisely because I believe that a thick carpet is the proper
decorative counterpoint to set off a pair of nice meat curtains, that I grew
a beard as a complementary defense measure.

You may or may not have heard a guy, in my age class, upon fumbling with his
house key, remark that, if it had HAIR around it, he'd find the hole right
away. Same principle, I believe.

But I do not understand the ways of modern young people, so you may still be
right for the times.

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