Macaque and Yetisyny Girls

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Date: Fri, Jun 6, 2003

(Alcohol and 'Frop helps.)

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"...In some populations, female Japanese macaques
sometimes prefer same-sex partners," he told the
American Association for the Advancement of
Science in Denver. "That occurs even when they
are presented with sexually motivated, opposite-
sex alternatives."

Males are often prompted into sexual intercourse
only if they are first mounted by females. Dr
Vasey said: "Female-male mounting in Japanese
macaques is an adaptation that sexually motivated
females employ to prompt sluggish or uninterested
males to copulate with them."

He observed that the females gain pleasure from
mounting males, often rubbing themselves against
a male's back or stimulating themselves with their
tails.

Dr Vasey said that once they evolved the capacity
to mount males, they could gain the same sexual
gratification from mounting females. "I see
females competing for males all the time," he
said. "I see males ignoring females that are
desperate to copulate with them..."

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--
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Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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on occasion a good thrashing with the tentacles of the Portuguese Man
O' War can bring nu-monet to suffeicient tumescence to fire weakly
into his scaly little hand, but not usually.
--
Semolina Pilchard

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