Female OZ?

From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 14, 2004 5:50 PM

WRT Martha Stewart, I suddenly realized that I have NO conception of what
violent caged females could do to each other in prison. They don't have
penises like men to do the kinds of things you see in OZ. Without a nice
penis, I can't imagine the horrors.

Any how, women are wired different from males, as far as I can tell. I
suppose perhaps the worst thing they could do to each other is to WITHHOLD
sex from the unworthy prags. And I don't think they are going to decorate
their cells with naked men or anything like that.

Though, there's prolly a BIG black market underground dealing in illicit
window treatments and herbal tea. Why, I bet the really supreme bitches in
the can actually are allowed to REARRANGE their cells as often as they like.

Bottom line is, I just can't see some girl tatooing a swastika into Martha's
Ass her first night. I imagine she could drop her soap in the shower day
after day with no consequences.

And that saddens me...

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From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>

As featured by Google Sponsored Links:
http://www.woman-in-prison.net/

And the first regular link I found on Google wanted so desperately for
me to download something called adult.exe that I had to three-finger
Nutbucket.

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Subject: Re: Female OZ?
From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> WRT Martha Stewart, I suddenly realized that I
> have NO conception of what violent caged females
> could do to each other in prison.

I can.

Imagine if you and a buddy had all day, every day,
to try and stick his leg up your ass.

Practice.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

You mean like on alt.startrekvs.starwars or alt.discordia or
alt.usenet.kooks or any time bill palmer posts anything anywhere?
Yeah, that's a funny show alright.

HellPope Huey

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