bad sign

From: "nu-monet v5.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Date: Tue, Jun 10, 2003

Lying in bed, she whips out a sex manual,
then starts flipping through pages, going,

"Nope. Nuh-huh. Not in a million years.
Negatory. Nil. Not gonna happen. Not
that either. You have got to be kidding.
Not this girl. No way. No siree. Ick.
That's disgusting. That's illegal. No.
Positively not. Never. Fuck that. That
is just plain stupid. Nothing not. Not
with you, certainly. Ugh, that's dirty.
Too dangerous. What's the point? That
makes me want to vomit. I'm not even
going to try something like that. Not
even if I was a whore. This book is
useless. For disgusting perverts who
should be in prison. This turns me off.
I don't even want to think about sex
after this. I wouldn't do that with my
worst enemies' vagina. This book was
written by people who have never had
sex, or think it's fun or something..."

--
When in danger, when in doubt,
Run in circles scream and shout.

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