Ain't no such place as Mars

From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Date: Sun, Mar 21, 2004

It says so raht cheer in th' Bible.

http://www.wsbtv.com/education/2928251/detail.html

Some Christian parents in Georgia want a bevy of
books removed from their local schools' reading
list...

...Among the books the Crusaders for Christ want
banned are ..."The Martian Chronicles" by Ray
Bradbury...

--
Fukem if not jokay takum.
-- nu-monet

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

I guess that means my essay collection "INCLUDES FUCKING!" didn't
make the first cut. My sequel "INCLUDES PONY FUCKING!" has no chance
at all.

HellPope Huey
Crouching HellPope, Hidden PillMonkey

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb
voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
- Benjamin Franklin 1759

"The Law is mighty stupid in its implementation
and slower than a Special Olympics medal winner
playing chess with a Simpsons set.
- HellPope Huey

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From: Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>

Worse, they want to do away with "To Kill A Mockingbird". If there's
one book the kids of these inbred kneebiters should read, it's that
one.

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

who the fuck could possibly find "of mice and men" OFFENSIVE?

--
Joe Cosby
http://users.zhonka.net/joecosby/

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
>The Christain Mice Anti-defemation Association!

i hadn't thought of that. There is a lot of mouse-directed violence
in there.

--
Joe Cosby
http://users.zhonka.net/joecosby/

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From: Klyf Fenderson <blargh3TURNIP@lycos.com>

Rev. Richard Skull <mshotz@aol.commonkeypo> babbled:
>> who the fuck could possibly find "of mice and men" OFFENSIVE?

What, introduce the chillun's to the deviant Furry thing at that age?

--
Rev. Klyf S""-M257 the Not-Quite-Sane Fenderson

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

>Worse, they want to do away with "To Kill A Mockingbird". If there's
>one book the kids of these inbred kneebiters should read, it's that
>one.

read! Reading is the Devils Workshop (now with Craftsman Tools!)

Charles E. Montague

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil> wrote:
> Worse, they want to do away with "To Kill A Mockingbird". If there's
> one book the kids of these inbred kneebiters should read, it's that
> one.

With any luck, one of their child-roasting neighbors will get a
snootful of Old Snuffy & some crank and consume a few of their
worthless larvae when there's no Boo Radley within 500 miles. After
all, thinking HURTS and as loving, superior beings, we're all for
lessening the amount of pain in the Universe, even if it means
lessening the number of truck-driving proto-apes around to FEEL it,
right? Yep, kill 'em with your LUUUUUUV.

HellPope Huey
Crouching HellPope, Hidden PillMonkey

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

"Three parents with the group Crusaders for Christ told members of the
Bartow County Board of Education that several books are too offensive
for students to be reading."

Why don't fuckwits like this understand that referencing the Crusades in
your Christian group's name is, to an outsider, equally freakish as an
Islamic group referencing Jihad in its name? More so, actually.

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

>...Among the books the Crusaders for Christ want
>banned are ..."The Martian Chronicles" by Ray
>Bradbury...

Damned right! They should be reading "The Levitious Chronicles" in which humans
contact alien civilazations and smite them in the name of God!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

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