What's Wrong With Christians?

From: jlwn42@att.net (Horror Show)
Date: Thu, Sep 25, 2003 12:29 PM

Hi.

Here's something I picked up at the FAMILY DOLLAR on State Line Road
the other day (it might have been the DOLLAR GENERAL, I can't
remember).

What's Wrong with Christians?

We have forgotten that God is Love and Truth

Christians who don't have love-

Some are mean-spirited and vengeful...
Some are dependent on rituals and rules...
Some want to follow mindless traditions...
Some are indifferent to the outside world...
Some insist on their own way and opinions...
Some only look superficially at appearances...
Some will hate in their anger and not forgive...
Some are cynical, sarcastic, and discouraging...
Some are quick to hypocritically judge others...
Some are not committed to serving God for love...
Some are quick to point out wrong, but not good...
Some look at behavior and don't consider the heart...
Some are judgmental without seeking to understand...
Some are lacking in compassion and mercy for others...
Some are always trying to create controversy and disunity...

Christians who don't have truth-

Some are accepting of false religions...
Some are only Christians on Sundays...
Some compromise their own integrity...
Some are accepting of sinful lifestyles...
Some don't seek God's will for justice...
Some are dependent on their emotions...
Some conform to the ways of the world...
Some are permissive about sinful things...
Some believe whatever their church says...
Some do not respect those with authority...
Some are not willing to stand up for truth...
Some compromise the Bible and its truths...
Some aren't interested in leading a holy life...
Some will not accept discipline or correction...
Some are not committed to serving God for truth...

Woe to the churches of this age and their members who have strayed
from God's Truth and Love. God will leave them in the darkness of
their own will, unless they turn their hearts and minds back to Him.

PRAYER OF REPENTANCE:
Father, because we are Your children and You purchased us through Your
Son Jesus Christ, we submit our wills to Your Holy Spirit to guide us
with Your wisdom and to give us the desire to seek Your Will. We give
You our hearts and minds. Show us how to follow Christ's example and
have His righteous character and live in holiness. When we read Your
Word, which we acknowledge is infallible, give us understanding and
change us to grow to have Your character, which we can see through
reading about Your Son and Your commands to us. Forgive us for
boasting about our fruits and judging others in ignorance when we
ourselves are so lacking! Help us to see what is really true, not
just what we want to see. Help us to not insist on satisfying our own
desires and seeking our own opinions and our own way. Remove from us
the selfish and rebellious mentality of this generation. We know that
we can only be truly free and at peace and be our true selves through
Your perfect Truth and Love. Blessed be Your Holy Name. Amen.

p.s. ---

Added bonus!

What's Wrong with Catholicism?

Mary was not sinless...
Mary is not a goddess...
All believers are saints...
Jesus is our only priest...
Rituals cannot save you...
Sex in marriage is not a sin...
The Pope is never infallible...
Mary did not remain a virgin...
The Pope has become an idol...
We are saved by grace, not works...
Praying to "saints" is idol worship...
The Apocrypha is not the Word of God...
Belonging to the Church cannot save you...
Church tradition does not equal the Bible...
Sex was not designed only for procreation...
Sex was not the original sin; it was PRIDE...
The whole Bible must be read by all believers...
God must be in your heart, not in your rituals...
The Church has replaced the Holy Spirit's guidance...
The traditions of men invented most Catholic beliefs...
There is no purgatory, only salvation and damnation...
Demons are pretending to be the "saints" worshipped...
The Church cannot replace a personal relationship with Christ...
Catholicism has always been based on demonic pagan religions...
Catholicism is not Biblical - READ YOUR BIBLE!

Woe to those who follow after man's religions and falsify God's Truth.
They will have no part in God's Kingdom and will not be counted among
the living.

PRAYER OF REPENTANCE:
Father in Heaven, please forgive us for falsifying Your Truth and
following after man's traditions and after rituals instead of a
personal relationship with You. Please forgive us for turning to the
Church for guidance instead of Your Holy Spirit, who we now invite
into our hearts and minds. Please forgive our idolatry and
involvement in demonic practices. We now turn away from it forever.
Help us now to understand Your Word as we read it and believe the
entirety of it, without adding false beliefs and texts and practices
to it. We recognize that salvation can only be found through Your
grace because of the sacrifice of Your only Son, Jesus Christ, and we
now give our lives to only Him, repent to only Him, and accept
forgiveness only through Him, without any obligation or ability to pay
for our sins ourselves. We also ask for forgiveness for the spiritual
destruction on the world that we have contributed to, through our
involvement in this false church. We pray to and through only Jesus
Christ, our only Lord and Savior. Amen.

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Subject: Re: What's Wrong With Christians?
From: "Pressure" <steveg@~DamnManNoSpam~moreslack.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 25, 2003 12:32 PM
Message-ID: <vn6665m5jhf984@corp.supernews.com>

Hi Horror Show,

I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to Purple and 11DMeow.
You may as well get acquainted, you'll be together in my killfile for a
long, long time.

Pressure

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Everything that's wrong with other people, PLUS RELIGION. Its one FUCK
of a problem. Even JESUS wishes they would mostly fuck off.

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From: "Kicker_of_elves" <kicker_of_dwarrows@hotmail.com>
I picked up something at Dollar General last week too - A stupid
semi-toothless white trash bimbo named Krystal (with a Y).

Her head is in the freezer.

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From: "Alliekatt" <alleykatzen@hotmail.com>

"Horror Show" <jlwn42@att.net> wrote in message
news:17309d67.0309250829.12e48410@posting.google.com...

> Some are mean-spirited and vengeful...
> Some insist on their own way and opinions...
> Some are cynical, sarcastic, and discouraging...
> Some are lacking in compassion and mercy for others...
> Some are always trying to create controversy and disunity...
> Some are accepting of sinful lifestyles...

That's it! I'm going to hell!

> Some believe whatever their church says...

okay...

> Some do not respect those with authority...
> Some will not accept discipline or correction...

So in order to go to heaven, I must question church authority but submit to
being spanked by the pastor if I am bad.

I think Heaven is shaped like a moebius strip. Or one of those
it's-a-square-no-it's-a-cube-no-it's-a-square things. Or that perpetual
trident-no-it's-a-tuning-fork thing. Or a bunch of angels going up and down
stairs backwards forwards and upside down designed by Escher. I think I'd
rather go to a hell thought up by Pieter Brueghel or H. Bosch. At least the
perspective has an accepted plane and horizon and the discord of demons
makes much more sense than the discord of the righteous.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

I think the main thing that is wrong with them is that they smell like
bacon is rotting in their heads. Those wacky ideas and
interpretations, often drawn from blthering preachers and TV rather
than the damned BOOK, (which is fairly logical within itself) eat
brain tissue over time and one whiff from their ears can make your
eyes water like you'd walked into a cloud of chlorine. It isn't that
they're Christians; its that they are so criminally lame, they should
be buttsplit with a Harley. I escaped their filthy clutches, so I
KNOW. Sure am glad I got SAVED from Christianity and DAMNED BY DOBBS,
HAW GLORY!

HellPope Huey
I ain't got my head up m'butt yet,
but as you can see, I'm PUSHIN' REAL HARD

Company, villainous company,
hath been the spoil of me.
- William Shakespeare

You have personal habits that would make a monkey blush!
- "Red Dwarf"

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