NO WAIT! I'M JOINING THIS RELIGION INSTEAD!!

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Date: Wed, Oct 22, 2003

http://the-brights.net/

As it is written: "When you meet a man who calls himself a 'Skeptic,'
that means he has a highly overdeveloped left brain and a tiny
shriveled right brain. You should thank him for warning you that he
is functioning on HALF A BRAIN."

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD. WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO
CHURCH, RELIGION-BOY.

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From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>

And their proof of this is...? Oh wait, I'm being skeptical. Sorry,
I guess my brain must be shriveling up.

"When someone says 'I used to be a skeptic, but no longer,' he might
as well be saying, 'I used to ask for evidence, but no longer.'"--
James Randi

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Or maybe they may as well be saying "I used to automatically agree
with the opinions of whoever was the most overbearing skeptic, but I
got tired of getting browbeat every time I had an opinion which
disagreed with theirs and decided to think for myself instead". Who
knows. I guess I'm not as much of a mind-reader as Randi.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

When someone says "I used to be a skeptic..." it usually means they
have finally figured out that, barring what we ourselves experience,
EVERYTHING IS HEARSAY. The evidence of things unseen, they say, is
mere FAITH.

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

Never join any religion that talks about memes.

They will be as fun as Bob Dean.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

I belive this Church has been infiltrated by SUBGENIUSES!

- Friday Jones

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From: phy <phy00x@yahoo.com>

I am telling Kibo on your ass!

-phy

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

phy <phy00x@yahoo.com> wrote:
>I am telling Kibo on your ass!

I estimate there are 81 ways to parse the above sentence and 80 of
them hurt.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Then again, you could worship Kali-Ma.

Think about it. As Martha Stewart would say:

"Death. It's a good thing."

Besides, Kali is blue and has six arms and can
use any female as her sex avatar to keep one of
her high priests (that would be you) satisfied
and loyal.

And all you have to do is kill Englishmen.

I think that part alone will bring in Alliekat.

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

"nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> And all you have to do is kill Englishmen.
> I think that part alone will bring in Alliekat.

Is there someone a little closer whom we could kill to bring in
Friday Jones? I have to budget my travel money.

HellPope Huey
Dissing your mother makes Baby Jesus cry.
I sure wish He'd shut up;
HE didn't KNOW her like we did.

"I am not a demon.
I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther.
I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. "
- Nicolas Cage

"Stop whining and start slathering!"
- "Dilbert"

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

I already do worship every Durga Avatar, living, dead, or imaginary.
She is totally hot. Silent repetition of a Kalimantra really helps
one's vasectomy zip by. Just think of all the future generations I killed!

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