Necronomicon hippies

From: goldfingerjaws@aol.comdoofus (KrustyMADfaker)
Date: Sat, Jan 3, 2004

These cats think the 12 or so versions of the Necronomican are "fakes",
"hoaxes" and "non-scientific". Heh ya right. Of course they haven't read Dobbs
manuscript version that he wrote with broken crayons and magic markers while
sipping copius amounts of black "Beanadopalopolous". This version was written a
couple days after the "Economicon" in a blazing glory on the steering wheel of
the 60's era abandoned Batmobile.

http://www.necfiles.org/

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

KrustyMADfaker wrote:
> These cats think the 12 or so versions of the
> Necronomican are "fakes", "hoaxes" and "non-
> scientific".

It is but one of the sacred books:

1. Rectoexamicon
2. Scrumpdillyishacon
3. Teenosexicon
4. Penilenarglicon
5. Bar-B-Que-athon
6. How to Pick Up Girls
7. Necronomicon

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

You forgot one: "The Way it 'Sposed To Be When I Am Not Hopped Up On
Oxy I Snorted During 'Meat the Press'" by Rutch Limbaugh.

HellPope Huey
Open wide for Chunky, ya idjits

Are you tired of people giving you bananas,
thinking you're a chimp?
- "Whose Line Is it Anyway?"

I always wanted to write a book
that ended with the word mayonnaise.
- Richard Brautigan

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