if Rev Stang was motivated

From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>
Date: Sun, Jan 25, 2004

(from "News of the Weird")

Televangelist Joyce Meyer has risen from the pack
of TV ministers (and from the ordinariness of her
pre-preaching life) by her uninhibited pursuit of
donations ($95 million in 2003), according to a
December St. Louis Post-Dispatch profile.

"Make your checks payable to Joyce Meyer Ministries,"
she shouted, "and 'million' is spelled m-i-l-l-i-o-n."

Of once receiving $1 million in stocks from a
worshipper, she said, "I didn't have that (gift)
for five minutes and I said, 'OK, God, next I'll
take $5 million." "Fear," she reminds her
parishioners, as in their fear of making sacrifices
in order to have more money to give her, "is the
work of the devil."

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

Two problems with that: Stang has a weird beard and a sense of humor.
He'd never cut off the first and the second has roots too deep to
dispense with, even if he tried. No one will ever give a million
dollars to someone who has a beard and a sense of humor. I've asked
and they just said "Get outta here, ya fat bastard." At least I DID
try. The joke is on them. Guess they never imagined I was limber
enough to climb up there and take a dump in their mailbox. Keep that
card and letter coming! Jesus loves a cheerful dumper! PRAISE "Bob."

HellPope Huey
Free association can be an ugly, ugly thing,
especially while you are LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF

"Tic Tacs are suppositories for mice."
- Rev. Televangela

"It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am MAD!"
- Ren Hoek

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

HellPopeHuey wrote:
> No one will ever give a million dollars to someone
> who has a beard and a sense of humor. I've asked
> and they just said "Get outta here, ya fat bastard."

Which begs the question, what else have you been
unfairly denied because of beard and sense of
humor?

Be soporific. Use back of page if necessary.

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From: Doktor DynaSoar <targeting@OMCL.mil>

Fresh human meat.

} Be soporific. Use back of page if necessary.

.yvarg doolb htiW

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