Disproof of Catholicism

From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>
Date: Thu, Oct 2, 2003

If the Pope dies, then it means all the good people who are praying for him
were praying for nothing or there's just no Jeezuz at all or any other being
in the universe that has dominion over the living.

I mean, christ, it's positively QED.

Fact is, time and time again Popes have died. You'd think they'd get the
gist, but no, they keep hurting their knees and burning candles.

I'd laff my fucking ass off, though, if this present guy in fact DID NOT
DIE!

And so would he. But then again with Parkinson's, arthritis, and the trots,
living a whole lot longer couldn't be much fun either. You'd think the head
of a church, for whom lots of white people pray their asses off for, would
wonder why he's gotta take six trips to the toilet before lunch on a sore
hip and trembling all the way.

In a sense, how come the Parkinson's alone isn't enough to shake his faith?

Maroons!

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From: "Pressure" <steveg@~DamnManNoSpam~moreslack.com>

"iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com> wrote:
> If the Pope dies, then it means all the good people who are praying for
him
> were praying for nothing or there's just no Jeezuz at all or any other
being
> in the universe that has dominion over the living.

I think we as SubGenius should pray for him to die. Then, if he lives we
know their god is stronger. If he dies, we know ours is.

I haven't prayed in years, this could be fun.

Pressure

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