"MARK OF THE BEAST" FACTS FOR TOTAL DUMBASSES

From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless,alt.slack,alt.bored,alt.gossip.celebrities,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.conspiracy
Date: Tue, Oct 21, 2003 3:57 PM

There is one and only one original source for "666 - The Number of the
Beast," and that is the fucking bible. Whatever stupid opinion you
may have about the fucking bible, the fact is that it is the only
original source of "666 - The Number of the Beast." ANYBODY who talks
about it is either getting it from that one source or from someone who
ultimately gets it from that source, and it doesn't originate anywhere
else. It appears in ONE sentence in a book at the end of the fucking
bible, the book of Revelations, which is some dude babbling a lot of
trippy shit about crazy hallucinations he had which if somebody you
know said them you'd say "Dude whatever you're on I want some." It is
such a bunch of incomprehensible gibberish it makes STUPID people
think it's REALLY SIGNIFICANT, and not so stupid but IGNORANT AND
FOOLISH people MAKE UP CRAZY SHIT and say "THAT'S WHAT IT *REALLY*
MEANS!" and think they are actually CLARIFYING something and telling
the world what "GOD" really wants them all to know but all they are
doing is MAKING THINGS UP. The one little part of the fucking bible
that actually talks about this so-called "beast" is all this vision
the guy had about some guy called "THE BEAST" (and how they are going
to sell THAT to the public I DON'T KNOW but people are SO DAMN STUPID
it probably won't be that hard) that he says is going to rule the
world and make it so if you don't take his MARK, so if you don't take
the MARK OF THE BEAST on your hand or your head you can't buy or sell
anything. It says you can't buy or sell if you don't have the mark, OR
the name of the beast, OR the NUMBER OF HIS NAME. Then it tells you
what the number is. 666. NOT 1,666. NOT 6666 or 6666 or 4366682 OR
ANY OTHER FUCKING NUMBER. 666 AND ONLY 666 IS THE NUMBER OF THE NAME
OF THE BEAST. IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE IN THE FUCKING BIBLE AND ANYBODY
WHO SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT IS JUST MAKING STUPID SHIT UP or QUOTING
some OTHER DUMB JERK who is MAKING STUPID SHIT UP and saying "that's
what it REALLY means." And what it REALLY means is "JACK SHIT." Some
fucking thing some dumbass claims is GOING to happen SOMEDAY FOR SURE.

"Dude, I am DEFINITELY voting for THE BEAST, he is SO COOL, and he
REALLY CARES ABOUT US."

To show how FUCKING STUPID people are about this prophecy crap I saw
part of one of those "Unexplainable Mysteriousness" shows on the
fucking TV the other day and they are talking about NOSTRADAMUS,
another guy who TRIPPED OUT and SAW CRAZY STUFF and WROTE IT DOWN IN
POEMS IN ABOUT FIVE LANGUAGES AT ONCE and nobody can figure out what
the hell it means so naturally it means any god damn thing they want
it to, and they quote one of these "prophecies" which says that some
famous guy will be "stained by a bloody glove" but his reputation will
be cleared when eighteen months later the REAL KILLER CONFESSES and
they are showing pictures of FUCKING O.J. and saying "Isn't it
remarkable that he could have predicted this hundreds of years ago,"
IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT THE PROPHECY ITSELF IS DEMONSTRABLY FALSE.
NO "real killer," or ANYONE ELSE, EVER confessed to the murders that
O.J. Simpson committed and cleared his reputation which is still that
of an INSANE MILLIONAIRE CRIMINAL who BOUGHT HIS WAY OUT OF THE
ELECTRIC CHAIR. So you can actually quote a CLEARLY AND OBVIOUSLY
FALSE PROPHECY as "proof" of the prophet's UNCANNY ACCURACY.

Tips for would be prophets - "NO SENSE MAKES SENSE."

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

Jarto wrote:
>
> On Tue, 21 Oct 2003 21:35:55 -0700, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com> wrote:
>
> >Jarto wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The "fucking bible" - is that some kind of sexguide? What bible are
> >> you reading from Nenslo.
> >
> >FUCK YOU, that's what.
>
> I was being obtuse, dickhead.

Well I was being a dickhead, obtuse.

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From: El Capitan <pirate@airmail.net>

In article <3F958FA4.3BA0FE76@yahooX.com>, nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
wrote:

> There is one and only one original source for "666 - The Number of the
> Beast," and that is the fucking bible. Whatever stupid opinion you
> may have about the fucking bible, the fact is that it is the only
> original source of "666 - The Number of the Beast." ANYBODY who talks
> about it is either getting it from that one source or from someone who
> ultimately gets it from that source, and it doesn't originate anywhere
> else.

Well, if you were to dig a little deeper and read the ancient writings
of the Roman scholar Anus Maximus Syphiliticus, you would know that the
origin for 666 was actually conceived by John (soon to become St. John
the Divine, based on his sudden conversion to women's togas, bad makeup
and ingesting dogshit) on a trip to Rome.

John and his crew were known to frequent the brothel of Nippilia
Roseacea, located at DCLXVI Appian Way, Palatine Hill, Rome.
John, to his great dismay, had attracted the attentions of Aemilia
Posteria Baloonica, the heftiest whore Rome had seen since the days of
Hannibal's ladder & elephant rental service for bachelor parties.

John would frequently get plowed on Falernian wine, and wake up pressed
between the mammariae giganticii of Aemilia, whom he began referring to
as "Bestia Obesia", or "Fat Beast". The Beast would mark him with her
initials written in squid ink on his forehead while he slept, forcing
him to have to pay for her unwanted services the following morning,
hence, the "Mark of the Beast".

Soon, John's comrades began to kid him about visiting the brothel, and
the Via Appia address of DCLXVI (inlaid in an understated yet
unbelieveably obscene wall mural mosaic outside the brothel gates)
became known as "The Number of the Beast."

Many years later, John began to experience flashbacks and hallucinations
brought on by PCSD (Post-Crucufixion Stress Disorder) and conjured up
visions of "Bestia Obesia", which made their way into his Revelations.

And that's the way it happened.

El Capitanus Megaschlongicus

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

El Capitan wrote:
>
>
> Well, if you were to dig a little deeper and read the ancient writings
> of A BLABBITY BLABBITY BLABB....

Well, if you were to SHUT UP.

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From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

> > Well, if you were to SHUT UP.
>
> One more raving lunatic without a sense of humor.

Well it just has to be funny is all.
>
> Go rape a goat or something, Nenslo. You're tedious, lacking in any
> real writing talent, and would really benefit from getting your ashes
> hauled before your testicles crawl up and throttle your miniscule brain.

AW CRAP! My testicles are already up around my throat! IF ONLY YOU'D
TOLD ME SOONER!

>
> Oh, and don't bother replying, fuckwit. You're already in the bitbucket
> where you belong. I'll never see your puling response.
>

BOY HE SURE TOLD ME DIDN'T HE.

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Subject: Re: "MARK OF THE BEAST" FACTS FOR TOTAL DUMBASSES
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>
Newsgroups: alt.tasteless,alt.slack,alt.bored,alt.gossip.celebrities,alt.fan.art-bell,alt.conspiracy

"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote:
>
> Ease up on the caps, Dude. Really. They make you look like a kook.
> Well, something did. I'm being generous, and assuming it was the
> caps.

YOU ease up on KISS MY ASS, Dude.

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Subject: Re: "MARK OF THE BEAST" FACTS FOR TOTAL DUMBASSES
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

> >> >
> >> > YOU ease up on KISS MY ASS, Dude.
> >>
> >> Aha, so that's it! In the unabridged version you posted
> >> earlier, your point got lost in a cloud of steam.
> >
> > Yeah, well YOUR point IS a cloud of steam. POINTY STEAM.
> >
> > POINTY STEAM.
>
> Don't expect me to spend much time trying to educate you, but
> I'll try this once. Steam is vapor. It's amorphous, unless
> it's confined. You can't shape it into points or any other
> form. Do not try to disprove this; you'll burn yourself. Ask
> your mother.
>
>

My mother is dead you heartless bastard.

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Subject: Re: "MARK OF THE BEAST" FACTS FOR TOTAL DUMBASSES
From: Quintal <xavier22@heyheyclub-internet.fr>
>think it's REALLY SIGNIFICANT, and not so stupid but IGNORANT AND
>FOOLISH people MAKE UP CRAZY SHIT

etc...
look at the dollar bill will you?
there may be no 666 but there are plenty of masonic symbols therein,
aren't there?
Look everywhere in our so called republics and watch the symbology.
Now tell us again that numbers in the bible are stupid and unrelevant.
Say that again, and while it may be factually true, you can't deny
that at least some people believe they have significance, and not just
uneducated morons as you seem to imply, no sir, our elites down to
thousands of years ago have always relied on such symbolism and use it
to this day in it's sharpest precision.

maybe symbolism has no value dude, the point is somewhere else. The
point is the very guys who give you education, money, army, medicine,
job, government, law, banking, wars and so on are obsessed with it
since millenia, and they rule you and will keep ruling unless you open
your eyes to their reality and way of thinking.

So 666 in the bible maybe be meaningless, but since 2000 years EVERY
age has believed they were in the last days and has been influenced by
this "meaningless" thingy. See, what matters is not so much the
reality of a thing than its structure and the way it is believed by
the psyche, and rules our lives.
What matters is if the story is believed by your unconscious part, the
conscious analysis is kind of debased.

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Subject: Re: "MARK OF THE BEAST" FACTS FOR TOTAL DUMBASSES
From: nenslo <nenslo@yahooX.com>

"NUMBERS IN THE BIBLE ARE STUPID AND UNRELEVANT." Though that was not
ever my position, it shows I am capable of saying it. The original
post in this thread was about the Taipei tower and my post was in
correction of the naive misstatements therein. I would actually say
"irrelevant" though.

>
> maybe symbolism has no value dude, the point is somewhere else. The
> point is the very guys who give you education, money, army, medicine,
> job, government, law, banking, wars and so on are obsessed with it
> since millenia, and they rule you and will keep ruling unless you open
> your eyes to their reality and way of thinking.

Symbolism does have value. The obsession with it, however, is not so
much among "the very guys who give you education, money, army,
medicine,job, government, law, banking, wars and so on" but rather
among the people who WRITE BOOKS ABOUT how obsessed those very guys
are, and the people who read those books and rely on them as their
ONLY SOURCE OF INFORMATION about the people who are running things.
The people who write those books have nothing else to think of all day
but symbolism so they see it everywhere, as demonstrated by the person
who thought it was REALLY SIGNIFICANT that a building on the other
side of the planet had a certain number for how tall it was, IF you
converted its height to another system of measurement, which was
SIMILAR to another number that lots of people attach a lot of MADE UP
MEANINGS to, which have nothing to do with what the HALLUCINATING KOOK
who invented it actually said about it. Many many people devote their
lives to phony made-up things but the people who are actually running
things and making things happen in the world are too BUSY with REAL
STUFF like leveraged buyouts and secret arms deals to dick around with
putting on robes and chanting in latin while hoisting a dagger in the air.

>
> So 666 in the bible maybe be meaningless, but since 2000 years EVERY
> age has believed they were in the last days and has been influenced by
> this "meaningless" thingy. See, what matters is not so much the
> reality of a thing than its structure and the way it is believed by
> the psyche, and rules our lives.
> What matters is if the story is believed by your unconscious part, the
> conscious analysis is kind of debased.

Most people don't actually believe that the end of the world is
imminent. The people who believe these things are the ones who think
about it all the time and almost everyone else is busy living their
lives and spawning more of their kind.

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From: Joe Cosby <joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com>

>Most people don't actually believe that the end of the world is
>imminent.

True enough; leave us something to look forward to though, will you?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"It's like the Roman Empire. Wasn't everybody
running around just covered with syphilis?
And then it was destroyed by the volcano."
--Joan Collins

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