Pleasant surprises

From: "ghost" <ghost@ghost.net>
Date: Sat, Mar 27, 2004

Them little ball versions of chocolate candy bars
Cartoon Network
Lisa Gerrard's emergence as a major soundtrack composer
Widescreen video's acceptance (about damn time)
The Houdini Museum's decision to unveil the secret behind one of his major
escapes
"Dogs" by Raymond Coppinger
Ross Bencina's continuing development of AudioMulch
Bread with sunflower seeds in it

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From: "iDRMRSR" <idrmrsr@subgenius.com>

Boner pils

Downloading pirate videos

HDTV

Saddam Hussein in captivity

Janet Jackson's tit

Water on Mars

I'm still around to write this

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From: wbarwell <wbarwell@munnnged.mylinuxisp.com>


Massive but cheap IDE hard drives.
Silk shirts in summer.
Hearts of Space on the radio

Cheerful Charlie

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From: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)

Internet "radio" (3WK.com) (shamless plug)

Food Lion Store brand Spaigetti Sauces.

My Chevy Corsica

X-Day

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague

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From: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com (HellPopeHuey)

How truly keen, personally creative and sweatily virile I still am,
despite driving at high speeds for so long while largely out of
alignment.

--

HellPope Huey
I came by my evil grin honestly, honest!

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
- Evan Davis

"You've got a lot more going for you than wiggly nostrils."
- "Anger Management"

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From: Cardinal Vertigo <jhobbs@myrealbox.com>

The director's commentary track on the Starship Troopers DVD

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From: Frere Jean Bleu <FrJBleu@ifrance.com>

The late John Frankenheimer's commentary on Ronin DVD
The Flaming Lipps at the Big Day Out 2004 downunder
Stella Artois beer on tap
Kill Bill
Car CD players & improved speakers
nu-Monet's links.... everyday is Xmas
Google, tinyurl, XE converter, babelfish, archive.org for not selling
out.

Fr J B

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From: ToiletDuk <TeeDee@corncorn.com>

The fact that I'm still alive, in spite of hearty partaking of various
recreational chemicals

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Reality as I knew it still existed; I had merely been "high."

He wasn't a deformed monster; their heads always get squeezed like that
on the way out.

Face Fucking Bats WEREN'T just some crazy story to tell city-folks

It was just a spider bite or something.

Prairie Squid WEREN'T just some crazy story to tell city-folks

It wasn't cancer; a human doctor had merely fucked up a decade earlier.

It WAS possible that there would be female SubGeniuses, and that our
race might survive after all.

He had just gone over to his friend's house without telling me, that
was all.

Computers and all.

Everybody wasn't really out to get me; I had merely lost my mind, for
a perfectly sane reason.

She broke up with him without me having to say anything.

It wasn't an aneurism after all, just too many Dobbsheads per hour.

Hot-Headed Naked Ice Borers WERE just some crazy story to tell
city-folks

She was more tired of it than I was.

The sniper DIDN'T have a battered, dog-eared Revelation X1 in his trunk.

It WASN'T all just a dream! SHE'S REALLY REAL and IT REALLY HAPPENED!

Cane Toads

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
PRABOB

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From: polar bear <bear@pole.com>

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
> Everybody wasn't really out to get me; I had merely lost my mind, for
> a perfectly sane reason.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

pb

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>

Of course, and THEY still are out to GIT me. Not everybody, though;
just THEM.

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From: "nu-monet v6.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

But now, THEY have a leader.

With luck THEY will begin to stalk HIM instead.


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